Evil Genius Woman : Foodies, dieters, coffee/caffeine freaks

Dieting, diets, losing weight, getting healthy, slimming down. We've all done it, it sucks but it's good for us, right? Funny t-shirts for dieters, especially low-carbers, with weight loss tees for meat lovers and veggie fans, plus anyone devoted to java, joe, mocha, latte, espresso, machiato, cappucino, or coffee in any form!

No coffee warning sign Funny t-shirt for coffee addicts and caffiene lovers. Yellow and black warning sign: Warning wearer has NOT had enough coffee! Great for wearing to the office on Fridays!	Celery stalker, dieter/vegetarian Funny t-shirt perfect for anyone on a diet or vegetarians/vegans. Luscious bunch of celery stalks with Stalker in distressed grunge text. Get it? "Stalker"?	I eat meat I eat meat! Perfect funny t-shirt gift for any carnivore or meat lover! Great for those on low carb, VLC, ZC, high protein, paleolithic, warrior, primal, etc, diets.
Seen my coffee? Yes, yes, I know your problem seems important, but have you seen my coffe?! If you are like me, you constantly lose your coffee cup during a busy morning. Funny gift for absentminded coffee lovers.	Exercise makes me spill my drink Cool vintage retro chick says: I would exercise, but it makes me spill my drink. Funny t-shirt gift for anyone on a diet.	Imitate human with coffee May be able to imitate human today. Need more coffee to pull it off. Great funny coffee design for caffeine addicts and java lovers.
Cup of coffee with my name on it Gotta go, somewhere there's a cup of coffee with my name on it. Java lovers everywhere feel this strongly about their coffee.	We have bacon, low carb funny	More. Coffee. Now. Wired looking text in java bean brown, grunge splattered More. Coffee. Now. Funny coffe t-shirt for any caffeine addict or coffee lover.
Coffee voices in my head Grunge, urban text reads the voices in my head said need more coffee in java bean brown. Great gift for the caffeine addict.	I start working when coffee does I start working when the coffee does in java bean browns. Great funny t-shirt for any caffeine lover	Need. More. Coffee. Need. more. Coffee. and frazzled caffeine lover. Cup of joe for the java head here!