donkeys can talk, people can fly

Praise the LORD! What better way to show the world that you believe in the entire Bible, not just the "rational" parts that don't require faith or the goody-goody parts the liberal so-called "Christians" go on about!

God said it, it's in the bible, so it MUST be true! And anyone who disputes it is GOING TO HELL.

Praise our just, loving and merciful God!