Ferret Designs : 500 Things My Ferret Told Me Merchandise

Two-sided shirts and lovely gift items for ferret lovers.

500 Things My Ferret Told Me Book Get the book! The perfect ferret gift -- a book and a tee shirt!	Ferret Saying 001 Know me for a day, love me for a lifetime.
Ferret Saying 027 You know, maybe the bag boy just forgot to put the salami in the bag. Did you ever think of that?	Ferret Saying 070 A great ferret shows his greatness by the way he treats little ferrets.
Ferret Saying 108 Ask not what your ferret can do for you, but what you can do for your ferret!	Ferret Saying 132 Yes, I stole your heart ... and I'm not giving it back.
Ferret Saying 166 Please clean the litterbox. Who knows -- I might actually *use* it someday!	Ferret Saying 191 Hey, that could be *anybody's* fur in the spaghetti.
Ferret Saying 211 But *everything's* my business.	Ferret Saying 241 Well, sometimes I wish *you* were better trained, too!
Ferret Saying 265 Some call me the Carpet Shark.	Ferret Saying 293 How do you *know* there aren't any sharks in my bath water?
Ferret Saying 319 No, I *couldn't* possibly be any cuter.	Ferret Saying 345 I love the smell of unwashed feet in the morning.
Ferret Saying 374 No! Don't look under the sofa!	Ferret Saying 402 What are you yelling at *me* for? I didn't tell you to step in it!
Ferret Saying 422 The *other* glove? I don't know what you're talking about.	Ferret Saying 456 What's that interesting smell?
Ferret Saying 490 That's a stuffed animal? Oh, how embarrassing... I thought it was my date!	Ferret Saying 500 Ferret leave tiny little pawprints on your heart.