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The Elf Ink Eclectic Intergalactic Import/Export Emporium of Odd & Unusual Humanoid Paraphernalia, has moozillions of bizarre, wild, crazy, and otherwise funny t-shirts, underwear, hats, clocks, mugs, pillows, do-dads, and various and sundry things like that... "Visitors" arrive weekly with new designs, so be sure to come back once in awhile to see about our latest junk products.
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Not a Mad Scientist

Not a Mad Scientist
[2 Designs] When you want to make sure you won't make a bad impression...

Listing to Starboard

Listing to Starboard
[50+ Items] A little humor goes a long way. Well, when you're wearing it, it goes as far as you do...

Fractious

Fractious
[50+ Items] For those of us what don't divide so good. Or them that wants to poke fun at us...

I.T. Pro Gear

I.T. Pro Gear
[105 Designs] If you're an I.T. professional, check out these designs...

Earth Day

Earth Day
[3 Designs] Take care of our planet, it's our very best one.

Emblems

Emblems
No words. Just cool shapes in a wide selection of colors. [Dozens of Designs (including color variations)]

Consumptables

Consumptables
[4 Designs] Philosophies of life that have real meaning.

Shhh!

Shhh!
[50+ Items] Be vewy, vewy, quiet!

Scientifical Thinkers

Scientifical Thinkers
[12 Designs] Get your brain juices flowing with these great stinkers... uh, thinkers.

Your Ad Here

Your Ad Here
[4 Designs] Make money! Get Rich! Rent out advertising space on your clothes & thingamajigs!

iRun

iRun
[100+ Items in each of multiple colors and patterns]

No Speed Limit

No Speed Limit
[50+ Items]

Cloo

Cloo
[4 Designs]

Ridin' the I-way

Ridin' the I-way
[2 designs] Work the net? Ride the net? This gear's for you.

Stats

Stats
[50+ Items] Statistics, the math that proves everything!

Veteran Heroes!

Veteran Heroes!
[50+ Items] Honor our Vets!

Save a Life!

Save a Life!
[50+ Items]

Flags

Happily Ever After

Happily Ever After
Celebration of Marriage
[Multiple Years]

My Favorite Vowels

My Favorite Vowels
You and I! [50+ Items]

New Fangled Trading Post

New Fangled Trading Post
(No actual posts. Or trading. Or Fangles.)

The Basement

The Basement
Miscellaneous, sundry, and assorted non-sorted things that are out-of-season, unpopular, illegal, lethal, etcetera, etcetera...


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