monster mommies just a tentacle Evil Genius Tees' original Monster Mommies funny t-shirts. 20 week ultrasound. Just a tentacle. Perfect gift for pregnant friend. |
New baby, no bull For those of us who just gave birth and are already fed up with the dumb advice and unwanted visitors! Look, I just had a baby and I don't need your BULLCRAP right now, OK? |
monster mommies just fanging Evil Genius Tees' original Monster Mommies funny t-shirts. Well spawn check up. He's just fanging. Perfect gift for mom of teething youngster. |
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Responsible child Is your kid a real firecracker? An active baby? A rambunctious child? Then you need this funny mommy tee. My child is very responsible (if you hear a crash, he's probably responsible.) |
NOT helping out Just holding the baby all day (including when he/she needs to nurse and sleep) and criticizing me does not constitue helping out! Perfect for mother in laws, moms, sisters, SIL. |
My baby, my rules, no convo Colorful, snarky, and true! YOU made this baby, you carried this baby, you had this baby. Your baby, your rules, END of conversation! Great for wearing to the in laws house. |
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momisms, things that mom says Stop whining, don't do that, no, you may not, do I need to stop this car? Every mommy says them a thousand times: momisms. Those tried and true phrases every kid knows by heart. |
Mombie, mommy zombie New mommy with a new baby? Or just cooking, cleaning, caring for husband, kids, and job? Short on sleep? Funny t-shirts and gifts for mother: Mombie, the mommy zombie! SLEEP! |
One tough mother The perfect shirt for any woman doing the hardest job on earth: motherhood. To do it well takes patience, strength, class, and character. Hip and trendy it makes a great Mother's Day gift! |
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Mommy job description Job description of a mom: cook, housekeeper, nurse, chauffeur, referee, teacher, MOTHER. It's the hardest, least well-paid job on earth yet millions of us do it with love all day, every day. |
Need more sleep mommy Need. More. Sleep. Those three words describe a new mother. Anyone with a newborn knows sleepless nights! Great baby shower gift, perfect t-shirt for wearing during night feeds with infant. |
All that counts This is what really matters! The house isn't perfectly clean, mom's hair isn't perfectly styled, but I am HAPPY, and that's all that counts! Great gift for great moms. |
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Dear Grandmas Call it our Song to the Grandmas: Dear Mom and Mother in law, we know you're excited, that you love your grandchild, but this is OUR baby. Back off and let us make you proud! |
Living with a newborn I'm stressed, I'm exhausted, I'm living with a newborn, any more questions? Nothing like those first few weeks to really make you rip out your hair. Perfect new mom gift! |
house will be clean one day I have a newborn, my house will be clean one day, but NOT today. Get over it. Perfect t-shirt to let mom, mother-in-law, and Dear Husband know where your priorities lie: with your newborn baby! |
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University of motherhood Another Evil Genius Woman original, the official seal of the University of Motherhood! Funny shirt for anyone who is a mom and has been there, done that! Perfect Mother's Day gift. |
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Go Girl White T-Shirt $22.99 |
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| Messy Motherhood Ash Grey T-Shirt $22.99 |
Soldier's mom White T-Shirt $22.99 |
Great job Black T-Shirt $26.99 |
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| Shut mouth Jr. Jersey T-Shirt $26.99 |
Said so Motherhood Black T-Shirt $26.99 |
I work Ash Grey T-Shirt $22.99 |
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| I work Women's Pink T-Shirt $22.99 |
Amused or Frightened Black T-Shirt $26.99 |
No Princess Women's Pink T-Shirt $22.99 |
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| Baby Rules Black T-Shirt $26.99 |
Give Mommy a Break Black T-Shirt $26.99 |
Mommy blogger Black T-Shirt $26.99 |

































