Shirt for husband An old classic that's still funny: I got this great t-shirt for my husband (it was a fair trade), updated in fun blue text. Funny joke t-shirt for the happily married or newly divorced. |
Parenting Advice? Shut Your Mouth Hip, retro, vintage housewife says Got parenting advice? Just shut your mouth. Perfect gift for any now mom who is tired of the crap advice! |
Who lit the fuse on your tampon Ever run accross that chick having a bad day who wants to take it out on you? Who lit the fuse on YOUR tampon?! T-shirts for anyone who encounters bitchy women. |
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Goth chick cute funny Cute, funny gift for any gothic, punk or emo mommy or little girl, Baby chick with punk hair and killer boots: Goth Chick |
Bitch by birth? So, are you a bitch by birth or did you have to practice? Snarky, rude, bitchy t-shirt (also in a maternity tee!) perfect for nasty mothers in law, sisters in law, or that bitch at mom's day out. |
Give-a-shit meter Wait, let me check my give-a-shit meter ... nope, nothing. Perfect for long days at the inlaws house! baby blue with cool guage reading zero. |
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Crack kills! funny Funny cartoon featuring a stricken housewife (complete with fuzzy slippers)and a plumber with plenty of "vertical smile". Crack Kills! |
Happy to look at your willy Whether you're a fan of penises or just want a snarky funny t-shirt to wear to bars and clubs, well, I'm no urologist, but I'll be happy to take a look at it! Elegant lady gloved up for thingy love. |
No more bitch pills for you No more bitch pills for YOU! Rude, snarky t-shirt for anyone who works with a bitch, lives with a bitch, or has bitchy relatives (Teenage daughter? Mother in law?). Great gift. |
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Sick of your issues Retro vintage housewife saying cancel my subscription, I'm sick of your issues! Great for wearing to mom's day out with those whiney playdate parents or over to your mother in law's! |
Suck it juice box Stick that in your juice box and suck it! Great for those difficult play dates or that bitch soccer mom at daycare pickup or your ex when he's 2 hours late dropping off the kids. Super snarky gift. |
Nature abhors a vacuum funny Yeah, it's a cheesy play on words but it makes me giggle every time. Nature abhors a vacuum with a pastorally gowned Mother Nature and her broken hoover. |
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that bitch has everything! Mommy, I want to be just like Barbie when I grow up ... that bitch has everything! Who hasn't envied the chick who has every damned thing she wants? Great funny retro t-shirt. |
Shaved my legs halfway I shaved my legs halfway for THIS? Perfect for hard deliveries, bad dates, rotten days at work, stupid playdates, boring parties, and, of course, any get togethers with your in laws. |
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Undo button for this day Quick! Where's the "undo" button for this day? Yep, we've all had 'em, the craptacular day where we just need a big ol' red UNDO button. |
You Go Girl You go girl! And take that un-asked-for parenting advice with you, honey! And don't let the doorknob hit you in the backside on the way out! |
Less drama, more funny Less drama, more funny. Perfect shirt to wear to work on dress down day, to PTA meetings, or the playground full of drama mommas. Get over it, let it go, stop all the stupid drama! |
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Don't make me poison you Please. Don't make me poison your food. Bad day at work? Hard day with the kids? Then hubby or your teenagers get home and they start on you while you start dinner. Hmmm. |
Way beyond that No, your unsolicited parenting advice isn't bother ing me! It's gone WAY beyond that. Great retro, vintage, image with a snarky messege to folks who give out parenting advice. |
woman with no asshole So, what do you call a woman with no asshole? DIVORCED! Any of us with bad ex-husbands can relate. Better to have loved and lost than lived with that jerkwad for another day! |
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