Evil Genius Woman : Snarky gifts for every holiday : Christmas, chanukah, and yule

Anything and everything for your favourite winter holiday! Christmas, Yule, Chanukah, and more coming soon. NOT your average holiday gifts, but stuff with serious attitude!

First christmas teething Tried of the typical, boring, cutsey-wootsy 'baby's first christmas' stuff? Have a miserable, crying, teething infant on your hands? Then you'll love OUR 1st xmas versions!	First christmas walking Tried of the typical, boring, cutsey-wootsy 'baby's first christmas' stuff? Have a tottering, bumping, walking infant on your hands? Then you'll love OUR 1st xmas versions!	First christmas weaning Tried of the typical, boring, cutsey-wootsy 'baby's first christmas' stuff? Have a miserable, crying, infant who's weaning on your hands? Then you'll love OUR 1st xmas versions!
first christmas on the inside Tried of the typical, boring, cutsey-wootsy 'baby's first christmas' stuff? Are you due after the holiday anyway? Try our funny 'baby's 1st xmas - on the inside' t-shirt!	Pregnant at inlaws no drinking Pregnant at christmas: all day at the in-laws with NO alcohol. Ho ho freakin' ho! Funny holiday design with expecting woman, axe, and one unfortunate christmas tree! Perfect maternity gift!	Three wise MEN? Get real. Wise? MEN? And you found three of them? No way! Funny holiday t-shirt whether you love christmas, chanukkah, kwanzaa, or yule, or hate 'em. Three wise men? Yeah, right.
Merry frickin' christmas Huge crowds, crazy drivers, frenzied shoppers. Merry frickin' christmas! All the hall marks of the holiday and they SUCK! Are you tired of the crush and the crowds? Sick of xmas musak?	Crappy holidays! Are you pregnant, huge, and miserable? Newly expecting with morning sickness? A new mom dreading going to your inlaws? A seasoned mom dreading shopping with kids? Crappy holidays!	Still have candy corn How can there be christmas decorations in the stores?! I still have candy corn left! Great gift for anyone who wonders what happened to the gap between halloween and xmas!
Gothic X-mas Unique, dark, gothic design with a bold red X (for x-mas) is original 15th century book illumination. Perfect for any goth for the christmas holiday or season gift giving.	Where's the food, pregnant yule Yeah, yeah, blessed yule, where's the food? Whether you're pregnant or not sometimes you've just had enough of the frickin' holidays; the traffic, the stores, the in-laws, the cooking.	Where's the food, pregnant chanukkah Yeah, yeah, happy chanukkah, where's the food? Whether you're pregnant or not sometimes you've just had enough of the holidays; the traffic, the stores, the in-laws, the cooking.
Where's the food, pregnant christmas Yeah, yeah, merry christmas, where's the food? Whether you're pregnant or not sometimes you've just had enough of the frickin' holidays; the traffic, the stores, the in-laws, the cooking.	Pregnant, miserable, at in-laws I'm pregnant, I'm miserable, and I have to spend the day at my in-laws. Crappy holidays! Great gift for any expecting mom who could do without her mother in law this holiday.	Merry whatever Our very own Rude Li'l Dude dons his santa's hat, his green christmas paci, and his attutude for this xmas shirt: Yeah, merry whatever ... where's my gifts?
Bah humbug Bah humbug! All I want for chirstmas is for it to be OVER! Perfect design for anyone who hates the holiday. Complete with grumpy face in a frazzled santa's hat.	Generic winter holiday Generic winter holiday card with holly and snow and checkboxes inside with the common holidays! Yule, saturnalia, christmas, kwanzaa, hanukkah, other! Pick one! Funny gift.	Chanukah gelt Our Chanukah version of our Rude Li'l Dude and his holiday attitude: Yeah happy whatever, where's my gelt? Perfect for slightly cynical Jewish babies at Hanukkah!
Merry consumer holiday The perfect gift for anyone disillusioned with the consumeristic attitude surrounding christmas. Everyone fighting in stores, stressed out, maxing out their credit cards ... merry consumer holiday!	Not too bright I wasn't insulting your intelligence, I just said you weren't very bright! Cute, colorful, gag design with Christmas lights! Great funny holiday gift especially for couples.	Whichever holiday Wishing you a joyous and safe season, no matter which holiday you celebrate! Yule, chirstmas, kwanzaa, hanukkah, solstice, saturnalia, whatever! Have a great winter holiday!
baby's first christmas Rude li'l Dude says: It's baby's first christmas ... impress me! Great gift for moms and dads who are not so into the whole consumer holiday aspect of the season.