How old would you be? How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were? Satchel Paige said it, and truer words were never spoken. It's thought provoking. I'd be about 17, I think. |
Retired Poem DON'T arrive at the end well preserved but skid in sideways champagne in one hand chocolate in the other body all used up, screaming WOO HOO what a ride! |
Skinny Prayer It's the skinny prayer. I'm sure that thousands of people are saying it right now. Funny t shirt. |
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Chunky Dunk You don't skinny dip, you chunky dunk. It's a funny t shirt, and a great gag gift for the over the hill party. |
No Jogging This is a great reason to give up jogging . . . funny t shirt for the over the hill party, or just for the person you know who hates to jog. |
Retired I'm retired, now give my damn discount. Funny over the hill t shirt, perfect gift for the senior in your life. Know somebody who's not taking age lying down? This shirt is perfect for them. |
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Old and Unimproved Funny over the hill t shirt proclaims you old and unimproved, now with 1/3 more fat. Just the t shirt gift for the FOP(that's funny old person, pal) in your life. |
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