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Pirate t-shirts and gifts from the briney deep. Whether you're on the Caribbean or anywhere on the seven seas you'll love our pirate tees. Kraken mugs, black pearl stickers, skull and crossbones magnets, and more. They're fit for Captain Jack Sparrow himself!

Staring at my chest pirate

Staring at my chest pirate
Whether you're female or a ripped guy this is a funny pirate tee. Are you staring at my chest? with pirates' chest / steamer trunk. Funny t-shirt pun, great for pirate fans!

Rum me pirate skull / bones

Rum me pirate skull / bones
The words Rum me with a classic pirate skull and crossed bones says it all. Make yourself useful and bring me another glass o' rum! Funny pirate t-shirt for any fan of the high seas.

Steampunk pirate ship

Steampunk pirate ship
Cool vector graphic art steampunk pirate design. Treat steampunk t-shirt / pirate t-shirt for any fan of victorian, vintage, retro, ephemera, steampunk, dieselpunk, and more!

Baby's first pirate day

Baby's first pirate day
Baby's first Talk like a Pirate Day (Sept. 19th) with bouncing baby buccaneer, jolly roger pirate flag, eye patch, and anchor tattoo. Perfect gift for Pirate fan moms and dads.

Pirate ship and kraken

Pirate ship and kraken
A ghostly moonlit pirate ship and the huge tentacles of the Kraken reaching out to drag this black pearl under. Horror! dark and dramatic this design also appears on our Flip mini camcorder.

Pirate with jolly roger

Pirate with jolly roger
Our own gothic horror style skull and crossbones jolly roger and the grunge distressed text pirate. Great for pirates and drunken sailors!

Drunken sailor pirate

Drunken sailor pirate
Our own gothic horror style skull and crossbones jolly roger and the grunge distressed text drunken sailor. Great for pirates and sailors.

Some days you're the Kraken

Some days you're the Kraken
A clever play on 'some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug' our pirate version is a pearl; Some days you're the Kraken, some days you're the ship with black ship and tentacles.

Arrr, pirate moment

Arrr, pirate moment
Arrrr! Sorry, I had a pirate moment. How many times have you been at work in your cubicle, driving home from the grocery store, or just sitting quietly and had a pirate moment? Arrr!

Goth lace pirate girl

Goth lace pirate girl
Hip, gothic, black lace with ghostly skull and crossed swords on top. Cool, unique, urban design for the Caribbean pirate girl. Makes a perfect gift for pirate fans, rum lovers, and more!

Sea dog pirate

Sea dog pirate
Our own gothic horror style skull and crossbones jolly roger and the grunge distressed text sea dog. Great for pirates and drunken sailors!

Pirate treasure chest coins

Pirate treasure chest coins
Are you staring at my treasure chest? Arr! Cleverly placed gold dubloon coins complete this funny pirate tee. Great gift for any saucy wench or buxom pirate girl on your list!

Get your pirate on

Get your pirate on
No matter if you sail the caribbean or any other of the 7 seas, you'll love this hip, modern pirate design that combines our ghostly weathered skull with Get your pirate on text.

Nice dubloons!

Nice dubloons!
Two carefully placed gold pirate dubloon coins and the text nice dubloons makes this a funny, sexy pirate t-shirt for any saucy wench or pirate girl.

Biohazard pirate

Biohazard pirate
Very cool design with glowing pirate skull and crossed swords on the universal biohazard sign. A hip urban tee to wear to the club or original take on traditional pirate fare.

Wench lusty pirate

Wench lusty pirate
Our own gothic horror style skull and crossbones jolly roger and the grunge distressed text wench. Great for pirates and drunken sailors!

Scurvy pirate bar

Scurvy pirate bar
Big weathered red anchor and the text the scurvy pirate bar and grill make this a unique party, pubbing, bar hopping, t-shirt for pirates, scalliwags, scoundrels, and rum lovers.

Buxom pirate wench

Buxom pirate wench
Nothing like a buxom pirate wench, baby! Funny, sexy, and hip design with vintage text and weathered skull and crossed swords of the pirate Jolly Roger behind.

Kraken!

Kraken!
Kraken! Spooky silhouette of the doomed Black Pearl and the tentacles of the mighty Kraken. Sent by Davey Jones, this leviathan of the deep can swallow whole ships. Great for pirate fans!

Gettin' my pirate on

Gettin' my pirate on
Evil Genius's very own Rude li'l Dude is gettin his pirate on! Funny t-shirt for baby with pirate eye patch, earring, and scar, Arrr!

Sail with Sparrow

Sail with Sparrow
You've seen that tattoo somewhere before. I sail with Captain Sparrow and the famous sparrow tat. Perfect for pirates, libertines, or ex-crew of Jack. Where's the rum?

Scalliwag pirate

Scalliwag pirate
Our own gothic horror style skull and crossbones jolly roger and the grunge distressed text SCALLIWAG. Great for pirates and drunken sailors!

Pirate wench

My yardarm

My yardarm
Arrr! Wanna see my yardarm? Perfect shirt for the caribbean buccaneer to wear around sexy pirate wenches! Great funny gift!

Rather be pillaging

Rather be pillaging
Arrr! Whether you're a pirate of the Caribbean or elsewhere on the seven seas, you know what you'd rather be doing: Pillaging! This lusty design says it all! Jack Sparrow would wear it!

Survived the kraken

Survived the kraken
I survived the kraken and all I got was this lousy t-shirt! Great shirt for monster lovers, POTC fans, sailors, minions of Davey Jones, or pirates! Complete with tentacle sucker marks!

Weathered skull and crossbones

Weathered skull and crossbones
Our own ghostly version of the pirate skull and crossbones of the jolly roger. Great for fans of Jack Sparrow and POTC or any scalliwags or scoundrels on the caribbean or otherwise.

Jolly roger

Gothic horror pirate jolly roger

Gothic horror pirate jolly roger
Gothic horror pirate jolly roger flag would look perfect flying over a ghost ship! This is our vintage take on the classic skull and crossbones on some smaller items including the Flip mino!

Pirate parchment

Pirate parchment
Plain and simple, just in case they didn't see the pirate's brand! Vintage text Pirate on aged parchment. Cool, period look for any jack Sparrow and POTC fans out there.

I follow the pirate code

I follow the pirate code
I follow the pirate code! Perfect gift for any wench or scalliwag on the caribbean. With black jolly roger skull and crossbones.

WWJSD?

WWJSD?
What would J Sparrow do?

Salty dog pirate

Salty dog pirate
Our own gothic horror style skull and crossbones jolly roger and the grunge distressed text SALTY DOG. Great for pirates and drunken sailors!

Talk to the hook

Arrr, mommy! baby pirate

Arrr, mommy! baby pirate
Arr, Mommy! A cute, funny play on 'Arr, Matey' this is a great gift for any pirate lover's baby or wee caribbean pirate fan or young sea dog.

Bouncing baby buccaneer

Bouncing baby buccaneer
Our own Rude li'l Dude dressed as a pirate! Complete with eyepatch and his signature pacifier he's ready to sail the high seas. Cute gift for your own bouncing baby buccaneer

Supper wench pirate

Supper wench pirate
Pirate skull and crossbones of the jolly roger accent the text, where's that wench with my supper? Funny, cute gift for any new mom who is feeding a newborn scalliwag all day and all night.


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