For all of us who are feeling a bit negative (dare I say, cynical?) about the season of love. Hey, I could get a date if I really wanted one.

Stomp Out Valentine's Day Join the Anti-Valentines day movement. Just stomp it out!	Stomp Out Valentine's Day Bastards For example, that bastard who stomped all over my heart.	Stomp Out Valentine's Day Bitches Starting with that bitch who stomped all over my heart
Just Stomp on my Heart	Don't tread on my heart Feeling a little ginger on Valentine's Day?	I HATE Valentine's Day Feeling a bit Anti-Vday? Stamp out cupid!
OK, You Heartbreakers BRING IT ON!	OK, Valentine's Day BRING IT ON!	Do NOT Tread on Me At least, not if you know what's good for you. Don't cross this horny heart.
If You Love Something... set it free If it comes back to you Then it is yours If it doesn't...well...there's always restraints