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Zombies Eat Brains

The Road of Life, The Universe, and Everything

Keep Staring

Manufactured in Michigan

Why I Otter

Funny Bunny

The Hog & The Dog

Pregosaurus

LOVE

Hello My Name Is...

Nun Chucks

Wanna Wrestle?

Best Trade Ever

Triple Nerd Score

Prelude Du Fornication

Don't Believe The Lie

Braille Love Is Blind

Stop Wars

Stop! Hammer Time.

F#ck Cancer

aMAIZEing

Thesaurus

Smile If You Aren't Wearing Underwear

Parties Last Longer With A Keg

Goat Roast At 3

Fencing

Kicks in the 616

Give A Hoot

Dam It.

Acute Angle

Nut Thief

Business Time

Drive Defensively

Wingman

Awkward Sexual Advances

Dirty Pirate Mouth

Whips And Chains Excite Me

I Think His Tractor Is Sexy

She Thinks My Tractor Is Sexy

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Motor Boat

El Diablo

Warranty Void If Removed

I Feel A Sin Coming On!

Punk Rock Sucks Now

I've Got Greece On My Shirt!

I'm So Retro

Crop Duster

Blow Me

Good To Be A Gangster

Beer

Illegal Alien

AD HD

Rock and Roll

Thor's Hammer

I Like Pig Butts

Paddle Faster

1 Up

You Don't Gnome Me!

Hi Mom!

Half The Battle

How I Roll

The Shocker!

Cobra Commander

HAL 360

Achievement Unlocked!

Shuttlecock!

Ninja Farts

I'm Here To Pillage Your Village!

In the Cross Hairs

8 Bit Cherry

What Happens In Vegas

Masor League Amish

Major League SCUBA

Major League 360

Florida: America's Wang

I Vacation In Detroit

Bloody Peace

Tigers Love Pepper

No Fat Chicks

Tribal Shark

Life's Little Twinkie Meter Will Be At Zero!

Save Ferris

Zombie Repellent

Humpa Humpa Burnin' Love

John Camel

I'm Just A Tool.

Wanna Hump?

Never Met A Zombie I Didn't Kill

In Case of Zombie Emergency

Never Normal

You Are A Douche!

Loose Tweets

Nascar is Boring

STFU

Full Metal

Brass Knuckles

Biohazzard

Body of a God

Evolution of The Zombie

The Toxic Avenger

Abide

Ice Ice Baby

Fight Apathy, Or Don't

Never Forget

I Believe You Have My Stapler

Static

I Love To Motorboat!

Equal Opportunity Offender

Equal Opportunity Offender
Don't care you you tick off? I sure don't!

Gummi

Gummi
To be completely honest I have no clue why I made this one.

Hammer Time

I'd Hit It... With A Crowbar!

I'd Hit It... With A Crowbar!
What a handy tool. Not the crowbar, I'm handy and I'm a tool.

I'm A Problem Solver

I'm A Problem Solver
I would love to listen to all of your problems and do what I can to solve them.

Just Give Me The Coffee

Nautical Star

Nautical Star
You will find your way home, where ever home may be.

Neuter The Weirdos!

Neuter The Weirdos!
Who hasn't thought that this was a wonderful idea at one time or another?

No Flash Photography

No Flash Photography
Let the paparazzi know that you mean business!

One Way

Pirates, Lasers, Ninjas, and Stuff

The F Bomb.

The F Bomb.
Been known to drop the f bomb? Why not be up front about it?

Thin Line Between Love & Hate

Thin Line Between Love & Hate
So thin in fact that you could almost say that they mirror each other.

Vagatarian.

Vagatarian.
I try to get a full serving of vagtables every day!

Wanna Pet My Wiener?

Wanna Pet My Wiener?
Well do ya? Huh? Huh?

What a Weiner!

What a Weiner!
Proof that your wiener is the champion!

You Are Being Monitored

You Are Being Monitored
Ever get the feeling that you are being watched?

Zombie Kill Of The Week

Zombie Kill Of The Week
Let all of the other survivors that you've earned "Kill of the Week."


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» Zombies Eat Brains
» The Road of Life, The Universe, and Everything
» Keep Staring
» Manufactured in Michigan
» Why I Otter
» Funny Bunny
» The Hog & The Dog
» Pregosaurus
» LOVE
» Hello My Name Is...
» Nun Chucks
» Wanna Wrestle?
» Best Trade Ever
» Triple Nerd Score
» Prelude Du Fornication
» Don't Believe The Lie
» Braille Love Is Blind
» Stop Wars
» Stop! Hammer Time.
» F#ck Cancer
» aMAIZEing
» Thesaurus
» Smile If You Aren't Wearing Underwear
» Parties Last Longer With A Keg
» Goat Roast At 3
» Fencing
» Kicks in the 616
» Give A Hoot
» Dam It.
» Acute Angle
» Nut Thief
» Business Time
» Drive Defensively
» Wingman
» Awkward Sexual Advances
» Dirty Pirate Mouth
» Whips And Chains Excite Me
» I Think His Tractor Is Sexy
» She Thinks My Tractor Is Sexy
» Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
» Motor Boat
» El Diablo
» Warranty Void If Removed
» I Feel A Sin Coming On!
» Punk Rock Sucks Now
» I've Got Greece On My Shirt!
» I'm So Retro
» Crop Duster
» Blow Me
» Good To Be A Gangster
» Beer
» Illegal Alien
» AD HD
» Rock and Roll
» Thor's Hammer
» I Like Pig Butts
» Paddle Faster
» 1 Up
» You Don't Gnome Me!
» Hi Mom!
» Half The Battle
» How I Roll
» The Shocker!
» Cobra Commander
» HAL 360
» Achievement Unlocked!
» Shuttlecock!
» Ninja Farts
» I'm Here To Pillage Your Village!
» In the Cross Hairs
» 8 Bit Cherry
» What Happens In Vegas
» Masor League Amish
» Major League SCUBA
» Major League 360
» Florida: America's Wang
» I Vacation In Detroit
» Bloody Peace
» Tigers Love Pepper
» No Fat Chicks
» Tribal Shark
» Life's Little Twinkie Meter Will Be At Zero!
» Save Ferris
» Zombie Repellent
» Humpa Humpa Burnin' Love
» John Camel
» I'm Just A Tool.
» Wanna Hump?
» Never Met A Zombie I Didn't Kill
» In Case of Zombie Emergency
» Never Normal
» You Are A Douche!
» Loose Tweets
» Nascar is Boring
» STFU
» Full Metal
» Brass Knuckles
» Biohazzard
» Body of a God
» Evolution of The Zombie
» The Toxic Avenger
» Abide
» Ice Ice Baby
» Fight Apathy, Or Don't
» Never Forget
» I Believe You Have My Stapler
» Static
» I Love To Motorboat!
» Equal Opportunity Offender
» Gummi
» Hammer Time
» I'd Hit It... With A Crowbar!
» I'm A Problem Solver
» Just Give Me The Coffee
» Nautical Star
» Neuter The Weirdos!
» No Flash Photography
» One Way
» Pirates, Lasers, Ninjas, and Stuff
» The F Bomb.
» Thin Line Between Love & Hate
» Vagatarian.
» Wanna Pet My Wiener?
» What a Weiner!
» You Are Being Monitored
» Zombie Kill Of The Week

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Southwest Michigan
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