Evil Genius Tees : Nefarious holiday gifts : Christmas gifts, chanukah gelt, yule logs

Christmas, Yule, Chanukah, saturnalia, kwanzaa: whatever you celebrate this holiday season is (or will soon be) represented here! Funny, snarky, hip gifts for unusual people.

Cthulhu christmas,chanukah,yule The ultimate holiday card for any Cthulhu fan, mythos minion, Lovecraft reader, or necronomicon faithful. A perfect miskatonic gift. Know anyone in Arkham? Send them these cards!	Grunge bah humbug Just bah humbug in distressed, grunge text says it all. You hate christmas, you're anti-christmas, you wouldn't care if xmas was cancelled you grinch, you. Great anti christmas gift.	Zombie christmas It's a merry zombie christmas! Yuletide zombie feasts on his xmas dinner: a human arm, still holding a string of colorful christmas lights! Funny christmas gift for any zombie / horror fan
Staring at my jingle bells holiday Are you staring at my jingle bells? Funny Christmas t-shirt, Hanukkah gift, or Yule tee. Great for wife, girlfriend, MILF, or any hot chick with great ornaments this holiday season.	Crappy holidays! For those of us who really hate the holidays from thanksgiving to christmas / hanukkah / yule. The traffic, crazy shoppers, rude salespeople, bad weather, having to be at our in-laws ...	Have candy corn left How can there be christmas decorations in the stores?! I still have candy corn left! Great gift for anyone who wonders what happened to the gap between halloween and xmas!
Blessed yule, where's the food? Whether you just hate the yule holiday, being at your family's house (or your in-laws!), or are simply hungry and ready to eat all the great food, no time for yuletide cheer! Let's eat!	Chanukkah, where's the food? Whether you just hate the chanukkah holiday, being at your family's house (or your in-laws!), or are simply hungry and ready to eat all the great food, no time for yuletide cheer! Let's eat!	Merry xmas, where's the food? Whether you just hate the christmas holiday, being at your family's house (or your in-laws!), or are simply hungry and ready to eat all the great food, no time for yuletide cheer! Let's eat!
I heart giftmas! If the holiday season is not so much a spiritual thing as a present-receiving extravaganza, then buy yourself this t-shirt as a gift! I heart giftmas! It's christmas, what's under the tree?	Staring at my keepsake ornaments holiday Funny holiday t-shirt for christmas, yule, or chanukkah. Great gift for hot ornament collectors or wife or girlfriend of anyone who admires a well decorated tree!	Bah humbug Bah humbug! All I want for chirstmas is for it to be OVER! Perfect design for anyone who hates the holiday. Complete with grumpy face in a frazzled santa's hat.
Merry whatever Our very own Rude Li'l Dude dons his santa's hat, his green christmas paci, and his attutude for this xmas shirt: Yeah, merry whatever ... where's my gifts?	Cathulhu christmas Merry christmas from Cathulhu! Pronounced cat-thoo-loo he's the cutest little Cthulhu type monster ever. Here he is in his santa's hat and holding an ornament. Great gift for Lovecraft (or cat) fans	Mery consumer holiday The perfect gift for anyone disillusioned with the consumeristic attitude surrounding christmas. Everyone fighting in stores, stressed out, maxing out their credit cards ... merry consumer holiday!
Not too bright I wasn't insulting your intelligence, I just said you weren't very bright! Cute, colorful, gag design with Christmas lights! Great funny holiday gift especially for couples.	Gothic christmas Skull in a santa hat? Why not? It's a Merry Gothic Christmas! Great for goths or pagans who celebrate the holiday. Perfect holiday gift!