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Charleston, South Carolina
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Herein you will find an eclectic collection (hence eclecticon) of miscellaneous themes, from serious to sarcastic, and everything in between.

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1000 Christmas Facts is Worth a Picture

1000 Christmas Facts is Worth a Picture
A whole lot of stuff about Christmas you may not know!

SHOPPING MALL SANTAS

SHOPPING MALL SANTAS
Kinda creepy...

Santa's Cousin Ralph

Santa's Cousin Ralph
Santa's Cousin Ralph - He Sees You When You're Showering

A Thousand Words is Worth a Picture

A Thousand Words is Worth a Picture
Lots of sayings from lots of sources... Now 4 different collections!

1,000 Motivational Clichés Are Worth A Picture

1,000 Motivational Clichés Are Worth A Picture
The PERFECT addition to your office or workspace!

A Thousand Bad Predictions is Worth a Picture

A Thousand Bad Predictions is Worth a Picture
The smartest people throughout history were wrong, so you shouldn't feel bad...

A Thousand Movie Quotes/Truisms is Worth a Picture

A Thousand Movie Quotes/Truisms is Worth a Picture
Movie Quotes and Truisms from many of your favorite films!

W.Y.B.M.A.D.I.I.T.Y.

W.Y.B.M.A.D.I.I.T.Y.
You know what it means... count on people who don't...

Real Men Wear Kilts - V

Real Men Wear Kilts - V
Yet more designs for the RMWK organization!

Real Men Wear Kilts IV

Real Men Wear Kilts IV
Wall Street Journal artist Tim Foley's interpretation of a kilted chap, a la Monroe...

Real Men Wear Kilts III

Real Men Wear Kilts III
Kilted-Guy-and-Voluptuous-Babe by "The Boo"

Real Men Wear Kilts II

Real Men Wear Kilts II
Official stuff from the world's best online resource for all things kilt - Real Men Wear Kilts! Check out our related shop - Real Men Wear Kilts Original.

Real Men Wear Kilts Original

Real Men Wear Kilts Original
Official stuff from the world's best online resource for all things kilt - Real Men Wear Kilts! Check out our related shop - Real Men Wear Kilts New!

HELP! I'm a Red Shirt!

HELP! I'm a Red Shirt!
You know what it means...

Don't Use the Wrong Words...

Don't Use the Wrong Words...
People who use big words when they aren't capable...

Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Universal Declaration of Human Rights
The Most Translated Document in the world - Guinness Book of Records

Meteor

Meteor
When you wish upon a star...

We Stand Behind All Our Products

We Stand Behind All Our Products
If we stood in front of them, you couldn't see them.

The Official Drinking Problem Solver

The Official Drinking Problem Solver
Mandatory wall covering for all places where alcohol is served!

The International Sister Fidelma Society

The International Sister Fidelma Society
Official merchandise from the International Sister Fidelma Society - authorized by the author and available nowhere else!

Sister Fidelma's Cashel

Sister Fidelma's Cashel
The Early Kings of Munster and their Capital, by Peter Tremayne, author of The Sister Fidelma Mysteries

Captain Obvious

Captain Obvious
Everyone knows someone like this... or perhaps YOU are that someone...

THE TECHNICIAN RABBITS

THE TECHNICIAN RABBITS
Rabbit cartoons from "The Technician"

GBS

Have No Fear - Denis Is Here

Have No Fear - Denis Is Here
The World's Best Bartender!

jet420

jet420
little rock's moderately average local band with small fanbase - buy some stuff so we won't have to play inside phonebooths anymore...

ROB WOODUL FOR PRESIDENT '08

USS Prairie AD-15

USS Prairie AD-15
Merchandise featuring the Destroyer Tender USS Prairie AD-15.

What Would John Do?

What Would John Do?
Some things I know, and some things I don’t...

MispronoUnciations

MispronoUnciations
Words that bug you when you hear them, 'cuz the speaker evidences his/her ignorance of the English language...

South Carolina Irish Historical Society

South Carolina Irish Historical Society
Charleston, SC-based organization, celebrating Irish history.

SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT!

SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT!
You know they drive you crazy - left lane fast, right lane slow - how difficult is that!?!

David Robert Wooten Heraldry/Genealogy

David Robert Wooten Heraldry/Genealogy
Products related to heraldry and genealogy.

Irish Road Bowling

Irish Road Bowling
More exciting than curling (if that's even possible!!), and more fun than golf!

SoD

SoD
SoD - don't know what it means? You must not be a member...

800lb GORILLA

800lb GORILLA
Sometimes it's good to be the 800lb gorilla...

The Pirate's Code

The Pirate's Code
They're more along the line of guidelines...

Charleston Light Artillery

Charleston Light Artillery
The ancient and valorous Charleston Light Artillery, which traces its history to 1775.

BigFatAsh!

BigFatAsh!
Wow! You've sure got a great BIG FAT ASH!

LowCountry Piper

LowCountry Piper
The finest piper in the LowCountry of South Carolina!

Dive Tees

Dive Tees
Get yourself a dive shirt for every state in the nation! Even the landlocked, dry-as-a-bone ones!!

Nobody Likes You!

Nobody Likes You!
That pretty much says it all - have an attitude and want to share it with everyone you run into? Here you go...
Large Poster
Large Poster
$32.99
Large Mug
Large Mug
$14.99
White T-Shirt
White T-Shirt
$17.99
Large Mug
Large Mug
$14.99
Sig Ep Stonewashed Cap
Sig Ep Stonewashed Cap
$22.99
RJR CLASS OF 1976 REUNION
RJR CLASS OF 1976 REUNION (Data CD)
$7.99


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