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Elf Ink's Intergalactic Import/Export Emporium : I.T. Pro Gear : Database Pro's

I Run The Database

The Key Rule

The Key Rule
[50+ Items] The Golden (key) Rule

I Have Databases

I Have Databases
[50+ Items]

Keep Your Data Clean

Love

Love
[8 Designs] Gear to let db pro's show their love is here... And to let their lovers show them!

db l337

db l337
[50+ Items] This section is positively restricted to the Database Elite who run the db's that run the world.

Evil

Evil
[2 Designs] Gear & CRUD for various & sundry evil-doers... and people who don't spel so good.

DBAx2

DBAx2
[50+ Items] Certified in 2 different brands of database? Use this gear to show off your combined expertise.

I Speak SQL

I Speak SQL
[8 Designs] You have rare and highly valued professional technology skills. Make sure people know it! (This section includes PL/SQL & T-SQL sections.)

CRUD

CRUD
[50+ Items] Oh, crud. Create, retrieve, update, and delete again?!

Data Model

Data Model
[2 Designs, 50+ Items] This gear doesn't have pictures of real data models, it's for the models that inspire data guys...

My Data: MySQL

My Data: MySQL
[50+ Items] You know MySQL is the world's most popular Open-Source database... Make sure the people around you know it.

I Rule The Database

PostgreSQL

PostgreSQL
[50+ Items] You know PostgreSQL is the most advanced Open-Source database... do the people around you?
Database Professional's Wall Clock
Database Professional's Wall Clock
$13.99
"Easy SQL" Framed Tile
"Easy SQL" Framed Tile
$11.99
"I Love a Database Professional" Jr. Tank
"I Love a Database Professional" Jr. Tank
$19.99
"SQL" Black Cap
"SQL" Black Cap
$17.99
"I Speak SQL" & CRUD Mug
"I Speak SQL" & CRUD Mug
$13.99
SQL Oval Sticker
SQL Oval Sticker
$5.49
SQL BBQ Apron
SQL BBQ Apron
$19.99
"Easy SQL" Mousepad
"Easy SQL" Mousepad
$13.99
"I Speak SQL" & SELECT Large Mug
"I Speak SQL" & SELECT Large Mug
$14.99
"I Speak SQL" & CRUD Beer Stein
"I Speak SQL" & CRUD Beer Stein
$16.99


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