Kill you with my brain Also, I can kill you with my brain. River Tam says it, and it may actually be true. Great gift for sci fi fans, and those who like weird and random quotes. |
Dear Diary Dear Diary ... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Jayne said it, but it's funny no matter what. If you're a sci fi fan, Jayne fan, River Tam fan, or Joss Whedon fan, it's perfect. |
Aim to Misbehave I aim to misbehave. If you're a sci fi fan or geek, or just like to misbehave, here's a design for you. Mal said it, but you can adopt it as your credo. |
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Gorram Plan Once, just once, I want things to go according to the gorram plan. So do I, Mal. Sci fi fans, fantasy geeks, if you've got a gorram plan of your own that won't stay on target, here's a funny for you. |
Shiny Mal says it. If you're a Joss Whedon fan, this is the design for you. Love those browncoats? So do I. |
Browncoats Browncoats. Just too pretty for God to let us die. If you love sci fi and Joss Whedon, you'll recognize this quote. Great design for fans of the show. |
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Communicating with Starfleet Don't bother me now. I'm communicating with Starfleet. It's a funny design that's perfect for Star Trek fans. Makes a great gift for a Trekkie. |
Smeg! It's from Red Dwarf, and it's their favorite curse. If you're a fan of Dave Lister, Arnold, the Cat, and Kryten, this is a great science fiction design for you. |
Frellwit It's a curse from Farscape, and it's used as a euphemism for fuck. Great funny fake insult, perfect for science fiction fans. |
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Frak Off It's the favorite curse from Battlestar Galactica, and it's a great design for a sci fi geek. Tell everyone to frak off, and only science fiction fans will know what you mean. |
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy It's from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Arthur Dent says this just as a freak wormhole opens up, and triggers interstellar war because in the Vl'hurg tongue this was the worst insult. |
Hiding a Tribble I'm hiding a tribble somewhere on my body. See if you can find it. It's a funny Star Trek design, slightly offensive. Great gift for Trekkies. |
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Kobayashi Maru Kobayashi Maru: it's okay to cheat if you really don't like to lose. It's from Star Trek, and it's a program that Star Fleet academy ran. A no-win situation that Captain Kirk rigged to win. |
Homer Simpson on children When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something. It's a funny Homer Simpson quote, and it's very true. They are about to jab you. |
Meaningless Facts Facts are meaningless. So says Homer Simpson, anyway. And everyone knows he is the greatest Philosopher of our times. Not that I'm sarcastic or cynical or anything. |
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Homer Simpson on trying your best You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. That's what Homer Simpson says, anyway. Great for The Simpsons fans. |
Three little sentences by Homer Simpson Three little sentences that will get you through life. Cover for me. Oh, good idea, boss. It was like that when I got here. Homer Simpson is a genius. |
Spider Pig Look. Spiderpig has been here. His hoof prints are all over the place. It's a funny t shirt inspired by the Simpsons. |
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Monty Python Spanish Inquisition Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. It's a great funny quote from an old Monty Python and the Flying Circus skit. |
Help! Help! I'm being repressed! It's a funny quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and any fans of the movie will know what this is. It's a quote from the peasant at the castle. Available in both blue and white text. |
Fart in your general direction It's a rude insult, spoken by a Frenchman in a Monty Python movie. It's a very funny movie quote, and it's sure to make everyone smile. Available in both blue and white text. |
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Greetings from Whore Island Greetings from Whore Island. That's where Veronica lives, you know. And maybe Ron Burgundy will have to go up and visit her sometime. |
Young Frankenstein It's a movie quote from Young Frankenstein, one of the funniest movies ever made. If you have an Abby Normal brain, this is a great design for you. |
South Park It's a quote from South Park's Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. Mr. Garrison says it after a student supplies an incorrect answer. South Park fans will love this funny movie quote. |
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Trouble with Tribbles If you don't recognize this quote, you aren't a Trekkie. Star Trek fans everywhere will know that Scottie said this very thing on The Trouble with Tribbles. |
Warp Speed Eh, I'm not so sure that this is a good thing . . . funny Star Trek design will delight the Trekkie you love. |
Prime Directive It's exactly what Captain Kirk would say, 'cause you know he ignored that prime directive about a million times. Star Trek fans, or Trekkies as they are known, will love this design. |
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No Borg Just say no to assimilation. Any Star Trek fan will recognize this as a reference to the Borg. Trekkies everywhere will need this Star Trek design. |
Beam Me Up Who hasn't heard this before? Not Star Trek fans, anyway. It's a classic Trekkie design, and I just had to add it here. |
Chicks Dig Klingons Chicks Dig Klingons. You know it's so. Everybody wants Warf, he even got Counselor Troi. Star Trek fans, and you know who you are, this is a great shirt for you. |
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She's gonna blow I canna push her any faster, Captain, she's gonna blow! That's what Scotty from Star Trek said (the original, of course) and this is a famous line. Trekkies, here it is. |
Men in Black Weird Shit Will Smith and Tommie Lee Jones fans will know this quote. It's from Men in Black, and it's one of my favorite movie quotes. Even if you don't like the movie, it's a funny thing to wear on a t shirt |
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Earl's List You'r on Earl's list. That's what this funny t shirt says, anyway. If you love My Name is Earl, and you believe in karma, this is the shirt for you. |
Leave the Gun It's a classic Godfather quote, and it's a great one. Lovely gift for the Godfather movie fan. |
Man Suit Donnie Darko fans, take heart. There's a t shirt here for you. Great quote from a cult movie, sure to make fans of 6 foot tall bunnies take notice. Frank made me do it. |
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Soylent Green Soylent Green is good people. Think about it. It gets funnier. Great movie quote t shirt. |
Chaos Project Anybody besides me know who Tyler Durden is? Fight Club is one of my favorite movies, and this is a great quote. Appropriate, too. Your life IS ending one minute at a time. |
You look familiar It's a funny movie quote for all you Pirates of the Caribbean fans out there. Great t shirt for the movie (or pirate) obsessed. |
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Wedding Crashers Tattoo Wedding Crashers fans will recognize this quote . . . it's a funny movie, and this quote is one of my favorites. Great gift for the movie fan. |
Asshole warning Ace Ventura, anyone? Do you like to talk out of your butt, or look for lost dolphins? This is the funny t shirt for you, then. Great movie quote. |
Future Mrs. D'onofrio Fans of Vincent D'onofrio and Law and Order Criminal Intent will covet this t shirt. |
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Dr. Phil's Diet Pills Hey, if you're dissatisfied with the endorsed diet pills, you could get the measly $20 that they're paying out for them . . . . Funny t shirt. |
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