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FAIRIES
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WRITER'S CRAP
NAUGHTY WORDS
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Million Faces

Million Faces
I've seen a million faces
but I've only rocked
86.3% of them.

Arkham's Razor

Arkham's Razor
The simplest explanation
tends to be Cthulu.

Unicorns Are Real

Unicorns Are Real
(and they're
delicious!)

Bambi's mom was yummy.

DANGER--Do not look into laser with remaining eye

Freak Flag

Freak Flag
Fly high!

Beeyotch

Beeyotch
Busy, busy.

Low Standards

Low Standards
Quality vs.
quantity

Drunk Drafting

Drunk Drafting
I dunno, Pisano--
something seems off.

Vow of Silence

Vow of Silence
I guarantee you
a blank look

Away

Away
Leave a message.
I probably won't
get back to you.

Arm Candy

Arm Candy
If you got it,
flaunt it

Quarter

Quarter
I might even give you
two dimes and a nickel.

Milkshake

Milkshake
Yea, verily.

My Boss Is A Jewish Carpenter

My Boss Is A Jewish Carpenter
Probably not the one
you're thinking of.

Raised By Wolves

Raised By Wolves
Barn Wolves!

Raised in a Barn

Raised in a Barn
Because you know you're gonna get asked.

Raised by Wolves in a Barn

Raised by Wolves in a Barn
Cover all the bases.

Rich in Irony

Rich in Irony
Now with more Vitamin Sarcasm!

Now in 3D!

Now in 3D!
Still working on
the fourth D.

Good Intentions Paving Co.

Good Intentions Paving Co.
Roads to Hell
our specialty!

As Seen On TV!

As Seen On TV!
Don't sit too close.

Go Away Please

Go Away Please
Please to be fucking off now.

Loud Noises

Loud Noises
No tapping
on the glass

Plays Well With Self

Plays Well With Self
Others optional.

Intercourse

Intercourse
And it appears your mother
is wearing military footwear.

Rock Star

Rock Star
It's only rock and roll.

Core Competency

Core Competency
Marketing 101

White & Nerdy

White & Nerdy
Fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon.

Meat is Murder

Meat is Murder
Yummy, delicious murder.

Goth

Goth
I may already be dead.
Hard to say.

Gandhi would kick you.

Serial Killer

Serial Killer
Hopefully soon.

bored now.

Manslaughter

Manslaughter
Always good for at least a chuckle.

Kittens.  They're what's for dinner.

Puppies.  They're what's for dinner.

Ever-So-Grumpy

Ever-So-Grumpy
Stamp your little feet.

Freaking Right Out

Freaking Right Out
Just do it quietly.

Kids, don't try this at home!

Kids, don't try this at home!
Go to the neighbor's.

New and Improved!

New and Improved!
Perfect for that post-boob-job party.

Easily Confused

Pissed Right The Hell Off

Pissed Right The Hell Off
Just in case it's not obvious.

Chickens For Rent

Chickens For Rent
New advances in the temp field.

Begone!

Begone!
Ah, if only it were that simple.

Thank you for making me look smarter.

Physicists

Physicists
Did the earth just move?

Bad in Bed--but it costs extra.

Bad in Bed--but it costs extra.
You bring the whipped cream, I'll bring the whip.

Will Work For Food For Thought

Will Work For Food For Thought
Perfect for every idea ho.

Learn to Read--ask me how!

Learn to Read--ask me how!
Public service announcement.

My Other Car Is A Short Bus

My Other Car Is A Short Bus
Dad lets me drive real slow on the driveway.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right ...

Earth Logic

Earth Logic
Not that Earth logic is anything to write home about.

Slashers

Slashers
"Meddle not in the affairs of slashers--For thou art comely and look good with other men!"

Necessity Is A Mother

Necessity Is A Mother
And ain't she a bitch?

Unclean!

Unclean!
Do I smell pork?

Body Double

Body Double
Mmmm, shower scenes ....

Gone to my Happy Place.  Back in a few.

Gone to my Happy Place. Back in a few.
No animals were harmed
in the making of the
Happy Place. Your
Happy Place may vary.

I'm blogging this.

I'm blogging this.
Because, you know,
I have no life.

Emo

Emo
Give Dawson a call. He might care.

Mad

Mad
Can you foam at the mouth
a little? That'd be great.

(expletive deleted)

Don't mess with me.  I've got my killin' pants on.

Don't mess with me. I've got my killin' pants on.
Not to be confused with
the deadly trousers.

Yogurt Chicks

Yogurt Chicks
It beats shoe-shopping
good all to hell.

I Am Dude

I Am Dude
Roaring is so passé.

Nasty Dogs

Nasty Dogs
Fido has some
unpleasant habits.

Desperate Housewife

Desperate Housewife
I said desperate,
not pathetic.

Wisteria Lane

Wisteria Lane
Not to be confused with Hysteria Avenue.

It's good to be the King.

It's good to be the King.
Off with their heads!

It's good to be the Queen.



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