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Future Lawyer Perfect for the future lawyer in your life! Infant, child, adult and gift items... (blue, pink, purple or green)	Nice Torts	Objection Fletcher: "Your honor, I object!" Judge: "And why is that, Mr. Reed?" Fletcher: "Because it's devastating to my case!" (from the movie Liar Liar)
Billing Time is money, my friend.	Eating Sand	Failure Option
Eschew Obfuscation	Small Print Always read the fine print!	Ex Parte
Ramen & Coffee A well balanced meal for a busy student - coffee and ramen	Simple for the Judge Know your audience...	Blackacre
Choose Two	The Supreme Court Says Someone great once said: An appeals court is right because it's final; it's not final because it's right.	So Sue Me
Vortex of Evil Hi. How are you?	Litigate for Food "Will Litigate For Food" In three styles - red, blue and brown	No Hypos
My Kid's a Lawyer Don't mess with me - my kid's a lawyer! T-shirts and other great gifts for supportive parents (who likely paid your law school tuition)!	Lawyer's Kid Perfect for baby showers or birthdays!	Work Product Wonderful gifts for babies & toddlers (in blue or red & orange)
Three Years The first year they SCARE you to death. The second year they WORK you to death. And the third year they BORE you to death.	Illegal Tomorrow	F* Con Law
For the Articles Most guys say that about Playboy, but lawyers and law students, well...	Stud in Study	No Message
Knows But One Person Quote: An advocate, in the discharge of his duty, knows but one person in all the world, and that person is his client.	Attractive Nuisance (Blue) attractive nuisance: (noun) anything on your premises that might attract children into danger or harm	Attractive Nuisance (Pink) attractive nuisance: (noun) anything on your premises that might attract children into danger or harm
I Can't (blue, purple, pink)	I Survived The first year is the scariest... If you survive it, you deserve a parade, a party, and a t-shirt.	666 So you finished 2 years of law school? How much more evil can you get?
Passed the Bar	Glib Understanding	Warrant Unwanted visitors?
Today (blue & light blue, orange & red, or purple & pink)	Yes I'm Weird	I See Your Point
Morning Person Morning classes kind of suck.	Press Charges Let'em know you mean business	Free To Go (green, blue, purple)
Forgot	All About Me (orange & yellow, red & purple, blue & light blue)	I Heart Law School Sincere or Sarcastic - Shouldn't you be loving your law school experience?
Tortfeasor tortfeasor: (noun) a person who commits a tort (civil wrong), either intentionally or through negligence.	Excited...	Clattering Monkeys Feeling distracted?
Not Funny (blue, red, green)	No Coffee (Green or Blue)	Under Arrest It doesn't help to know your rights, if you don't assert them... These shirts, stickers & cards can help you (and your clients) remember what to say (& what NOT to say) at that crucial moment...
My Lawyer Can	Broke Tired Hungry You might be a law student if... (available in lt/dk blue & yellow/orange)	Multitasking I should really buy stock in Starbucks...
Better Lawyer Quote: A jury consists of 12 persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.	Woman Scorned Never mess with a good divorce attorney	Handbasket Law school can be hell
Uh Oh Do you think a toddler can form the requisite intent?	Getting Thru Law School	Dear Law School Not every law student says this outloud, but we all think it at some point...
Law Dork (blue or yellow)	Reasonable Care It was true in 1918. And it's just as true today.	Plaintiff
Defendant	Styles with Attitude This is where we hide more general styles... Gifts with attitude for law students and non-law students alike!	I <3 Law School Wall Calendar $15.99