A snarky little number for all of us who dispise the snotty trophy wives in the PTO with their overindulged children and their skinny thighs. Must be nice to pop your kids in daycare every morning and spend the day at the gym, the manicurist, getting the new SUV detailed, or shopping. Us first wives may have less money and less leisure time but we're equal partners NOT pampered show cows! This snarky outspoken design will make most first wives giggle. Would make a hysterical gag gift / joke t-shirt for a first wife to wear to her ex-husband's wedding!