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ETS Creations
Gheist, WY

Pulling the tail of the establishment since 1978.

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Sooner or later we all encounter The Suck and its powerful force in our lives. Whether at work, at school, or at home, the forces of The Suck are unavoidable.

We at ETS Creations believe instead of the futile struggle to resist The Suck, you should adopt the philosophy of Zen, and Embrace The Suck.


Ur Dumb

Feeling Much Better Now

Feeling Much Better Now
There, that's better

Embrace The Suck

Embrace The Suck
It Sucks. Just go with it.

Welcome to The Suck

Welcome to The Suck
Welcome to The Suck

Bigger Idiot

Bigger Idiot
An idiot is a genius to an even bigger idiot.

Shut Up Slave

Shut Up Slave
You don't need to ask any questions, just be a nice quiet Human Resource.

Trust and Teamwork


Your boss may not be the Devil. Maybe he's just stupid.

Got Xanax?

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