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The Elf Ink Eclectic Intergalactic Import/Export Emporium of Odd & Unusual Humanoid Paraphernalia, has moozillions of bizarre, wild, crazy, and otherwise funny t-shirts, underwear, hats, clocks, mugs, pillows, do-dads, and various and sundry things like that... "Visitors" arrive weekly with new designs, so be sure to come back once in awhile to see about our latest junk products.
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iRun[100+ Items in each of multiple colors and patterns] |
Fractious[50+ Items] For those of us what don't divide so good. Or them that wants to poke fun at us... |
Earth Day[3 Designs] Take care of our planet, it's our very best one. |
I.T. Pro Gear[105 Designs] If you're an I.T. professional, check out these designs... |
Consumptables[4 Designs] Philosophies of life that have real meaning. |
EmblemsNo words. Just cool shapes in a wide selection of colors. [Dozens of Designs (including color variations)] |
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Listing to Starboard[50+ Items] A little humor goes a long way. Well, when you're wearing it, it goes as far as you do... |
Shhh![50+ Items] Be vewy, vewy, quiet! |
Scientifical Thinkers[12 Designs] Get your brain juices flowing with these great stinkers... uh, thinkers. |
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Your Ad Here[4 Designs] Make money! Get Rich! Rent out advertising space on your clothes & thingamajigs! |
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Stats[50+ Items] Statistics, the math that proves everything! |
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The BasementMiscellaneous, sundry, and assorted non-sorted things that are out-of-season, unpopular, illegal, lethal, etcetera, etcetera... |
