Funny Maternity T-Shirts

Teewit.com is the best place to buy funny maternity t-shirts for expecting moms. Our t-shirts are available in regular clothing sizes, as well as maternity sizes so that you can choose the fit that is most comfortable for you. With so many choices, you're sure to find something you'll love. Great baby shower gifts for new mothers and much more. Find great ways to announce your pregnancy and surprise family members and friends with the news that you're expecting. Maternity T-Shirts available in pink, white, or black.

Momma Wants a Margarita

Momma Wants a Margarita
The baby wants cookies. Momma wants a margarita! We all know you're supposed to abstain from alcohol while pregnant, but that doesn't stop you from missing it!

Don't Touch the Belly!

Don't Touch the Belly!
Touch my belly and lose a hand! For those of you sick of people rubbing your tummy like it's some sort of lucky charm!

You're Looking at One Hot Mama to Be!

got baby?

got baby?
Got Baby? Let everyone know with this iconic design. Use it to announce a new pregnancy or show off your little one. Great for maternity (moms AND dads) and beyond!

So Crafty I Make People

I'll Show You Hormonal!

I'll Show You Hormonal!
Hormonal? Oh, you haven't SEEN hormonal yet! This funny maternity t-shirt and gift design is great for those days when hormones are raging.

Bringing Sexy Back (later!)

Warning: Swollen Ankles Ahead

Practice Makes Pregnant

Practice Makes Pregnant
Because practice doesn't just make perfect! This funny "Practice Makes Pregnant" design is for those of you daring enough to admit how much "effort" you put into getting pregnant!

What Happens in Vegas

Property of the Baby

I Have Gas

Mommy to Be Baby Download

Baby Girl Download in Progress

Baby Boy Download in Progress

Don't Call Me Huge!

Don't Call Me Huge!
Don't let people insult you because you're pregnant and just a teensy bit larger than you used to be. This funny maternity t-shirt lets them know that you're prepared to fight back.

Do My Shoes Match?

You Can Touch My Belly

You Can Touch My Belly
Yes! You can touch my belly. And if the baby doesn't kick you, I will!

Sympathy Belly (Dads)

Sympathy Belly (Dads)
Dad's just trying to make Mom feel better about gaining weight by working on a sympathy belly of his own.

Miss Cranky Pants

Hello, My Name is Mommy

Preggy, Preggy Hippo

Preggy, Preggy Hippo
Of course this hippo is hungry! She's pregnant! This funny vintage style maternity t-shirt and gift design is a great pop culture reference to your childhood.

Your Labor Stories Don't Help!

Labor Story Free Zone

I Thought I Was Just Fat

I Thought She Was Just Fat

I Thought Mom Was Just Fat

Buddha Belly

Buddha Belly
You have a beautiful Buddha belly, so why not let everyone know that you are proud of it?

Coming to a Hospital Near You!

Coming to a Hospital Near You!
Coming Soon - to a hospital near you!

World's Coolest Pregnant Woman

World's Coolest Pregnant Woman
You're looking at the world's coolest pregnant woman! Stare if you must. Funny pregnancy saying on maternity t-shirts and regularly sized shirts. Find one for dad in our "Gifts for Dads" section.

Bull's Eye!

Yes, I Know What Causes It

Yes, I Know What Causes It
Yes, I know what causes it!

Do Not Touch!

Pregnancy Routine

This Eggo is Preggo

This Eggo is Preggo
This eggo is preggo! This funny vintage style distressed design is available on maternity t-shirts as well as regularly sized shirts for early pregnancy.

I Can Lose the Weight

Real Men Change Diapers

Real Men Change Diapers
Real men change diapers. The rest get run over by angry women!

Working on a Full House

Working on a Full House
Working on three of a kind? You've got the makings of a full house! This funny poker reference is a great maternity t-shirt or gift for new moms and dads to be.

Why? Do I Look Pregnant?

Hand Over the Ice Cream!

Hand Over the Ice Cream!
Give me the ice cream, and nobody gets hurt!

I'm Cuter When I'm Not Fat

Knocked Up

There Goes My Flat Belly

There Goes Her Flat Belly

Beer Belly

Food Baby

There Goes My Youth

Nausea Make Me Look Green

I'm Going to be a Mommy!

I'm Going to be a Mommy Again!

Sleep?  What's That?

Sleep? What's That?
From pregnancy to staying up all night with a newborn, sleep becomes a precious commodity!

Next Time I'm Adopting.

Get Your OWN Baby!

Dingo Bait

Dingo Bait
Worried that a dingo might eat your baby? You might want to watch out for yourself too! As soon as you get pregnant, you become "Dingo Bait"!

Does that Come w/ Pickles?

Does that Come w/ Pickles?
Does that come with pickles?

What's Kickin'?

I'm Not Buddha!

I'm Not Buddha!
Yet another funny way to tell people to stop touching your tummy. This funny design says, "I'm Not Buddha! Don't Rub My Belly".

Bun in the Oven

Bun in the Oven
Do you have a bun in the oven? Let everyone know with this funny maternity design featuring an actual bun baking in an oven. We've situated it a little lower so that it's actually close to your belly.

Two Pink Lines (Positive)

Two Pink Lines (Positive)
Let everyone know that the pregnancy test was positive! These "Two Pink Lines" designs are a great and funny way to surprise everyone and announce your pregnancy. Several designs to choose from!

Hands off the Merchandise!

Hands off the Merchandise!
Want people to keep their hands off you? Just wear our "Hands off the Merchandise" design (available in green, black, pink, or blue) and we're pretty sure you'll get your point across!

Please Don't Touch My Belly

Please Don't Touch My Belly
Want people to leave your poor belly alone, but you don't want to appear rude? Wear our, "Please Don't Touch My Belly" design to get your point across politely.

Pregnancy Copyright

Pregnancy Copyright
This adorable and funny copyright design is available in 2007-2009 (for due date or year of conception). Find it on bibs, Creepers, and t-shirts in our children's section dating back to 1996.

Grandparent to Be

Grandparent to Be
Use these "Grandparent to Be" designs to announce a new pregnancy or just to let the grandparents to be show off. Available in several name variations, from Nana to Opa and everything in between!

Proud Mama To Be

Proud Mama To Be
Perfect for the proud mother to be! Look in our "Gifts for Fathers" section to find this design in "Proud Daddy To Be".

Mommy (and More!) to Be

Mommy (and More!) to Be
Announce your pregnancy with these designs. In versions for the whole family, including Daddy to Be, Aunt to Be, Uncle to Be, Big Sister to Be, Big Brother to Be, Godfather to Be, and Godmother to Be.

Barcode Pregnant

Barcode Pregnant
This barcode design says, "Pregnant". It's a great way to announce a pregnancy. See how long it takes them to figure it out!

Cautionary Whale

Cautionary Whale
Forget "Cautionary Tale", once you're huge and pregnant, you become a "Cautionary Whale" instead!

Baby Alphabet Soup

Baby Alphabet Soup
Spell it out for everyone with our cute "Baby Alphabet Soup" design featuring a steaming bowl of soup with the word, "Baby" spelled in noodle letters.

Pregnancy is NOT easy!

Pregnancy is NOT easy!
Pregnancy is NOT sunshine and roses. I can barf on you to prove it! This funny maternity design is for all of you with swollen ankles and morning sickness.

Princess  (carriage)

Princess (carriage)
Announcement everyone! The Princess is Pregnant! Bow at her feet, rub them, and bring her ice cream!

Watermelon Smuggler

Watermelon Smuggler
Do you look like you're smuggling a watermelon under your shirt? This adorable pink and green "Watermelon Smuggler" design is a great way to show your pregnancy sense of humor.

Belly Laughs

Belly Laughs
Find lots of sweet and funny maternity t-shirts from the baby's point of view. We've got lots of Belly Laughs!

I'm Due In...

I'm Due In...
Let your belly do the talking with our "See You In..." designs. We've got them for every month and all stages of pregnancy. Your little one can let everyone know when you're due.

Baby Girl

Baby Boy

Baby Mama

Baby Daddy

Limited Time Boob Job

Limited Time Boob Job
I got a boob job! (Disclaimer: Limited Time Only). For those of you who have noticed the breast enhancing effects of pregnancy.

Rock Hard Abs (Someday!)

Rock Hard Abs (Someday!)
Rock hard abs... Someday!

He Got Me Pregnant!

He Got Me Pregnant!
He got me pregnant! If you want to announce your pregnancy, then this funny maternity t-shirt and gift design is perfect. Available on regular sized t-shirts for early pregnancy as well.

I Got Her Pregnant!

I Got Her Pregnant!
Want to surprise him and let him know he's going to be a father? This funny pregnancy t-shirt and gift design is a great way to announce to everyone that there's a baby on the way!

Practice Makes Pregnant (2)

I'm with Stupid

I'm with Stupid
This funny maternity design is a play on the old "I'm with Stupid" arrow designs. This arrow points straight up at you! Because your baby has a sense of humor and isn't even here yet.

Fifty Percent Sure-Girl

Fifty Percent Sure-Girl
We're 50% sure it's a girl!

Fifty Percent Sure-Boy

Fifty Percent Sure-Boy
A little tired of people asking the gender of your baby? This design says, "We're 50% sure it's a boy."

Fifty Percent Sure It's a Baby

Fifty Percent Sure It's a Baby
Forget gender, we're just hoping this thing is human!

Hormonally Challenged

I have to pee...

I have to pee...
I have a pea in the pod. That means I have to pee. A lot. I mean ALL THE TIME. So if you could find it in your heart to get out of my way, I'd really appreciate it!

I'm Not Having Twins (1)

I'm Not Having Twins (2)

Pea in the Pod (arrow)

Two Peas in the Pod (twins)

Three Peas in the Pod (triplets)

Babylicious

Don't Ask My Weight!

Don't Ask My Weight!
Tired of people asking you just how much weight you've put on? Let them know that the last person who asked you how much you weigh was eaten alive. Perhaps they'd like to be next...

Does this baby make me look fat?

Does this baby make me look fat?
Does This Baby Make Me Look Fat?

We're Hungry

Epidural please! (red target on back)

Epidural please! (red target on back)
If you're ready for your epidural, and you're only one month along, then this funny shirt is for you!

Back away from the pregnant one!

Back away from the pregnant one!
Back away from the annoyed pregnant woman! She's cranky and cannot be held responsible for her actions!

Overdue and Overdramatic

Overdue and Overdramatic
Pregnancy can be overwhelming, but when you're overdue it can be downright annoying! Feeling dramatic? Try our funny "Overdue and Overdramatic" design.

Eating for Ten

Eating for Ten
Eating for two is for sissies! Women with REAL cravings take it up a notch (or several notches!) to "Eating for Ten"!

Pregnant Princess

There's the rub!

There's the rub!
So now you're saying, "All I wanted was a backrub". Sorry ladies, that's just how this whole pregnancy thing can get started! This one's also funny for the men in your lives.

Preggo

Birth Control is for Sissies

It's Not Easy Being Queasy

It's Not Easy Being Queasy
It's Not Easy Being Queasy! This funny maternity design is even written in that lovely shade of green you turn when you're nauseated.

Baby Pirate on Board

Baby Pirate on Board
Aarrggh! Beware, there be pirates in this here shirt! This pirate design features a skull with sword crossbones, and the words, "Pirate on Board".

Who's the dad?

Body by Baby

Think Thin

Gettin' round

Shoplifter Belly

Move in Special!

It's a Pillow (Belly)

Please Feed Me

Virgin

The Rabbit Died!

The Rabbit Died!
Announce a new baby with this "Rabbit Died" design! The idea goes back to the 1920's when rabbits were used to determine pregnancy. According to legend, if the rabbit died, then a baby was on the way!

It's a Girl (blocks)

It's a Girl (blocks)
This "It's a Girl" alphabet block design is available in green or multicolor blocks. What a great way to announce Baby's gender! Surprise your family and friends.

It's a Boy! Blocks

It's a Boy! Blocks
This "It's a Boy" alphabet block design is available in blue or multicolor. Great for the mom or dad to be to announce the newest family member's gender!

MILF

Don't mess with me!

Hot mama!

Designated Preggo

No Smoking

Baby on Board

It's a boy

It's a girl!

Pumpkin Belly

Pumpkin Belly
This funny Pumpkin Belly maternity t-shirt features a big round pumpkin placed on the belly of the tee. Great for Autumn pregnancies!

Watermelon Belly

Watermelon Belly
This bright green watermelon is placed right on the belly of our maternity t-shirt.

Basketball Belly

Basketball Belly
Are you hiding a basketball under your shirt? These funny maternity t-shirts feature a basketball on the belly.

Beach Ball Belly

Beach Ball Belly
Does it look like you're carrying a beach ball? This adorable maternity t-shirt features a colorful beach ball printed on the belly.

Soccerball Belly

Soccerball Belly
Is that a socerball in there? This cute maternity t-shirt features a soccerball on the belly.




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