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The Elf Ink Eclectic Intergalactic Import/Export Emporium of Odd & Unusual Humanoid Paraphernalia, has moozillions of bizarre, wild, crazy, and otherwise funny t-shirts, underwear, hats, clocks, mugs, pillows, do-dads, and various and sundry things like that... "Visitors" arrive weekly with new designs, so be sure to come back once in awhile to see about our latest junk products.
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Dear Santa 12 "Dear Santa" letters.	Fractious [50+ Items] For those of us what don't divide so good. Or them that wants to poke fun at us...	Emblems No words. Just cool shapes in a wide selection of colors. [Dozens of Designs (including color variations)]
My Wish [100+ Items]	Consumptables [4 Designs] Philosophies of life that have real meaning.	I.T. Pro Gear [105 Designs] If you're an I.T. professional, check out these designs...
Christmas Ornamentalizers [4 Designs]	Moving Target [50+ Items]	Not a Mad Scientist [2 Designs] When you want to make sure you won't make a bad impression...
A Very Exclusive Club [50+ Items] Are you out for good behavior?	Scientifical Thinkers [12 Designs] Get your brain juices flowing with these great stinkers... uh, thinkers.	Listing to Starboard [50+ Items] A little humor goes a long way. Well, when you're wearing it, it goes as far as you do...
iRun [100+ Items in each of multiple colors and patterns]	No Speed Limit [50+ Items]	Cloo [4 Designs]
Shhh! [50+ Items] Be vewy, vewy, quiet!	Save a Life! [50+ Items]	Flags
Happily Ever After Celebration of Marriage [Multiple Years]	My Favorite Vowels You and I! [50+ Items]	The Basement Miscellaneous, sundry, and assorted non-sorted things that are out-of-season, unpopular, illegal, lethal, etcetera, etcetera...