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We pregame harder than you party	I'm what Willis was talkin' 'bout Yeah thats right, Willis was talking about me!	Got Seoul? Korea does!	Lookin' Sheik Look chic without all of the fancy clothes.
S.U.V. - Sport Utility Victim Some say our gas prices are the victim of S.U.V.’s.	Team Aniston Just because Angelina's got big sexy lips doesn't make her a better person.	Ninja Acadamy No need to show off those kick-ass moves you learned. The shirt speaks for itself.	Team Stoned playing puff, puff, give since 1999
I Love [Heart] THC Show your love for the wonderful, natural... THC! So much love that the heart has the molecular structure inside.	wingman a good wingman is always hard to find	what would jesus bomb? WWJB	Terrorist Suck. Remind everyone how much they really do suck with this friendly slogan.
I'm Deep Throat ...but what the hell is Watergate?	its not easy being a dick Whether you're a anti-bush person or not you can still enjoy being a dick	this is my party shirt	Frunk as Duck yeah... so drunk you got the F mixed up with the D
I'm not schizophrenic... and neither am I	Sex Instructor First Lesson FREE	More Cowbell!	BUTTSEX? Did you say "anything but sex or BUTTSEX"!?
International symbol for NEEDS HEAD	Pierced in places you'd love to lick	Mini-Me is my Homeboy After seeing him on the Surreal Life, who wouldn't want to be his homeboy?	Rehab is for Quitters
Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your	Boston Still Sucks So the Red Sox took a championship... They have nothing on the Yankee's. Boston Still Sucks!