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Finally, you can have a little bit of Demosthenes, right in your own closet. You know what that is? That's awesome with awesomesauce.

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DMO Grab Bag Find out what's rumbling around in DMO's head? You'll never know what you're going to get.	DMOunited Shop: Baby Collection Now you can dress you baby, just like Demosthenes dresses his!
Original DMOunited Get your original DMOunited goods here. Be a part of the worldwide phenomenon.	Elephant Ninja As big as an elephant... As stealthy as a ninja... He is the ultimate weapon!
Waffles Inc. There is only one Waffles, Inc. And there is only one Waffle Guy!	Demosthenes Museum Shoppe Now your favorites from the Demosthenes Museum can find their into your home.
DMO United FC This hippest soccer club this side of northwest England.	Ass Worldwide Asses know no borders.
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