Evil Genius Woman > Snarky, funny, and rude t-shirts > woman with no asshole
So, what do you call a woman with no asshole? DIVORCED! Any of us with bad ex-husbands can relate. Better to have loved and lost than lived with that jerkwad for another day! Some husbands cheat or drink or gamble or hit. None of us wants to get divorced but some of us have no choice. It's either that or kill the bastard.