Dustbuster Tees: funny t shirts to make you laugh : Rude & Offensive

Rude and crude t shirts. Offensive, attitude, rude, crude, and funny. Very, very funny t shirts.

Nigerian Prince I had 50 million dollars, but the Nigerian prince screwed me over. It's a funny play on the internet scams that circulate the web. You've had this email before. You didn't give him your bank info, did	Crystal Ball Reveals your future The Crystal Ball reveals you are totally fucked. I'd hate to get that future read by a psychic, but if more of them told the truth, you'd never go and pay them money.	Laughing at you. Of course I'm not laughing with you. I'm laughing at you, because you're stupid. It's a funny design. You know you all make fun of stupid people. America's Funniest Home Videos is still on tv, right?
You're a Pain I took a pain pill. Why are you still here? It's funny, it's rude, it's ever so slightly offensive. I love it.	Pothead You're a pot head, and now everyone knows it. It's a parody, it's funny, and you need it if you're a member of the 4:20 club.	Idiot I'm sorry, I forgot you were an idiot. It's funny, it's rude . . . and it's true. Tell the idiots all around you what you think.
Abracadabra Abracadabra! Crap, you're still here. Funny, rude, and offensive, it tells the world how you feel about them. Snap your fingers and do magic tricks, they still won't go away.	Woody's Foot Long Weiners Woody's Foot Long Weiners. Barely fit in the buns! Great rude, funny design. Advertise your weiners with this funny, crude design. Great to wear to a bar to party in.	Lost Mind Hey, did you lose something? says this funny design, with a big graphic of a brain. It's a funny, rude design, and it tells the world just how you feel about brainless people.
Work is Hell I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you every day. The people in our world get on your nerves. Tell 'em off with this hilarious, rude, crude, offensive design.	Shithead XRay You're a shithead. No doubt about it now, because this X Ray proves it. Funny offensive t shirt.	Wisdom Does it scare you that you're looking for wisdom on a t shirt? It should.
Knocking on heaven's door Never knock on heaven's door; ring the bell and run, he hates that. It's funny, and a parody of a Bob Dylan song.	I don't want to talk to you NO, I don't want to talk to you. If you want to be alone, just like Greta Garbo, tell it like it is. Lay it right on the line.	Get out of the gene pool Hey, you, get out of the gene pool! It's funny, rude, and offensive. Hey, too many have been allowed to muck up the gene pool for too long. It's time for them to get out.
Disgruntled employee Disgruntled employee of the month. It's an award, isn't it? Don't say you've never won anything.	A smirk is still a smile A smirk is still smile. Yeah, I'm smirking at you. What are you going to do about it? It's a funny, rude, offensive design, and I love it.	Hard Work Kills They lied. Hard work has killed lots of people. Why take the chance? Heart attacks, stress, and all that stuff that goes with hard work. Give it up. Funny t shirt design.
Deal with it. Deal with it. How many times have you wanted to tell somebody this? Now you can, with this funny, rude t shirt. Get over it, dude.	You'd be cooler You'd be cooler if you were me. It's true. It's also rude, and slightly offensive. That's why you love it. Great gift for the egotist in your life.	Blow Your Mind If I blow your mind, do you promise not to think in my mouth? It's funny, rude, offensive . . . and mind blowing.
Beer Beer: helping white men dance for hundreds of years. It's funny, rude, offensive . . . and true. Buy it for your favorite beer drinker who can't dance.	Celebrity Justice You are responsible for your own actions, unless you're a celebrity. Just look at Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and Paris Hilton.	Porn Porn, it's cheaper than dating. Funny, and true. You know you can get all kinds of porn for free on the net, don't you? Funny, offensive, rude design.
Rebound On the rebound. You'll do.	Two Faced If you're gonna be two - faced, at least make one of them pretty. As rude insults go, that's a funny one. Tell it like it is.	Found Jesus I've found Jesus. He was hiding behind the couch the whole time! Funny, offensive design.
Up shit creek You're up shit creek, and they're out of paddles. It's the story of your life.	Go Away This rude, disrespectful saying will make you laugh. It's crude, it's offensive, it's bad . . . and you love it.	Men like you make women gay It's men like you that make women gay. It's not true, but it's totally funny. Great to wear out bar hopping.
God's Sense of Humor You are proof that God has a sense of humor. Funny rude one liner. It's offensive and crude.	Stalker You can't make someone love you (you can only stalk them and hope they panic and give in) It's a funny design about dating, stalking, and love. Hey, who WOULDN'T get them confused?	Save Your Breath Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date. It's a funny, rude, offensive design, and it's great to wear to a bar.
Gave a Crap If I gave a crap, you'd be the first person I'd give it to. That's what this funny t shirt says, and if it says it on a t shirt, you know it must be true. Or funny. Or offensive. Or a twisted lie.	Penis Enlargement This funny, offensive t shirt will make some laugh, others wince. Picture of a Hummer with the words: Wouldn't it be cheaper to just pay for a penis enlargement? Funny shirt with attitude to spare.	Gun sight
Freak Flypaper What am I? Flypaper for freaks? Put it on your t shirt and let the world know that you're tired of all the weirdos hanging on to you. Be rude. You know you can.	If I throw a stick	Save the Planet Save the planet. Kill yourself. It's a rude, offensive, funny one liner.