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Eclectic Collection : MispronoUnciations

OK, these words (among a plethora of others) bugged my dad years ago - whenever he heard them on television, on the radio, in everyday conversation, he was likely to throw down his paper and erupt in a tirade on the abuse of the English language. A suit is comprised of clothes you wear - a suite is a set of rooms, or a set of furniture that goes in that room - you don't wear a suite, and you don't have a suit full of furniture. That sort of thing.

I find that, much as my father did, I react violently, with a highly visible cringe, whenever such abuses confront me. I sold houses for awhile - I was a Realtor, not a ree-la-tor. Despite common usage, when you dunk a Granny Smith into a melted Kraft product, you are having CARAMEL apples, not KARMUL.

The two most common causes of these errors are speaking too fast and not reading enough. English does have spelling rules, difficult though that may seem, and spelling often helps in pronunciation. Careful speech and avid reading are keys to good spelling and pronunciation.

I could rant forever... or just put my feelings into word/graphics so that others like me can wear/post/display/use this guide around friends/relatives/coworkers/assembled idiots to subtly advise them of their lack of education - or simply get some of the heavier ones and strike them soundly over the noggin with same...
Mispronounciated Framed Panel Print
Mispronounciated Framed Panel Print
$39.99
Mispronounciated Framed Tile
Mispronounciated Framed Tile
$13.99
Mispronounciated Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)
Mispronounciated Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)
$17.99
Mispronounciated Infant/Toddler T-Shirt
Mispronounciated Infant/Toddler T-Shirt
$13.99
Mispronounciated Journal
Mispronounciated Journal
$14.99
Mispronounciated Kids Baseball Jersey
Mispronounciated Kids Baseball Jersey
$19.99
Mispronounciated Kids Hoodie
Mispronounciated Kids Hoodie
$24.99
Mispronounciated Kids Sweatshirt
Mispronounciated Kids Sweatshirt
$19.99
Mispronounciated Kids T-Shirt
Mispronounciated Kids T-Shirt
$17.99
Mispronounciated Large Mug
Mispronounciated Large Mug
$15.99
Mispronounciated Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Mispronounciated Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$24.99
Mispronounciated Ringer T
Mispronounciated Ringer T
$19.99
Mispronounciated Messenger Bag
Mispronounciated Messenger Bag
$24.99
Mispronounciated Mini Poster Print
Mispronounciated Mini Poster Print
$8.99
Mispronounciated Mousepad
Mispronounciated Mousepad
$15.99
Mispronounciated Mug
Mispronounciated Mug
$14.99
Mispronounciated Organic Cotton Tee
Mispronounciated Organic Cotton Tee
$21.99
Mispronounciated Small Poster
Mispronounciated Small Poster
$17.99
Mispronounciated Stein
Mispronounciated Stein
$17.99
Mispronounciated Sweatshirt
Mispronounciated Sweatshirt
$26.99
Mispronounciated Keepsake Box
Mispronounciated Keepsake Box
$25.99
Mispronounciated Tile Coaster
Mispronounciated Tile Coaster
$8.99
Mispronounciated Tote Bag
Mispronounciated Tote Bag
$17.99
Mispronounciated White T-Shirt
Mispronounciated White T-Shirt
$20.99
Mispronounciated Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Mispronounciated Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$24.99
Mispronounciated Women's V-Neck T-Shirt
Mispronounciated Women's V-Neck T-Shirt
$21.99
Mispronounciated Calendar Print
Mispronounciated Calendar Print
$7.99
Mispronounciated Yellow T-Shirt
Mispronounciated Yellow T-Shirt
$18.99


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