My friends, welcome to the authentic and original DMO United Store.

Finally, you can have a little bit of Demosthenes, right in your own closet. Now that's kinky!

Now go get your fashion on!

DMO Grab Bag Find out what's rumbling around in DMO's head? You'll never know what you're going to get.	DMO United: The Baby Collection Now you can dress you baby, just like Demosthenes dresses his!
Original DMO Brand Get your DMO Brand goods here. Be a part of the worldwide phenomenon.	Elephant Ninja As big as an elephant... As stealthy as a ninja... He is the ultimate weapon!
Waffles Inc. There is only one Waffles, Inc. And there is only one Waffle Guy!	Demosthenes Museum Shoppe Now your favorites from the Demosthenes Museum can find their into your home.
SuperGenius The greatest, yet most warped, mind in the multiverse. SuperGenius: Demosthenes	DMO United FC This hippest soccer club this side of northwest England.
Ass Worldwide Asses know no borders.	random radio show The greatest thing to happen to L.A. radio since FM
Demosthenes Sports Authority Get the gear of your favorite teams.