A unique selection of weird t-shirts featuring cool humor. Over 90 t-shirts with weird designs. Some of our more popular t-shirts include slogans like "curls get the girls" and "Grapefruit hurts". These shirts are some of the most unique shirts you can find, which put together odd pictures and funny slogans. Many of these weird t-shirts are critical of our popular culture. Some great anti-establishment gear. Feel free to contact us at jlehman94@yahoo.com.

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Canadian Maple Leaf Eh? A pretty funny canadian maple leaf t-shirt featuring the word eh inside of it.	Curls Get The Girls This picture was too funny not to put a weird saying like curls get the girls on it.	Bringing Lazy Back	Cigarettes and Coffee T-Shirts Let's be honest. Not everybody eats a healthy breakfast. Some people prefer to start off their day with a nice smoke and a hot coffee in the morning.
Geography T-Shirts Remember back in grade school when you would put your finger on a globe and spin it to find out where you would live when you grew up? I would always end up in the Atlanic Ocean.	Cheese Dick Look at the guys face? Come on. What other funny phrase could possibly describe it better?	Grapefruit T-Shirts Grapefruit is undoubtedly stellar, but it always seems to shoot into your eye when you spoon it too hard, which hurts. Pulp can move baby!	Monocle Attitude T-Shirts Does anyone actually wear a monocle anymore? They should. This guy does. Show your attitude and whip one out.
Watermelon T-Shirts Watermelon used to be really good. Then I grew up. Now it's not that special in terms of a treat.	More Cowbell Another more cowbell t-shirt. This cowbell looks really weird.	Roaring Twenties These two old school brawlers are hilarious. Look at their pants.	Stapler T-Shirts I believe you have my stapler. I always seem to lose my stapler and it makes me very angry. So I went to the store and bought four and strategically placed them on my office desk.
Old School Stapler T-shirts Remember seeing these weird looking staplers on your grandparent's table? I think it would be cool if we all still used these.	Father's Day T-Shirts World's #2 dad, because this Father's Day, not everybody can be #1.	Mushrooms T-Shirts Clearly, mushrooms are nasty. They always ruin my pizza. My dad and brother always get them as toppings. That is why they are weird.	Tomatoes Suck Also, tomatoes ruin many foods. For example, burgers. I am sick of picking them off. They also leave a nasty red juice behind that makes the bunny soggy.
Smoking T-Shirts I can't stand those truth ads that attack the tobacco companies. Everyone knows they cause cancer. I don't need an annoying commercial telling me. So make them angry by wearing these t-shirts.	Never Buy A Drink Don't buy drinks for girls. They are not going to get with you. You will just waste your money and they will get free drinks all night. Rethink your approach stupid.	Relationship T-Shirts Never buy a bitch a flower. There is no point. They just sit there. Buy her something useful. Or don't buy her anything at all. I've got burned so many times wasting money on flowers.	Vintage TV T-Shirts This is the TV I had in my room back in 1989. I miss it. I wish I still had it. Who needs an LCD or plasma when you can keep it real and old school with this?
Music T-Shirts Hey dude look at my new mega ipod mp3 player cd blah blah. I keep it old school with my tape player baby. Nothing beats rewinding and fast forwarding through a nice mixed tape.	Fanny Packs I want to wear a fanny pack. I don't care if people think I'm worried. I am sick of my pockets being filled with my wallet, keys, cell phone ect...	Band Geek T-Shirts Remember playing the recorder in elementary school band class? I couldn't even play twinkle twinkle little star. I could play hot cross buns though. Then all the spit would come out of the bottom. Mus	Sunglasses The sun never sets on being bad ass. I always wear sunglasses at night. And so does this guy. And he is cool.
Lighter I know some guys who doesn't even smoke, but still carry a lighter just in case a girl asks for a light.	Walking Sticks Walking sticks are cool. Yet, they are weird. If I could be one thing, I would be a walking stick.	Save A Horse T-Shirts I can't take anymore of those annoying Save a Horse Ride a something t-shirts. They are clearly for tools. So I made this one instead. A bit harsh, but it's just a joke.	Kissing T-Shirts Everybody knows a make out whore. Someone who is constantly kissing and making out with random people. It's still not good, but at least you can't get pregnant or get an STD.
Don't Copy That Floppy I still use my floppy drive. New computers don't even come with them anymore. It's sad.	Cheaters T-Shirts Cheaters never prosper is the biggest BS ever. They do just fine by being sly and skating through life. Will it catch up with them?	Bubble Gum Medicine Does it make me weird that I still love the taste of bubble gum medicine? I contend that it is not.	Honest T-Shirts Whoever said you can grow up to be whatever you want is full of it. We all can't be astronauts. These t-shirts are brutal, yet honest.
Crotch Goblin I'm not really sure what a crotch goblin is. I just thought it was a pretty funny term.	Frustration Office T-Shirts At some point in my day, this thought runs through my head. The man got to him. But this man will not be a corporate whore any longer.	Fishing T-Shirts Fishing is fun for around 10 minutes. Then it gets really boring and you are stuck there for hours. Staring at the water, catching nothing, and wishing you stayed home.	Quit Your Day Job Some people never quit. Maybe they should. Or maybe I'm just a loser. Both are possible.
ROY G. BIV Science T-Shirts Roy G. Biv. A man of sciene. A man of chemistry and physics. A man with a secret admirer. This might be one of the most random and weird t-shirts I made.	Kiss Me Look at you. You want to kiss me.	Guy Behind The Guy Are you cool enough to be the guy behind the guy?	Parent's Basement A great t-shirt for those of us who still can't seem to make it out of our parent's basement. Don't be ashamed. Be honest with these t-shirts.
C's Get Degrees For those of us who aren't really that smart and just do the bare minimum to get by in life.	Page Me Cell phones have nothing on pagers. I wish I still had a pager. Then I might be cooler.	Instant Messaging T-Shirts I can't stand it when people write a million different stupid things in their profiles, like I am going to read it all. Keep it short and don't use a million different stupid colors and don't alternat	Friendzone I can't how many times I've made this mistake. Don't be too nice or else you could easily end up in the friendzone.
Don't Kiss Me I'm Not Irisih Nobody cares that you are Irish. Get over yourself. You are Irish and so are tens of millions of other people. This anti kiss me design is great for anyone who isn't Irish.	Valentine's Day Sucks Valentine's Day is a lame holiday. Guys have to be stuff for girls, but they don't buy us anything. Also, those of us without significant others always feel extra depressed.	Feather Pens Am I weird for still wanting to use a feather pen? I tried to use them when I was little, but the ink didn't work very well.	No Sex I don't live in a big city. And I'm not having sex. That's reality for many of us.
New York Abstains New York abstains ...courteously. A very weird design.	I Love Lamp Some funny I love lamp t-shirts.	Don't Shit The Bed Sometimes your best isn't good enough and you just end up failing. Try to prevent this.	Emu Emo T-Shirts Only one letter apart, but two very different things. One's an animal. The other just cries.
Disease Free Gentleman I don't have any STD. So I got that going for me.	Spring Break T-Shirts I don't care where you went on spring break. I don't want to see your crappy air brushed t-shirt after either.	Is That A Banana? This t-shirt is really stupid. I don't know why I made it. I must have been bored.	Cheerleaders Are Useless Cheerleaders are useless. These girls should spend time reading a book, or playing a real sport.
Clap If Use A Ho Clap is you are a ho. This is a really weird one that doesn't make much sense, but I still find it funny.	Elephantiasis I have no comment on this one.	Saying T-Shirt Remember in kindergarten when the teacher would say this because the school district was too broke to afford glue? What a great saying.	Call Someone Who Gives A Damn This t-shirt isn't really that funny at all. Oh well. I tried.
College T-Shirts College campuses seem to be the last bastion of socialism. It's sad how far out some of these ultra liberal professors are.	Andorra Is Tough Don't mess with Andorra. They are a very tough country. This is a weird t-shirt.	Gym Class Rope I'm not going to deny it any longer. I humped the rope in gym class. It felt really weird. I'm not proud of it.	Pumpkin T-Shirts A pretty cool t-shirt to wear for Halloween.
Independence Day T-Shirts I just thought this revolutionary war flag was sweet, so I put the 76 on some t-shirts.	This Place Is Dead Anyways For those times where nothing seems to be very fun and you wished you had just stayed home that night.	Wing Man Everybody has relied on the services of a wingman at some point in their dating career.	Turd Burglar This t-shirt is actually pretty nasty.
Chach T-Shirts Everybody has a friend that is just kind of a chach.	Anti Vegetarians T-Shirts If aliens ever invade, I hope they eat the vegetarians first.	Morning Wood Look at this guy sitting on the logs. He surely is a man's man.	I Eat Yellow Snow Stay away from the yellow snow. It's pee pee.
Cham Pag Knee! I resent the fact that champagne isn't spelled the way it sounds. So I changed the spelling.	Abu Dhabi I was mailed to Aby Dhabi once, it was not very fun.	Davy Lives! Davy Crockett is still a bad ass to me. What this t-shirt means? I have no idea.	Away Message Sometimes I find myself randomly checking people's away messages, sometimes multiple times in the same hour.
Profile Stalker I also tend to view people's profiles way too much as well.