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Shirts For Writers--in Standard Manuscript Format!

Maneating Pony
He's not sexist--he'll eat women, too.

Wordsmith
Kinda like a blacksmith
but without all the tools
and fire and stuff

Murder Your Darlings
They're probably not as darling as you think they are.

Unpublished
That's what I
tell my mom.

Genre Hack
No literary taint here.

The Poet
Just don't.

Shut up and write.
It just needed to be said.

I Heart My Protag
He's dashing and daring--she's brilliant and kicks major ass. Show them you care.

I Heart My Villain
More than the hero. You know you do.

Reformed Comma Splicer
Admitting you have a problem is the first step toward recovery.

I split infinitives.
Hey, it worked for Roddenberry.

I dangle participles.
Just flappin' in the breeze.

Rentboy
The chicks will be all over you. Honest.

Rhetorical Questions
You know, hypothetically.

Woolfe Quote
"Literature is strewn with the wreckage of those who have minded beyond reason the opinion of others."

C.S. Lewis Quote
"A book worth reading only in childhood is not worth reading even then."

Twain Quote
"Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use."

Liebling Quote
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."

T.S. Eliot Quote
"Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers."

Perfection Quote
"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."

Writer's Block - OK Corral
Clambake at the OK Corral, Tupperware Party at the OK Corral ... titles are hard.

Writer's Block - Maltese
The Maltese Yorkie, The Maltese Reticulated Python ... titles are hard.