I heart cthulhu tentacle Valentine Perfect Valentine's Day gift for any miskatonic fan or lovecraft lover! Red heart with coiling green tentacles hanging down. I heart cthulhu! Really, who doesn't love this old god of r'lyeh? |
crappy valentine's broken heart Crappy Valentine's day in grunge text with shiny red heart broken to pieces. Perfect anti-valentines card or gift to anyone with a broken heart on February 14th. |
Let me eat your brain If you really loved me, you'd let me eat your brain! A bloody zombie in love lurches toward you with the background of a big ol' pink heart! Funny, weird, Valentine's day gift! |
|||
You had me at brains You had me at Braaaaaiins! Great gift (Valentine's day? Halloween?) for any zombie lover. Funny design will appeal to horror movie buffs and fans of the living dead. |
Got your valentine right here Great cynical anti-valentine: yeah, I've got your valentine right here, with an arrow pointintg down. Perfect rude gift for anyone who hates Valentine's day. |
Only have eyes for you Aww, how sweet! I only have eyes for you with pink heart and a bloody eyeball on a fork! Funny Valentine's day (or anti-valentine) gift for a weird sense of humor. Great halloween shirt, too! |
|||
Evil laugh valentine Even an Evil Genius needs a Valentine! Glossy black heart and You had me at Bwahahahahah! evil laugh. Perfect Valentine's day gift or anti-valentines depending on how you look at it! |
Someone really bad valentine Sultry vintage retro woman with I need someone really bad, are YOU really bad? Makes a great valentine's day gift or just a cool tee for every day. |
Stuck on you valentine Funny, offbeat valentine for those with weird taste. Stuck on you with big red heart and smashed fly! Odd, humorous Valentine's day gift for anyone with strange humor. |
|||
My heart belongs to you Funny sweet bloody zombie with gaping chest wound offers up his heart to his true love! My heart belongs to you! Valentine's day or anti-valentines, great for any fans of the living dead. |
I am my own valentine Hate Valentine's day? Going to be alone this year? Perfect dark, cynical sentiment for anti-valentines day: I am my own valentine with slick black heart. |
just love valentines day Funny, apt, and just a touch morbid, this ant-valentine's day design is perfect for anyone who thinks that love stinks. No, I just LOVE valentines day with human heart and knife. |
|||
My heart belongs to Cthulhu Great for lovers of the Lovecraft mythos. My heart belongs to Cthulhu with the old god holding a fresh human heart. What a sweet miskatonic valentine's day card or gift! |
Knife for your heart if I wanted your heart, I'd have brought a knife. Wry, funny, slightly evil sentiment for Valentine's day - a wicked anti-valentines for those who think love sucks. Great gift for the cynic! |
Better to have loved and lost 'Tis better to have loved and lost that to have lived with that asshole the rest of your life! Great anti- Valentine's day shirt or for anyone whose anti love or had a break up. |
|||
Mr. Right Perfect romantic gift for grooms, fiances, boyfriends or great guys looking for love. Good t-shirt for Valentine's day, too! Mr Right in deep blue. Available on baby gear for mommy's little man, to |
Mr. right now An obvious riff on our Mr. Right t-shirt! Great for guys who are just looking, or buy both for you and a more romantic buddy! Mr Right in deep blue with NOW over the end of the message. |
Valentine for freeloading boyfriend My Valentine's day gift for my freeloading boyfriend; his stuff by the curb and the locks changed! Great t-shirt for any woman who has lived with a shiftless man. |
|||
Miskatonic valentine Be my Miskatonic valentine! Cute green Cthulhu clutches a human heart just for you. Great Valentine's day gift for any Lovecraft fan or mythos geek. |
Love at third beer Are you a tiny bit cynical about Valentines? Or just outright hate Valentine's day? Or perhaps you're just practical rather than romantic. Great gift for anyone who loves to drink beer or party! |
Cold as ice Hate Valentine's day? Been dumped? Been hurt? Just sick of love right now? You're cold as ice. Frozen heart with icy text. Perfect anti-Valentines shirt. |
|||
Heart of gold Are you looking for love this Valentine's day? Are you really a nice person? Do you have a heart of gold? Advertise it with this design - includes gleaming gold heart. |
Valentine for cheating boyfriend My Valentine's day gift for my cheating boyfriend; his stuff by the curb and the locks changed! Great t-shirt for any woman who has been hurt and bounced back. |
Cupid can bite me If you're anti Valentines day this is the design for you. Cupid can bite me with a broken cupid's arrow. Perfect gift for anyone who hates Valentine's day! |
|||
Hopeful romantic Far from being hopeless, you're a hopeFUL romantic who loves Valentines. If so you'll appreciate this design. Big red heart and hopeful romantic - perfect gift for folks who like Valentine's day. |
Valentine for cheating husband My Valentine's day gift for my cheating husband; his stuff by the curb and the locks changed! You go girl! Kick that bastard to the curb! Great anti-valentines design. |
|
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
|||
|
|
|
|
|
|||
