Wanted by the Thought Police Wanted by the Thought Police. For those who know Big Brother is hanging just a bit too close. funny, rude, and sarcastic, with attitude. |
I think, therefore I'm dangerous. Cogito ergo periculosus sum I think, therefore I'm dangerous. It's a funny Latin phrase that may very well fit your personality. funny, rude, and sarcastic, with attitude. |
What I did for a Klondike bar I'm haunted by the things I did for a Klondike bar. It's funny, it's weird, and you'll love this design. Perfect gift for your favorite smart aleck. |
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Dear mr. president Dear Mr President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. Grandpa (Abe) Simpson said it, and it's so true. |
The best things in life are free The best things in life are free. Wait . . . no, they're not. It's funny, it's weird, and it makes me laugh. You need money. That's what you want. |
Hardware conflict error message It's an error message that lets you know there is a hardware conflict. Your tv is lonely. It's funny, and your favorite computer geek will love it. |
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User Error User Error. Replace user. You've never got this error message on your computer. I don't think so, anyway. |
You're screwed error message It's an error message that you hope you don't ever get on your computer. You're screwed. It's a funny computer message. |
You discussed me. You discussed me. No, no! That's not what I mean. It's a funny t shirt. Think about it a minute. |
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Survey Satire Our survey shows that 3 out of 4 people now make up 75% of the population. Statistics mean nothing, and this funny design lets you know that. |
High on Life I used to get high on life, until I found out it was cut with idiots. Funny, offensive design. |
Future Overlord As your future overlord, I have decided you may practice bowing down before me now, says this funny, weird design. |
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Baby Oil Stop the slaughter! Boycott Baby Oil says this funny, random, weird design. Hey, I don't want them making oil out of babies. Make 'em quit it. Sign petitions. Wear this design. |
Green Thumb Gardener Are you a gardener? Do you have a green thumb? This is the funny gardening design for you. Know someone who likes to dig in the dirt? Makes a great gift for a gardening fanatic. |
Make your mark It's a giant thumb print. Make your mark, it says, and if your thumb is this big, you certainly could. Great weird and funny design. |
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Jumbo Shrimp Who ordered the jumbo shrimp? asks this funny design with a picture of a cooked jumbo shrimp. Man, that's a big shrimp. |
Habanero: I like it hot It's a habanero pepper. You like it hot. It's funny and weird, and makes a great design. Hot pepper lovers, this is the design for you. |
Dare to be different Purple sheep in the middle of a flock of white sheep. Dare to be different, it says. Hey, how many purple sheep do you know? You are different. Viva la difference. |
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Fart Button Fart Button. Push here. Then stand back, or better yet, run away. Funny, yet definitely rude and weird. |
Evil Upside Down You're 999. And you're only evil when you're standing on your head. You're evil upside down. Funny, weird design. |
Escape Button I keep hitting the escape button, but I'm still here. Don't you wish there was an escape button? It's a funny riff on life in the computer age. |
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Insomniacs Insomniacs do it all night long. Weird, funny design, perfect for the one you love who doesn't sleep at night. Do you stay up all night long, or know someone who does? |
Normal is Boring Normal is boring. And you're living proof of that. You've been called many names, but normal or boring isn't one of them. Funny t shirt. |
Find the eye It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just a game . . . find the eye! It's a funny, weird, random design, and it's sure to make you laugh. |
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Public Humiliation It's funny, rude, and weird, and you love it. Great gift, and hilarious to wear to a bar. Tell everyone you're tired of them all acting like fools. |
Jimmy crack corn Why does Jimmy crack corn? It's a question for the ages, and it's a perfect gift for the silly person in your life. Funny, and weird, it makes a great statement. |
Mona Lisa Sun It's the Mona Lisa's face in the middle of a sun. It's a weird, funny visual that's perfect for art lovers. I'm sure Leonardo Da Vinci never intended for it to be used this way, but it's cool. |
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Gravity brings me down Gravity always brings me down. Yeah, that gravity, she sucks. Weird and funny design. |
Duct Tape Silence Silence is golden, duct tape is silver says this funny t shirt with attitude. Some might find it offensive, but hey that's what the duct tape is for. |
Pull my finger Pull my finger, says this lovely weird design. Wait, let me leave the room before you . . . Oh, man, I said wait. |
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Broken Dreams Just another bum on the boulevard of broken dreams. Yeah, that's you. Funny, weird design. |
My butt is numb Do you wonder what the chocolate Easter Bunny says when you're not in the room? Wonder no more with this funny, witty t shirt. |
See you later, Alligator See you later, Alligator. After while, crocodile. It's a funny take on an old kids greeting, with two reptiles waving goodbye. |
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Little Black Cloud There's a little black cloud on my shirt today. And look, there's a graphic of a little black cloud! It's a funny play on an old Sting song, and I love this design. |
Skydiving is not for you If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Don't try try again, whatever you do. Funny, weird message on a t shirt. |
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