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Our Sister Site: Evil Genius - Out of the Blue


evil genius, geeks, nerds, mad scientists, cthulhu, zombies, pirates, & more

Evil Genius Logo by evilgeniustees.com

Babies with attitude! Funny, bold, rude, cute, and hip t-shirts, onesies, creepers, and bibs for all. Perfect snarky baby shower gifts! Home of the original Rude L'il Dude and the Dumb Advice tee.

Dinos don't go to bed cute

Dinos don't go to bed cute
Adorable green dinosaur says rawr and announces that dinos don't HAVE to go to bed! Cute japanese manga chibi style reptile makes a great t-shirt for baby, toddler, or grown-ups

Steampunk baby

Steampunk baby
Steampunk baby! Vintage retro Victorian pram with smokestack and steam engine. Baby even has a telescope! With or without the words this is a great gift for any Steampunk fan.

I am the Anti-Princess

I am the Anti-Princess
Sick of people referring to their daughters as princess, diva, or brat like those are GOOD things? Are you or you daughter tough, capable, and smart? You are the Anti-Princess!

Clone wars for multiples

Clone wars for multiples
Funny baby t-shirts, bodysuits, and toddler tees with a clone motif for all you science fiction fans out there! HE'S the clone!

Gothic baby hearts and skulls

Gothic baby hearts and skulls
Cool, gothic vector art with skulls, splatters, and hearts for any Goth mom, emo baby, or for Halloween. Gothic baby in ornate script.

What happens when geeks marry

What happens when geeks marry
This is what happens when geeks marry in bright green. Funny baby or toddler t-shirt for any offspring of two geeks. Geeks rule!

Icky bugs ... COOL!

Icky bugs ... COOL!
Great t-shirt for your bug fan or budding entomologist. Icky bugs ... COOL! With ladybug, caterpillar, and bumblebee. Perfect gift for a science teacher's kid, too!

Don't touch me baby

Don't touch me baby
Don't touch me, you don't know where I've been! Funny baby creeper or tee for any germophobe's infant or just to remind folks to NOT put their nasty hands on your baby!

Going to help out, or what?

Going to help out, or what?
Rude, snarky, and to the point. Got un-asked-for guests after you have the baby? Expect some? Why spend all your time listening to criticism and waiting on folks? Get this for baby!

Smart capable girl empowerment

Smart capable girl empowerment
Girl power! Empower your daughters with this great t-shirt for strong young women. I am not a diva, I am not a brat, I am not a princess, I am a smart, capable girl, get used to it.

Enfant terrible baby

Enfant terrible baby
Enfant terrible, literally 'terrifying child' in French (pronounced 'on-font ter-E-bluh'). Super funny onesie for a precocious baby or t-shirt for a rambunctious toddler, in pink or blue vintage text.

Rude l'il Dude who's yo baby

Rude l'il Dude who's yo baby
Evil Genius Woman's own Rude Li'l Dude asks: "Who's yo baby?" in a clever, hip, funny, baby onesie that's a play on 'who's your daddy'. With grumpy Dude pointing at viewer.

Wow, you're old

Wow, you're old
Wow, you're old. Well to a baby you are, even if you're his 16 month old sister. Cute, funny baby onesie guaranteed to startle the in-laws. Buy two and give one as a gift!

Gettin my pirate on

Gettin my pirate on
Our own Rude L'il Dude with his eyepatch and earring, with his trademark paci and scowl gettin his pirate on! Funny baby tee for your little pirate. Grab your barrel of rum and a cute wench!

Time to hit the bottle

Time to hit the bottle
Whether it's formula or breastmilk, let everyone know that your baby is a serious drinker. Time to hit the bottle with artsy bottle of milk. Cute gift for expecting mom-to-be at the baby shower.

Gettin my ninja on

Gettin my ninja on
Our own Rude L'il Dude dressed all in black, with his trademark paci and scowl gettin his ninja on! Funny baby tee for your little ninja. Grab your nunchuks and throwing stars!

have you washed your hands baby

have you washed your hands baby
Some are confessed germaphobes, ALL moms want to keep baby healthy. Have you washed your hands? in grungy text says it all without mincing words. Funny, cute, important message.

Tantrum warning sign baby

Tantrum warning sign baby
Danger! next tantrum .06 seconds on bright yellow warning sign. Great for willful babies, perfect for toddlers. Funny way to warn everyone that a meltdown is coming soon.

NO! sunset attitude baby

NO! sunset attitude baby
What's YOUR toddler's favorite word? Mine's is NO! You hear it thirty times a day. Cute, colorful, rainbow NO! in large text. Simple and to the point t-shirt for your stubborn child.

get out of my face baby

get out of my face baby
Yeah, I'm happy you're happy, now get out of my face! How rude is it for all these people to put their faces right in your baby's face?! Jeez, leave me alone! Funny, cute response for baby.

Mine! colorful warp field toddler

Mine! colorful warp field toddler
MINE! The cry of the toddler, two year olds especially. Any mom or dad with this age group child is familiar with this word. Cute, funny, baby clothes for your little independant soul.

Just checking

Just checking
I'm OK, I was just checking your response time! Funny baby clothes for your cute little one. How many times have you heard your baby cry only to go to him or her and there's nothing wrong?

Why? toddler, pre- schooler

Why? toddler, pre- schooler
From NO! and MINE! to the endless WHY?, your toddler to pre-schooler will drive you nuts. These classic, funny t-shirts and onesies make cute gifts for your little question asker.

Cute little monster Cthulhu

Cute little monster Cthulhu
Is that Cthulhu on those onesies, toddler tees, and kid's clothes? Cool green tentacles hang down the side of this miskatonic design. Super gift for little Kraken / caribbean pirate fans, too!

Rude lil dude dumb advice

Rude lil dude dumb advice
Our updated version of our original, famous 'dumb advice' design featuring Rude Li'l Dude who tells it like it is! Please don't give my mommy any dumb advice, she's doing just FINE! The perfect gift

Baby Cthulhu hungers

Baby Cthulhu hungers
Feed me! Consult your necronomicon and get your miskatonic infant this cute onesie or tee with bright green drips of slime. Baby Cthulhu hungers, mom!

All that counts

All that counts
This is what really matters! The house isn't perfectly clean, mom's hair isn't perfectly styled, but I am HAPPY, and that's all that counts! Great gift for great moms.

Hug junkie baby

Hug junkie baby
Funny baby onesies and tees with hug junkie in deep blue on the front. All babies LOVE hugs and some are simply addicted. Cute funny gift for your little snuggle bunny.

No email to mom

No email to mom
Another original Rude l'il Dude design for those idiots in public who glare at a fussing infant: What? I'm a baby. I cry. What am I supposed to do, send her an email? Super newborn gift.

One bad little mother sucker

One bad little mother sucker
Funny, clever, new take on the classic mother sucker design. Great for breastfed babies or shower gift for breastfeeding mom. One bad little mother sucker is full of attitude - not your average baby

I do all my own stunts

I do all my own stunts
Perfect for your baby monkey or your toddler gymnast! I do all my own stunts in gold with crashed tricycle. Good shower gift!

No YOU calm down

No YOU calm down
Great t-shirt or onesie for your toddler or stubborn baby. No YOU calm down! Works great on pre-schooers and teens too!

Born in a barn

Born in a barn
Have you ever said to your child: were you born in a barn?! Well get him the shirt that proves it! Born in a barn in rustic dark brown on onesies, toddler tees, bibs, and kids shirts.

Raised by wolves

Raised by wolves
Have you ever said to your child: were you raised by wolves?! Well get him the shirt that proves it! Raised by wolves in rustic dark brown on onesies, toddler tees, bibs, and kids shirts.

Barn and wolves

Barn and wolves
Born in a barn AND raised by wolves! Cute, funny way to explain your child's exuberence. This hip design comes on onesies, toddler tees, and bibs as well as kid's t-shirts. Cool gifts.

I was worth the wait

I was worth the wait
I was worth the wait! Whether nine months or nine years, your precious baby was well worth it! Great gift for anyone who's overcome infertility, is adopting, or any new mom.

Nine inside

Nine inside
Face it, your newborn just spent the last nine months incarcerated! This funny, cool design is sure to get a few laughs. Great baby shower gift or for the new mom or new dad.

Cathulhu

Cathulhu
Great onesies, tees, bibs, plus shirts for older kids with adorable Cthulhu Cat: Cathulhu! Perfect gift for cat lovers, pet fans, Cthulhu or Lovecraft followers or just kids who think he's cute!

Can date when I'm thirty

Can date when I'm thirty
Adorable design for any daddy's little girl: My daddy says I can date when I'm thrity! With lovely green scrolls. Makes a cute gift for a new dad or baby shower!

Cereal killer

Cereal killer
Our version of the classic Cereal Killer design! Cute and funny shirt for baby just learning to eat solids or toddler or bigger kid who just loves that breakfast cereal.

Ladies' man

Ladies' man
Great design for your little heartbreaker of a son! Ladies man in bold over a cute retro vintage image of a naked baby. Perfect shower gift for moms expecting boys.

I was SO worth it

I was SO worth it
Ideal design for IVF or other ART baby, adopted child, infant after infertility, any long-awaited sweet & perfect addition to your family. No matter what we had to go though, they were SO worth it!

Spit that out

Spit that out
Your baby hears it so many times he might think it's his name! Hi, my name is "Ahh, spit that out!" Cute, funny, bibs, onesies, and baby tees for your little floor cleaner.

Then stop talking to me

Then stop talking to me
If you don't like my attitude, then stop talking to me! Cute, funny tee for sassy kids or teens and also available for babies with our own Rude Li'l Dude on onesies and toddler t-shirts!

Baby 'thulhu

Baby 'thulhu
If you're a Lovecraft fan or just a devotee of the Cthulhu mythos you'll appreciate these cool onesies and tees. Baby 'thulhu! A cute baby Cthulhu complete with diaper and skull rattle!

Mr. Right

Mr. Right
Go ahead and show the mommies of little girls how perfect you think your son is! Mr. Right in deep blue on onesies, tees, and bibs. Perfect gift for moms who think their little boys are great!

Lovechild

Lovechild
Any baby conceived in love is a lovechild! Perfect shower gift for neo hippies, green, earth children and the like. Also just a cute, pretty shower gift for any new infant!

Rude Li'l Dude mother sucker

Rude Li'l Dude mother sucker
Our Rude Li'l Dude cops some attitude in his own take on the classic mother sucker breastfeeding design. One bad mother sucker!

Pluto

Pluto
Mommy, if Pluto is too small to be a planet, am I too small to be a person? Adorable tee, onesie, and baby bib with this charming message in support of poor Pluto.

Pirate flag

Pirate flag
Great pirate flag gear for baby (or kids). Black flag with the skull and crossbones of the jolly roger! Whether you're on the caribbean or not this tee, bib, or onesie is sure to be a hit!

Rude lil dude not gas

Rude lil dude not gas
Our own Rude Li'l Dude tells it like it is with: It's not gas. I just want you to go away! Great shower gift for the not so sociable baby!

Et tu baby

Et tu baby
Et tu Baby? You too, baby? Funny onesie, tees, and bibs for baby latin scholars or children of well educated university professors! Great gifts for the learned.

like you stole it baby

like you stole it baby
Drive it like you stole it! Hod rod racing stroller with retro flames. Perfect cool, hip tee or onesie for the baby on the go or gift for the modern expecting mom at the baby shower.

Good at two

Good at two
I am two and I am VERY good at it! Great gift for any parent of a two year old who is really really good at what he or she does - being TWO!

Good at three

Good at three
I am three and I am VERY good at it! Great gift for any parent of a three year old who is really really good at what he or she does - being THREE!

Good at four

Good at four
I am four and I am VERY good at it! Great gift for any parent of a four year old who is really really good at what he or she does - being FOUR!

Rude lil dude time waste

Rude lil dude time waste
Our own Rude Li'l Dude tells it like it is with: if you're not here to change my diaper, then you're just wasting my time! Perfect gift for those moms and dads who would like mother in law to change

Tax deduction

Tax deduction
Perfect shower gift for babies born around tax time! Daddy's little tax deduction. Great for any new baby of an accountant!

Warning two

Warning two
Warning! This shirt contains one two-year-old! Stand clear! Cute funny tee, onesie, bib, for your special whirlwind age TWO!

Warning three

Warning three
Warning! This shirt contains one three-year-old! Stand clear! Cute funny tee, onesie, bib, for your special whirlwind age THREE!

Warning four

Warning four
Warning! This shirt contains one four-year-old! Stand clear! Cute funny tee, onesie, bib, for your special whirlwind age FOUR!

Arrr mommy

Arrr mommy
Arr, Mommy! Avast there and bring my supper, wench! Cute pirate themed tees, onesies, and bibs with a jolly roger on!

Rude lil dude boobies

Rude lil dude boobies
Our own Rude Li'l Dude tells it like it is with: You don't have my boobies! Perfect gift for those moms who breastfeed their baby!

Drool hard

Drool hard
Infancy is short, drool hard! Cute royal blue on onesies, tees, and bibs for your easy livin' hard droolin' baby.

Rude lil dude evil genius

Rude lil dude evil genius
Our own Rude Li'l Dude tells it like it is with: Evil Baby Genius? Perfect gift for those moms and dads with an evil genius, mad scientist, or mastermind baby!

Little monster

Little monster
Our very own original Little Monster on bib, onesie, and tee for your little monster! Perfect shower gift for anyone with an infant or expecting a baby.

Spill area

Spill area
Warning, spill area, stand clear! Great cute warning sign for messy babies, pukey newborns, sloppy toddlers. These tees, onesies, and bibs make great shower gifts.

Sleep is for the weak

Sleep is for the weak
Newborn? Bad sleeper? Colicky baby? Perfect gift for any mom or dad with that sort of infant or a toddler, kid, or mom who never sleeps. Sleep is for the weak!

Rude li'l dude up in my grill

Rude li'l dude up in my grill
Our own Rude Li'l Dude tells it like it is with: Why you all up in my grill? Perfect gift for those moms and dads who just can't stand strangers shoving their faces right up to baby's!

Goth Baby

Goth Baby
Cool gothic design with cute skull for any goth baby you know! Great gift for new moms and dads who are into the goth scene. Also perfect for Halloween.

Don't call me Princess

Don't call me Princess
Have a firecracker of a daughter? Does she like splashing in puddles and swinging from trees instead of all that girly crap? Don't call me princess for smart, capable girls.

Give mommy a break

Give mommy a break
Hey grandma, give mommy a break OK? Perfect for moms who just need a little breather with baby or pushy mothers-in-law who just won't let up with the snide comments.

Original Dumb Advice

Original Dumb Advice
Our original classic dumb advice design! Please don't give my mommy any dumb advice, she's doing just fine! On bibs, onesies, and toddler tees now in three colors!


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