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James Smart
Mississauga, Canada
Member Since: 2005

Please buy my stuff. I need the money!

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Welcome!
This is my new online store! Thanks to CafePress.com(kiss,kiss), I am now selling a number of products with unique graphics on them,which I hope you'll find amusing.

Note: These are funny ,simply stylish products that say what you want to say,and say it directly.Plus, by buying my stuff, you're supporting an independent artist who needs the money!

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Adulterer

Adulterer
Merchandise for those whose wives/husbands just don't understand them.

Ass Man

Ass Man
Products for the gentleman who sees the beauty in a booty!

Bear

Bear
Products for the big,macho,strong,hairy man, and those who love them!

bi

bi
T-shirts and other assorted products with that either/or zest for those who don't go through life with one hand tied behind their backs!

Black Britain

Black Britain
Where black meets white.Where Europe meets Africa.Where the new meets the old.Culture clash.Here's the face of the new UK!

blasphemous

blasphemous
Be proud of being a non-believer!Buy products that show your love of freedom of speech,and freedom of mind!

Blow Me!

Blow Me!
An insult or a come-on? Could be either one! Let the situation decide. It could lead to a very good time!

born again virgin

born again virgin
Buy products that show your faith and belief in moral purity in this world, where sex has gone wid!

bottom

bottom
Do you like to play catch?Like to take what somebody else gives?Like to submit? Then these products are for you!

Captain Browneye

Captain Browneye
An insane look at the most intimate part of the human body.

Celibate

Celibate
Waiting for the right person?Don't like to have sex?Keeping yourself pure for God?Wear your heart on your sleeve!

cocksucker

cocksucker
Products for those who know how to make their men happy!

concubine

concubine
If you're a man who has a lot of girlfriends,why not buy thses fine products for your ladies? If you happen to be a "kept woman",show yourself off to the world!

Confusion

Confusion
When you feel liike you don't know what's going on, these are the things to buy!

Creep

Creep
Stalker,weirdo,freak,pervert.Which are you?

Cruiser

Cruiser
For those who like to keep an eye out for meeting somebody new.For adventure,for love,for sex.

Dirty Old Man

Do Me!

dog

dog
Products for the guy who can't get enough love! Do you know an animal who can't be trusted with your heart?A beast,who only thinks of lust and sex? A man who can't keep it in his pants?

DYKE

DYKE
For the girl who loves girls.....

freak

freak
The freaks come out at night!For those who are different,alternative,dangerous. If you like sex darker,sexier,stranger,nastier than everybody else (or know somebody who does!),these are for you.

Fuck Me!

Fuck Me!
Disgust or desire?

GAY!

GAY!
Man lovin' man? Girl who loves girls? Queer and proud of it? This stuff is for you.

Hand of God

pervert

pervert
For the dirty,the disgusting,the freaky,for those who will do whatever it takes to get off,these products are for you!

Praise

Praise
Show your pride in faith!For those who wear their beliefs on their sleeves.

The Running Man

The Running Man
Running,running,running.....Just when you think you're winning the rat race, along come faster rats!

Keep on running,only limited by the sky above and the ground below.These products are for you

The Running Man (basic black)

The Running Man (basic black)
Always running....Just when you think you're winning the rat race, along come faster rats!

These products are for those who are only limited by the sky above them and the ground below them.

satanic

satanic
Evil,dark,perverse,yet undeniably sexy.I have the stuff that you need!

Take My Hand

Take My Hand
Face your fear and reach towards the unknown.

Welcome to Hell!

Welcome to Hell!
Welcome to hell!Face the trials and troubles of daily life with arms wide open.

why not.

why not.
Buy my stuff.It's fun,and I need the money.So,why not.


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