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Evil Genius Logo by evilgeniustees.com

What a tough job! But there's no better one in the world! Tees and mugs, gifts and household items for every mom, mommy, mother, and mum out there enjoying the job of motherhood.

Newborn and toddler warning

Newborn and toddler warning
I have a newborn and a toddler, just shut your mouth and back away. You have been warned! Anyone who's done it can tell you, you're sleepy, cranky, tired, and downright not putting up with any crap!

Best. Gift. Ever.

Best. Gift. Ever.
Funny, snarky, mommy t-shirt for any overworked and frazzled moms with a sense of humor! Bottle of Jack = Best. Mother's Day. Gift. EVER! Great for mothers who don't take themselves too seriously.

Outrageous mommy

Outrageous mommy
Colorful, wacky, wild, and fun. Just like you! Are you pierced? Tattooed? Or just outspoken, funny, irreverant, or bold? If you are a fellow outragous mommy then this is the design for you!

Mommy. Needs. Coffee. (with stains)

Mommy. Needs. Coffee. (with stains)
Java colored coffee 'stains' grace this design, perfect for a new mom of a newborn! Mommy. Needs. Coffee. Great funny gift for any mother who loves her cup of joe!

monster mommies just a tentacle

monster mommies just a tentacle
Evil Genius Tees' original Monster Mommies funny t-shirts. 20 week ultrasound. Just a tentacle. Perfect gift for pregnant friend.

New baby, no bull

New baby, no bull
For those of us who just gave birth and are already fed up with the dumb advice and unwanted visitors! Look, I just had a baby and I don't need your BULLCRAP right now, OK?

monster mommies just fanging

monster mommies just fanging
Evil Genius Tees' original Monster Mommies funny t-shirts. Well spawn check up. He's just fanging. Perfect gift for mom of teething youngster.

Responsible child

Responsible child
Is your kid a real firecracker? An active baby? A rambunctious child? Then you need this funny mommy tee. My child is very responsible (if you hear a crash, he's probably responsible.)

NOT helping out

NOT helping out
Just holding the baby all day (including when he/she needs to nurse and sleep) and criticizing me does not constitue helping out! Perfect for mother in laws, moms, sisters, SIL.

My baby, my rules, no convo

My baby, my rules, no convo
Colorful, snarky, and true! YOU made this baby, you carried this baby, you had this baby. Your baby, your rules, END of conversation! Great for wearing to the in laws house.

momisms, things that mom says

momisms, things that mom says
Stop whining, don't do that, no, you may not, do I need to stop this car? Every mommy says them a thousand times: momisms. Those tried and true phrases every kid knows by heart.

Mombie, mommy zombie

Mombie, mommy zombie
New mommy with a new baby? Or just cooking, cleaning, caring for husband, kids, and job? Short on sleep? Funny t-shirts and gifts for mother: Mombie, the mommy zombie! SLEEP!

One tough mother

One tough mother
The perfect shirt for any woman doing the hardest job on earth: motherhood. To do it well takes patience, strength, class, and character. Hip and trendy it makes a great Mother's Day gift!

Mommy job description

Mommy job description
Job description of a mom: cook, housekeeper, nurse, chauffeur, referee, teacher, MOTHER. It's the hardest, least well-paid job on earth yet millions of us do it with love all day, every day.

Need more sleep mommy

Need more sleep mommy
Need. More. Sleep. Those three words describe a new mother. Anyone with a newborn knows sleepless nights! Great baby shower gift, perfect t-shirt for wearing during night feeds with infant.

All that counts

All that counts
This is what really matters! The house isn't perfectly clean, mom's hair isn't perfectly styled, but I am HAPPY, and that's all that counts! Great gift for great moms.

Dear Grandmas

Dear Grandmas
Call it our Song to the Grandmas: Dear Mom and Mother in law, we know you're excited, that you love your grandchild, but this is OUR baby. Back off and let us make you proud!

Living with a newborn

Living with a newborn
I'm stressed, I'm exhausted, I'm living with a newborn, any more questions? Nothing like those first few weeks to really make you rip out your hair. Perfect new mom gift!

house will be clean one day

house will be clean one day
I have a newborn, my house will be clean one day, but NOT today. Get over it. Perfect t-shirt to let mom, mother-in-law, and Dear Husband know where your priorities lie: with your newborn baby!

University of motherhood

University of motherhood
Another Evil Genius Woman original, the official seal of the University of Motherhood! Funny shirt for anyone who is a mom and has been there, done that! Perfect Mother's Day gift.
Go Girl Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
Go Girl Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
$27.99
Go Girl White T-Shirt
Go Girl White T-Shirt
$23.99
Messy Motherhood Ash Grey T-Shirt
Messy Motherhood Ash Grey T-Shirt
$23.99
Soldier's mom White T-Shirt
Soldier's mom White T-Shirt
$23.99
Great job Black T-Shirt
Great job Black T-Shirt
$28.99
Shut mouth Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
Shut mouth Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
$27.99
Said so Motherhood Black T-Shirt
Said so Motherhood Black T-Shirt
$28.99
I work Ash Grey T-Shirt
I work Ash Grey T-Shirt
$23.99
I work Women's Pink T-Shirt
I work Women's Pink T-Shirt
$24.99
Amused or Frightened Black T-Shirt
Amused or Frightened Black T-Shirt
$28.99
No Princess Women's Pink T-Shirt
No Princess Women's Pink T-Shirt
$24.99
Baby Rules Black T-Shirt
Baby Rules Black T-Shirt
$28.99
Give Mommy a Break Black T-Shirt
Give Mommy a Break Black T-Shirt
$28.99
Mommy blogger Black T-Shirt
Mommy blogger Black T-Shirt
$28.99


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