Obey The Cocker Spaniel!

This Cocker Spaniel propaganda is a stunning tribute to Dog and country. Originally bred as a sporting dog simply to hunt Woodcock, the Cocker soon developed an insatiable hunger for world domination.

The Cocker Spaniel made its way into the Whitehouse in 1877, owning President Rutherford B. Hayes. (some say the Cocker Spaniel carried the South for Hayes, who won the disputed election by the narrowest of margins)

Now, like thousands of others under the Cocker's control, you can show your patriotism for this ruthless dictator with "Obey the Cocker Spaniel!" propaganda.

*The Cocker Spaniel recently began a plot to take over American Media, owning powerful figures including Oprah Winfrey.