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Anything and everything for your favourite winter holiday! Christmas, Yule, Chanukah / Hanukkah, and more coming soon. NOT your average holiday gifts, but stuff with serious attitude!

Christmas wine

Christmas wine
Yes, yes, merry christmas, WINE please! For those of us who hate holiday parties and the alcohol is the only thing keeping us sane. Perfect for those meals with the in laws!

Holiday morning sickness warning

Holiday morning sickness warning
Our holiday morning sickness warning (we also have a generic one) on this funny pregnancy maternity t-shirt. Don;t ask me to 'take a tiny bite' or you'll be wearing it!

First christmas teething

First christmas teething
Tried of the typical, boring, cutsey-wootsy 'baby's first christmas' stuff? Have a miserable, crying, teething infant on your hands? Then you'll love OUR 1st xmas versions!

First christmas walking

First christmas walking
Tried of the typical, boring, cutsey-wootsy 'baby's first christmas' stuff? Have a tottering, bumping, walking infant on your hands? Then you'll love OUR 1st xmas versions!

First christmas weaning

First christmas weaning
Tried of the typical, boring, cutsey-wootsy 'baby's first christmas' stuff? Have a miserable, crying, infant who's weaning on your hands? Then you'll love OUR 1st xmas versions!

Come let us adore me

Come let us adore me
Is your baby the be all and end all this christmas season? Or perhaps your spouse or your teenager thinks he or she is kind of a big deal? Great t-shirt for anyone super special at yule.

first christmas on the inside

first christmas on the inside
Tried of the typical, boring, cutsey-wootsy 'baby's first christmas' stuff? Are you due after the holiday anyway? Try our funny 'baby's 1st xmas - on the inside' t-shirt!

Pregnant at inlaws no drinking

Pregnant at inlaws no drinking
Pregnant at christmas: all day at the in-laws with NO alcohol. Ho ho freakin' ho! Funny, snarky holiday pregnancy maternity design with expecting woman, axe, and one unfortunate christmas tree!

Three wise MEN?

Three wise MEN?
Get real. Wise? MEN? And you found three of them? No way! Funny holiday t-shirt whether you love christmas, chanukkah, kwanzaa, or yule, or hate 'em. Three wise men? Yeah, right.

Merry freakin' christmas

Merry freakin' christmas
Huge crowds, crazy drivers, frenzied shoppers. Merry freakin' christmas! All the hallmarks of the holiday and they SUCK! Are you tired of the crush and the crowds? Sick of xmas musak?

Crappy holidays!

Crappy holidays!
Are you pregnant, huge, and miserable? Newly expecting with morning sickness? A new mom dreading going to your inlaws? A seasoned mom dreading shopping with kids? Crappy holidays!

Still have candy corn

Still have candy corn
How can there be christmas decorations in the stores?! I still have candy corn left! Great gift for anyone who wonders what happened to the gap between halloween and xmas!

Gothic X-mas

Gothic X-mas
Unique, dark, gothic design with a bold red X (for x-mas) is original 15th century book illumination. Perfect for any goth for the christmas holiday or season gift giving.

Where's the food, pregnant yule

Where's the food, pregnant yule
Yeah, yeah, blessed yule, where's the food? Whether you're pregnant or not sometimes you've just had enough of the frickin' holidays; the traffic, the stores, the in-laws, the cooking.

Where's the food, pregnant chanukkah

Where's the food, pregnant chanukkah
Yeah, yeah, happy chanukkah, where's the food? Whether you're pregnant or not sometimes you've just had enough of the holidays; the traffic, the stores, the in-laws, the cooking.

Where's the food, pregnant christmas

Where's the food, pregnant christmas
Yeah, yeah, merry christmas, where's the food? Whether you're pregnant or not sometimes you've just had enough of the frickin' holidays; the traffic, the stores, the in-laws, the cooking.

Pregnant, miserable, at in-laws

Pregnant, miserable, at in-laws
I'm pregnant, I'm miserable, and I have to spend the day at my in-laws. Crappy holidays! Great gift for any expecting mom who could do without her mother in law this holiday.

Merry whatever

Merry whatever
Our very own Rude Li'l Dude dons his santa's hat, his green christmas paci, and his attutude for this xmas shirt: Yeah, merry whatever ... where's my gifts?

Bah humbug

Bah humbug
Bah humbug! All I want for chirstmas is for it to be OVER! Perfect design for anyone who hates the holiday. Complete with grumpy face in a frazzled santa's hat.

Generic winter holiday

Generic winter holiday
Generic winter holiday card with holly and snow and checkboxes inside with the common holidays! Yule, saturnalia, christmas, kwanzaa, hanukkah, other! Pick one! Funny gift.

Chanukah gelt

Chanukah gelt
Our Chanukah version of our Rude Li'l Dude and his holiday attitude: Yeah happy whatever, where's my gelt? Perfect for slightly cynical Jewish babies at Hanukkah!

Merry consumer holiday

Merry consumer holiday
The perfect gift for anyone disillusioned with the consumeristic attitude surrounding christmas. Everyone fighting in stores, stressed out, maxing out their credit cards ... merry consumer holiday!

Not too bright

Not too bright
I wasn't insulting your intelligence, I just said you weren't very bright! Cute, colorful, gag design with Christmas lights! Great funny holiday gift especially for couples.

Whichever holiday

Whichever holiday
Wishing you a joyous and safe season, no matter which holiday you celebrate! Yule, chirstmas, kwanzaa, hanukkah, solstice, saturnalia, whatever! Have a great winter holiday!

Baby's first christmas, snarky

Baby's first christmas, snarky
Rude li'l Dude says: It's baby's first christmas ... impress me! Great gift for moms and dads who are not so into the whole consumer holiday aspect of the season.


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