(the below text is jest silly, space-frilly for now)
You will find some super-cool Devil Whiskey game-based stuff here!!
It's the coolest!
All your nerdy friends will be Super-Dupe Her Impressed!!
And suddenly, you'll start making lots of new, Super-WayCool friends!
(who won't pick on you as much -- which'll be cool, eh? -those wedgies really R a pain in the tookass! :()
And remember: if you don't buy something Super-Cool here--Right NOW,
then Ogres & Death Stalkers will savage you. And give you an entire case of the Willies.
All will become utterly, devastatingly Night-Marish!!!! Aaarrrgghhh!!!!
So be coolwise & buy some stuff right now! ..Or, now is ok.
Brought to you by:
Your Sooper-cool, new friends all fresh & refreshed from brewing (& consuming) The Devil's Whiskey.
Pulease...just 5 more minutes!?!
Why not! ?