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Cthulhu, chupacabra, kraken, alien symbiotes, vampires, zombies, big foot, werewolves, plus cathulhu, dadthulhu, baby 'thulhu, tentacled monsters and more! Funny t-shirts and gifts for Cthulhu lovers, horror and sci-fi freaks, and monster fans!

Sweethulhu cute Cthulhu

Sweethulhu cute Cthulhu
Sweethulhu! Grab your necronomicon it's the cutest Cthulhu EVAR! Our kawaii chibi Cthulhu is just adorable. Good geeky Valentine's day gift or for anyone who loves the old gods

Classic zombie

Classic zombie
Nice artsy image of the classic zombie. If you're a walking dead fan, horror movie buff, or necrophiliac you'll love this zombie t-shirt! Shambling rotting corpse, anyone?

Jesus loves, cthulhu tastes

Jesus loves, cthulhu tastes
Jesus loves you! Cthulhu thinks you taste like chicken. That's a form of love! Lovecraft fans will worship this funny t-shirt of the Old Gods' so grab your necronomicon and head to R'lyeh.

Running, kill zombie

Running, kill zombie
A funny take on a classic. Great for horror lovers, and fans of the walking dead; If you see me running please kill that zombie behind me! with gory blood splatters.

Warren is dead, Lovecraft

Warren is dead, Lovecraft
You fool, Warren is dead! The chilling last line from H P Lovecraft's The Statement of Randolph Carter. Perfect for horror fiction readers, Cthulhu fans, etc. Complete with green tentacles.

Zombie dad, eat your brains

Zombie dad, eat your brains
Zombie dad! What a great funny t-shirt for Father's Day! Zombie dad at the table with his zombie child points with his fork and says "eat your brains". Good gift for fans of the walking dead.

Kraken warning sign

Kraken warning sign
Funny joke sign: Warning, Kraken! Boat at your own risk. Great for fans of creatures, monsters, cryptids, the paranormal, or urban legends. Tentacled sea monsters - I believe!

Never moon a werewolf (with scratches)

Never moon a werewolf (with scratches)
Funny t-shirt for fans of lycanthropes! Full moon and NOTE TO SELF - NEVER MOON A WEREWOLF with bloody red scratches on back.

Zombie! Behind you!

Zombie! Behind you!
Perfect for zombie lovers and fans of the walking dead and Horror movie buffs in general. Extra funny to see folks glance over their shoulders! Zombie! Behind you! With blood splatters.

Innsmouth gentleman

Innsmouth gentleman
H.P. Lovecraft fans will love our fish headed Innsmouth Gentleman surely a member of the Esoteric Order of Dagon. Perfect gift for Cthulhu fans and anyone who loves the Miskatonic and Arkham as well.

Zombie apocalypse, you first

Zombie apocalypse, you first
Come the Zombie Apocalypse, I'm eating YOU first! Funny zombie t-shirt for any fan of the walking dead, zombie films, horror movies. Even works as a warning to irritating people!

Arkham auto badge

Arkham auto badge
A Cthulhu themed play on the popular auto badges, now you can proudly display the symbol for you favorite Lovecraft town: Arkham, home of Miskatonic University.

Deadlier than the male, spider

Deadlier than the male, spider
Great gift for wife or girlfriend, perfect for femininists, strong females, or even science heads and entomologists. Deadlier than the male with fictional Black-Widow-like spider hanging in web.

Peace, Love, Cthulhu

Peace, Love, Cthulhu
Our satire of the popular "peace, love ..." design features suction cupped tentacles coming out of the pit and Peace, Love, Cthulhu. An artsy conversation starter for Lovecraft fans!

Beautiful vampire mouth grunge

Beautiful vampire mouth grunge
Sexy girl lips part to reveal vampire teeth against a grunge graphic design vector art background. Great hip gift for vampire fans of all ages.

R'lyeh auto badge

R'lyeh auto badge
A Cthulhu themed play on the popular auto badges, now you can proudly display the symbol for you favorite Lovecraft location: R'lyeh, in the South Pacific

Tooth fairy

Tooth fairy
Sexy, slightly wicked, blonde tooth fairy with blue wings and not much clothing holds a newly collected tooth. Smile! She's scoping out yours.

Little monster Cthulhu baby carriage

Little monster Cthulhu baby carriage
This great steampunk, Victorian, horror design is the perfect gift for H. P. Lovecraft fans, especially those expecting a little monster of their own! Cthulhu tentacle reaches from a vintage pram.

Beautiful zombie, dead sexy

Beautiful zombie, dead sexy
A pretty girl in black formalwear complete with elbow length gloves just happens to be a zombie. Gorgeous watercolor purples and greens accent this grunge vector art walking dead.

Cthulhu auto badge

Cthulhu auto badge
A Cthulhu themed play on the popular auto badges, now you can proudly display the symbol for your favorite Lovecraft creation; Cthulhu, the old god.

Cool blue vampire

Cool blue vampire
Gorgeous sexy blue vampire in cool blues and blacks with bloody lips. Trendy vector art graphic design for all lovers of the undead: vampires!

High priestess of Cthulhu

High priestess of Cthulhu
Our trendy grunge splatter watercolor vector art grpahic design is an Evil Genius original. featuring a sexy girl with a tentacle, our high priestess of Cthulhu is a great gift for Lovecraft fans!

Cthulhu waits

Cthulhu waits
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn! Cthulhu waits! Cool vintage looking design with the tentacled Old God over an ancient medallion. Very cool miskatonic image for any H. P. Lovecraft fan or follower of the m

Eat. Sleep. Kill zombies. sign

Eat. Sleep. Kill zombies. sign
Funny zombie t-shirt made to look like traffic or safety signs: Eat. Sleep. Kill zombies. Great gift tee for any zombie fan, lover of the walking dead, or horror movie watcher.

Only dates vampires

Only dates vampires
Elegant gothic vector heart with red splatters, romantic ribbons and grunge distressed text. Only Dates Vampires.

One tentacled monster after another

One tentacled monster after another
Clever play on It's just one damned thing after another. For monster fans, creature lovers, folks who dig tentacles, some days it's just one damned tentacled monster after another!

baby cthulhu hungers

baby cthulhu hungers
Feed me! Consult your necronomicon and get your miskatonic infant this cute onesie or tee with bright green drips of slime. Baby Cthulhu hungers, mom!

Bride of Cthulhu, mersquid

Bride of Cthulhu, mersquid
A strange and weird little experiment in photo manipulation, the naked, tattooed torso of a sexy woman with a squid's head and tail. Odd and amusing for all HP Lovecraft fans.

Cthulhu waits, Cthulhu fhtagn

Cthulhu waits, Cthulhu fhtagn
Cthulhu fhtagn. Cthulhu waits. Perhaps a bit impatiently on this funny t-shirt.HP Lovecraft's Corpulent old god checks his watch and frowns.

Zombie bee

Zombie bee
Get it? Zom-Bee! A zombie bee! Cute and funny, this is sure to tickle older kids (and some moms and dads, too!) Perfect emergency halloween costume or for every day.

Sexy splatter vampiress

Sexy splatter vampiress
This evil vixen will take a bite out of your heart ... or throat. Our splatter vampire against grungy vector background that blends with her dark hair sports fangs and bloody red lips.

Zombies, I love zombies

Zombies, I love zombies
A hip, urban design featuring gothic lace, paper hearts, blood splatters, and zombies! Radioactive green accents and I love zombies text. Great gift for fans of the walking dead.

Cthulhu head vector

Cthulhu head vector
A detailed vector old god, The classic Lovecraftian horror, Cthulhu head in sickly green, tentacles, wings and all. Take a bit of r'lyeh home with you to Arkham!

Honor student at Arkham elementary

Honor student at Arkham elementary
A funny play on "my child is an honor student" for any Lovecraft fan or lover of the cthulhu mythos. My child is an honor student at Arkham elementary in cephelopod green.

Honor student at Arkham middle

Honor student at Arkham middle
A funny play on "my child is an honor student" for any Lovecraft fan or lover of the cthulhu mythos. My child is an honor student at Arkham Middle School in cephelopod green.

Honor student at Arkham high

Honor student at Arkham high
A funny play on "my child is an honor student" for any Lovecraft fan or lover of the cthulhu mythos. My child is an honor student at Arkham High School in cephelopod green.

Bigfoot lives!

Bigfoot lives!
Bigfoot lives in faded brown distressed grunge text. Bigfoot, yeti, sasquatch, or yowie, whatever you call him we believe in the big hairty beast. cryptozoology buffs and cryptid fans love this!

Keep hope alive!

Keep hope alive!
Keep Hope alive! (We'll eat her last) Funny t-shirt or gift for any zombie movie fan, vampire buff, monster lover, or cannibal connoisseur.

lovecraft fan inside with tentacles

lovecraft fan inside with tentacles
Lovely green Cthulhu tentacles appear to writhe out of a trapdoor with Lovecraft fan inside text. Perfect old god gift for miskatonic students or readers of the necronomicon. Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

I heart the kraken blue tentacles

I heart the kraken blue tentacles
I heart the Kraken with lovely red heart and slimey blue tentacles. Any caribbean pirate, sailor, or fan of the ocean (and sea monsters!) will love this t-shirt. Good for Valentine's Day, too!

MU dad or mom

MU dad or mom
A parody of the classic mom or dad of a college student sticker, MU, miskatonic university in Arkham, brianchild of Lovecraft, on this cool design. In cthulhu green with tentacles, natch!

I heart cthulhu with tentacles

I heart cthulhu with tentacles
Perfect Valentine's Day gift for any miskatonic fan or lovecraft lover! Red heart with coiling green tentacles hanging down. I heart cthulhu! Really, who doesn't love this old god of r'lyeh?

Elegant Arkham MA

Elegant Arkham MA
An elegant, sophisticate tongue-in-cheek poke at the understated yuppie fashion: Arkham, massachusetts in chisled text. Lovecraft lovers and fans of the mythos will love it.

Chupacabra warning sign

Chupacabra warning sign
Funny joke sign: Warning! Chupacabra, camp at your own risk. Great for fans of creatures, monsters, cryptids, the paranormal, or urban legends. Goat suckers - I believe!

Child and soul to MU

Child and soul to MU
You've pledged your soul to the elder gods and sent your kid to Arkham to Miskatonic university! My child and my soul go to miskatonic university in cthulhu green. Great horror gift!

Nautical signal flag R'lyeh

Nautical signal flag R'lyeh
Jaunty nautical signal flag in red, white, and blue with R'lyeh, south pacific ocean. Funny cthulhu t-shirt parody of the yuppie sailing crowd. Perfect gift for any lovecraft fan who boats.

Not getting my death ray

Not getting my death ray
They can have my death ray when they pry it from my cold, green tentacles! This funny t-shirt is a play on the popular anti gun control slogan. Super for Cthulhu or Sci-Fi alien fans.

Worship cthulhu voices

Worship cthulhu voices
The voices in my head said: worship Cthulhu. Funny, clever miskatonic t-shirt for any fan of the old gods. Perfect gift tee for Lovecraft lovers, necronomicon fans, and Cthulhu acolytes.

I'm a zombie and itch

I'm a zombie and itch
It's got to be terrible, all that rotting flesh hanging off as you look for brains. I mean, really. Great gift for fashionable zombie fans and horror movie lovers. I'm a zombie and itch!

I summer in R'lyeh

I summer in R'lyeh
Forget Cancun, Wakiki, or Myrtle Beach! I summer in R'lyeh. Funny miskatonic gift for any Cthulhu fan, Lovecraft reader, or follower of the mythos. Beach umbrella, chair, sand, sea, tentacles.

Pointing and staring

Pointing and staring
Are you monsterous? Zombie-like? Freaky? Positively goulish? These are the t-shirts and gifts for you! Thank you for not pointing and staring. Hip urban swag for the cool but weird.

Ahh, chupacabra! Goat sucker

Ahh, chupacabra! Goat sucker
Funny t-shirt gift for anyone who loves creatures, especially mexico's urban legend, el chupacabra, the goatsucker from folk tales. Panicked goat hoofprints complete this t-shirt.

it's a mutant thing

it's a mutant thing
It's a mutant thing you wouldn't understand. Whether you're a random mutation or a freak of nature you can still wear this t-shirt. Great party tees or gift for a comic book fan.

Chupacabra

Chupacabra
El chupacabra, sucking goats so you don't have to! Creepy green goat sucker giving the thumbs up. Perfect gift for monster lovers, folklore fans or a gag gift for goat owners.

Zombie moment brains

Zombie moment brains
Braaaains! Sorry, I had a zomie moment. Funny t-shirt for horror fans, zombie freaks, followers of the reanimated dead. Who doesn't love rotting corpses lurching about eating brains?!

Eat. Sleep. Worship cthulhu

Eat. Sleep. Worship cthulhu
Some people work, some people play, some folks only do what's important: Eat. Sleep. Worship Cthulhu. Great gift for any fan of the mythos or H. P. Lovecraft reader.

The kraken

The kraken
Kraken! Spooky silhouette of the doomed Black Pearl and the tentacles of the mighty Kraken. Sent by Davey Jones, this leviathan of the deep can swallow whole ships. Great for pirate fans!

Symbiote happy to see me

Symbiote happy to see me
A lot funny and just a little rude this black tee asks: Is that an alien symbiote or are you just happy to see me? Great for ladies but works for guys too!

I believe - chupacabra

I believe - chupacabra
El chupacabra, the fabled goatsucker of mexican legend, on t-shirts,stickers, and more. I believe! Great distressed, vintage text and image of a sinister green chupacabra.

Old gods need love too

Old gods need love too
Old gods need love too! Makes a great miskatonic valentine's day gift for lovers of the Lovecraft mythos. Features a green tentacle Cthulhu holding a human heart. Awwwww, how romantic!

Alien symbiote

Alien symbiote
Great gift for pregnant women, comic fans, or folks looking for something cool to wear at Halloween. Does this alien symbiote make my butt look big? Perfect for men and ladies!

Conservation for Cthulhu

Conservation for Cthulhu
Recycle, conserve, think green. We're killing our planet and we need to be saving it. Cthulhu needs us! Funny ecology / conservation / green shirt with a Lovecraft twist.

Cthulhu loves you

Cthulhu loves you
Cthulhu loves you! (Yeah, as an entree, but still! The love is there!) Funny, tongue-in-cheek take on a classic. Great for parties and bars - spread the word!

In Cthulhu we trust

In Cthulhu we trust
In Cthulhu we trust. The cool Old God over a vintage / retro distressed American flag. Grab your Necronomicon and head for Arkham with this funny design. Makes a great miskatonic gift!

Crank call of Cthulhu

Crank call of Cthulhu
Crank call of Cthulhu! Funny lovecraft inspired tee with the old god playing a prank on some poor guy: call up, then hang up ... hilarious! Some mistkatonic humor for everyone.

Dadthulhu

Dadthulhu
Great Father's day gift or design for any new dad or lovecraft loving father on your list! Cthulhu green background with silhouette of a daddy cthulhu and his child. Awwwww! Feel the mythos.

Cathulhu

Cathulhu
Cathulhu! Pronounced "cat-thooloo" it's a great gift for any Cthulhu fan or cat lover! Pet people or Lovecraft readers will appreciate the cute green tentacled Old Cat God.

Cthulhu is the answer

Cthulhu is the answer
Have faith and trust in the elder god. Cthulhu is the answer! Embrace the mythos. Great gift for Lovecraft fans, miskatonic mates, or readers of the necronomicon.

Urban legend

Urban legend
Are your exploits legendary? Maybe there's something about you that excites awe and delicious terror? Do you deserve the status of Urban Legend?

freak reflection

freak reflection
Simple and to the point. The word 'Freak' and it's own reflection. A much cleaner and cooler design than all those other boring freak shirts! Great gift for goth, emo, indie, punk, or retro freak!

Baby 'thulhu

Baby 'thulhu
Awwww! What a cute baby Cthulhu! Complete with skull rattle he's a perfect gift for any admirer of the old gods, Lovecraft reader, or follower of the Cthulhu mythos.
Goth Father Dark T-Shirt
Goth Father Dark T-Shirt
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Don't care Dark T-Shirt
Don't care Dark T-Shirt
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Garden Freak Organic Cotton Tee
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Fork you Black T-Shirt
Fork you Black T-Shirt
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Stare at my chest Black T-Shirt
Stare at my chest Black T-Shirt
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Freak of Nature Black T-Shirt
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Out of the Darkness Black T-Shirt
Out of the Darkness Black T-Shirt
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