funny stuff : Shirts 'n' Stuff

designs to tickle your funny bone.

LIFE
From work to hair color to shopping to mold, designs about life.
*12 designs

I put the SEXY in dyslexic
Have a little fun with your dyslexia with these "I put the SEXY in dyslexic" items.

...as a kite
Let the world assume what you mean with these fun "...as a kite" items!

Baaa means NO!
Share your unique sense of humor with these "Baaa means NO!" items.

My life is a very complicated drinking game.
Let your lifestyle show with these fun "my life is a very complicated drinking game" products.

I'm just in it for the parking
For disabled people who are sick of the pitying looks and awkward questions. Lighten the mood with these fun "I'm just in it for the parking" items.

PImp
Say it in math with these fun Pi mp items.

High on LIFE! and glue
Have a little fun with the clean and sober folks with these hilarious "HIGH ON LIFE! and glue" items.

Nannerpuss
Finally, the nannerpusses of the world can proudly fly their colors of nannerpusshood with these fun products.

Sorry about what happens later
Apologize in advance with these hilarious "Sorry about what happens later" items.

I never finish anyth
"I never finish anyth" kind of says it all.

MEAT IS MURDER...
Annoy your vegetarian friends with these hilarious "MEAT IS MURDER tasty, tasty murder" products.

My other shirt is...
Be a smart arse by declaring that your other shirt is black or white.

Jefferson Davis yearbook
Jefferson Davis: President of the Confederacy. How appropriate that his graduating class voted him "most likely to secede."

Bufflo wings taste like chicken
Is it me or do Buffalo wings taste just like chicken?

I eat paste
I eat paste

next time, let's keep that chain email going.
Scare your friends with this funny reminder of the deadly seriousness of chain email on these fine products.

Dijon Vu
Dijon Vu: The feeling that you've had this mustard before

Nudist colony
I went to a nudist colony and all I got was this...
hey, wait a minute!

Support the troops! Except Bill. that guy is a dic
Have a little fun with all the calls to support the troops with these hilarious products.

runs with scissors
Let your reckless side show with these fun "runs with scissors" products.

BAR CODES
Bar code wear for the generic hipster

Protons have mass?
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!

unattended children
Children left unattended will be given espresso and a free kitten.

Smurf you, you smurfing smurf!
Smurf you, you smurfing smurf!
Smurfy attitude!

nanotech is huge
Share your passion for the big new thing in technology by sharing these very small print "Nanotechnology is huge" items with the world.

quantum mechanics
I'm uncertain about quantum mechanics.

The voices only talk to ME!
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME!

Team Leibniz
Who invented calculus? Pick a side in the Newton/Leibniz debate with these cool TEAM LEIBNIZ items!

team Newton
Who invented calculus? Pick a side in the Newton/Leibniz debate with these cool TEAM NEWTON items!

MORE PANCAKES
My husband gets the credit/blame for this one. He asked me to make two simple designs. One simply saying "pancakes," and another saying "more pancakes."
I am a loyal and obedient wife.
So I present

pancakes
My husband gets the credit/blame for this one. He asked me to make two simple designs. One simply saying "pancakes," and another saying "more pancakes."
I am a loyal and obedient wife.
So I present

WTF?
sometimes the only thing left to say is "WTF?"

the cat's ass
LabRat the wonder cat. The most famous butt on the internet.

Trophy Wife
Show the world you're something special with these fine Trophy Wife products.

I did not escape. They gave me a day pass!
Let the world know that you're not running from the men in white coats. No. they gave you a day pass!

Wordsmith
I'm a wordsmith.
kinda like a blacksmith only without the tools and fire and stuff.

i blog, therefore i am.
share your philosophical side with these quality "I blog therefore I am" products.

I have never knowingly used steroids
Be like your favorite sports stars by telling the world "I have never knowingly used steroids" with these quality products.

sometimes I pee when I laugh
Share the joys of aging with these "sometimes I pee when I laugh" products.

STRESS
Stress:
The confusion caused when one's mind overrides the body's basic need to choke the living crap out of some idiot who desperately needs it.

I have a perfect body...
Share your warped sense of humor with the world with these quality "I have a perfect body, but it's in the trunk and beginning to smell" products.

if all my friends jumped off a bridge, I guess I'd
We've all heard it. Usually from our mothers. "If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?"
Well, have you really thought about it?

did you ever stop to think then forget to start ag
Did you ever stop to think, then forget to start again?

I'm blogging this.
I'm blogging this merchandise.

Thank God I'm Castrated
A little something with which to impress the ladies.

You aren't paranoid...
You aren't paranoid. We really are all out to get you.
HAVE A NICE DAY!

1984 Much?
Big hair?
Tight jeans?
Leg warmers?
1984 much?

I'm with stupid... in binary
When the typical tacky tee shirt just won't do, say it in binary!
I'M WITH STUPID.

vagina/rectum
It all started with a smart alec joke about panties with a vagina on the front and it degenerated from there.

I have made smarter things than you by eating fibe
I have made smarter things than you by eating fiber

Hokey Pokey
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

Tom is not your friend
An ominous warning to all myspace users: TOM IS NOT YOUR FRIEND!

honk if you love peace and quiet
honk if you love peace and quiet.

X
X marks the spot.

Some call it stalking. I call it LOVE.
Some call it stalking.
I call it LOVE.

I'd rather be driving NAKED
I'd rather be driving naked

i'd rather be naked
I'd rather be naked

Impotence:
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "no hard feelings."

I can kick your butt
I can kick your butt without even smearing my eyeliner.

I ruined it for everyone.
I ruined it for everyone.

Profanity: It makes talking FUN!
Profanity: It makes talking FUN!

I drive too fast to worry...
I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I love global warming
"I LOVE GLOBAL WARMING:"
The warm weather lovers' anti environmentalism slogan.

Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now!
A public service design: Don't his kids! No. Seriously, they have guns now.

Fun & Games
It's all fun & Games until the itching & burning starts.

Feces Occurs
Feces Occurs: the classy way to say "shit happens."

I DEFEATED ANOREXIA
Announce your healthy self-image with these great "I defeated anorexia" items.

fear
It all started with a post on Dennis Cooper's blog. A reader said he wanted a tee shirt that said "Look what fear's done to my body."
Well ask and you shall receive!

anything worth taking seriously...
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

Fat kids
A message for all you skinny Minnies out there: Fat Kids are Harder to Kidnap.

life
Everything I need to know about life I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.

Deport Pedro
Deport Pedro

bad samaritan
Go out of your way to help others?
No?
you're a BAD SAMARITAN!

coffee without caffeine?
Coffee without caffeine is like sex without leather.

And who would want THAT?

ADD humor
People say that I have ADD but they're wrong..,. hey, look! A CHICKEN!

Dude: the language of love
Dude: the language of love

BLOOP
The very large, mysterious life-form in the deep ocean. Oddly enough, it was discovered at the same coordinates as H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu