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Sometimes being a woman calls for a little snark! Here are all of our bold and attitude packed tees for when you just need to be a tad rude. Snarky, funny, humor designs for women.

Work in hell funny

Work in hell funny
Workin' for the man. It sucks! Stupid co-workers, terrible bosses, crappy working conditions. We'd all rather be home with our kids (or our gaming consoles). It's like working in Hell!

Shut the hell up snarky

Shut the hell up snarky
Retro woman says: OMG, honey, just shut the hell up! Everyone has that bitch in their lives that just won't quit. Co-worker, boss, frenemy, rival soccer mom, mother-in-law ...

Banana split funny

Banana split funny
Cute, funny, t-shirt! One banana is leaving another saying "It's over!" caption; Banana Split. A silly, humorous shirt for anyone who has recently broken up or gotten divorced.

Your meds.  Take them.

Your meds. Take them.
Whether directed at your own teenager, your mother in law, or that out of control neighbor or co-worker, this is one funny t-shirt. Your meds. Take them. Seriously. The rest of us are tired of you.

Snarky reply loading

Snarky reply loading
Funny take on a computer website status bar with caption Snarky reply loading. Great for nasty in-laws, vile co-workers, or random idiot strangers with pregnancy/baby/child rearing advice!

First Wife

First Wife
A snarky little number for all of us who dispise the snotty trophy wives in the PTO with their overindulged children and their skinny thighs. Let them know that YOU are a First Wife!

bad day in progress snarky sign

bad day in progress snarky sign
Funny joke sign Bad day in progress, stand clear! yellow warning sign. Funny t-shirt gift for grumpy, grouchy, or crabby friends, family, or coworkers!

Mommy needs a drink

Mommy needs a drink
This says it all for overstressed moms everywhere: Mommy needs a drink. Funny mommy t-shirt for hip moms,overworked mothers, understanding dads, even funny on the baby tees!

Girl vs princess empowerment

Girl vs princess empowerment
I'll take my smart, strong capable daughter over your overindulged useless princess, thanks. Snarky design for moms and dads who empower their daughters to be independant women, not spoiled helpless b

It's called parenting, try it

It's called parenting, try it
Sick to death of other people's kids screaming in theaters, crawling under the tables in restaurants, runnning in stores? Great design for GOOD parents: It's called "parenting". Try it.

Shirt for husband

Shirt for husband
An old classic that's still funny: I got this great t-shirt for my husband (it was a fair trade), updated in fun blue text. Funny joke t-shirt for the happily married or newly divorced.

Parenting Advice? Shut Your Mouth

Parenting Advice? Shut Your Mouth
Hip, retro, vintage housewife says Got parenting advice? Just shut your mouth. Perfect gift for any now mom who is tired of the crap advice!

Who lit the fuse on your tampon

Who lit the fuse on your tampon
Ever run accross that chick having a bad day who wants to take it out on you? Who lit the fuse on YOUR tampon?! T-shirts for anyone who encounters bitchy women.

Goth chick cute funny

Goth chick cute funny
Cute, funny gift for any gothic, punk or emo mommy or little girl, Baby chick with punk hair and killer boots: Goth Chick

Bitch by birth?

Bitch by birth?
So, are you a bitch by birth or did you have to practice? Snarky, rude, bitchy t-shirt (also in a maternity tee!) perfect for nasty mothers in law, sisters in law, or that bitch at mom's day out.

Give-a-shit meter

Give-a-shit meter
Wait, let me check my give-a-shit meter ... nope, nothing. Perfect for long days at the inlaws house! baby blue with cool guage reading zero.

Crack kills! funny

Crack kills! funny
Funny cartoon featuring a stricken housewife (complete with fuzzy slippers)and a plumber with plenty of "vertical smile". Crack Kills!

Happy to look at your willy

Happy to look at your willy
Whether you're a fan of penises or just want a snarky funny t-shirt to wear to bars and clubs, well, I'm no urologist, but I'll be happy to take a look at it! Elegant lady gloved up for thingy love.

No more bitch pills for you

No more bitch pills for you
No more bitch pills for YOU! Rude, snarky t-shirt for anyone who works with a bitch, lives with a bitch, or has bitchy relatives (Teenage daughter? Mother in law?). Great gift.

Sick of your issues

Sick of your issues
Retro vintage housewife saying cancel my subscription, I'm sick of your issues! Great for wearing to mom's day out with those whiney playdate parents or over to your mother in law's!

Suck it juice box

Suck it juice box
Stick that in your juice box and suck it! Great for those difficult play dates or that bitch soccer mom at daycare pickup or your ex when he's 2 hours late dropping off the kids. Super snarky gift.

Nature abhors a vacuum funny

Nature abhors a vacuum funny
Yeah, it's a cheesy play on words but it makes me giggle every time. Nature abhors a vacuum with a pastorally gowned Mother Nature and her broken hoover.

that bitch has everything!

that bitch has everything!
Mommy, I want to be just like Barbie when I grow up ... that bitch has everything! Who hasn't envied the chick who has every damned thing she wants? Great funny retro t-shirt.

Shaved my legs halfway

Shaved my legs halfway
I shaved my legs halfway for THIS? Perfect for hard deliveries, bad dates, rotten days at work, stupid playdates, boring parties, and, of course, any get togethers with your in laws.

Liked You better

Undo button for this day

Undo button for this day
Quick! Where's the "undo" button for this day? Yep, we've all had 'em, the craptacular day where we just need a big ol' red UNDO button.

You Go Girl

You Go Girl
You go girl! And take that un-asked-for parenting advice with you, honey! And don't let the doorknob hit you in the backside on the way out!

Less drama, more funny

Less drama, more funny
Less drama, more funny. Perfect shirt to wear to work on dress down day, to PTA meetings, or the playground full of drama mommas. Get over it, let it go, stop all the stupid drama!

Don't make me poison you

Don't make me poison you
Please. Don't make me poison your food. Bad day at work? Hard day with the kids? Then hubby or your teenagers get home and they start on you while you start dinner. Hmmm.

Way beyond that

Way beyond that
No, your unsolicited parenting advice isn't bother ing me! It's gone WAY beyond that. Great retro, vintage, image with a snarky messege to folks who give out parenting advice.

woman with no asshole

woman with no asshole
So, what do you call a woman with no asshole? DIVORCED! Any of us with bad ex-husbands can relate. Better to have loved and lost than lived with that jerkwad for another day!


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