Deven Green - Face Full of Fashion Store 
   
 
» UNDERLINE YOU
» I EXPECT YOU GONE IN THE MORNING
» WELL HELLO...
» I'M A SAUCY BOOZEHOUND
» I HAVE PORN MOUTH
» BIRTH WEIGHT
» I READ PORN TO THE BLIND
» I NEED SOME TROUSER GRAVY
» I'M A PIRATE
» I HAVE A HUGE VAJEENE
» I GAVE MYSELF A CAMEL TOE!
» I WAS BORN WITH PUBIC HAIR!
» MY LADY HAMPER IS DIRTY
» DON'T TALK I'M NOT LISTENING
» YES YOU CAN'T HAVE ME
» I HEARD YES!
» Hoot Kaw Cluck
» I'M GOING TO JUDGE YOU
» I'M 100% 50/50
» KUDOS ME!
» THAT WAS ACTING. THANK YOU.
» F.U. F.Y.I.
» * BANG BANG *
» WHEN YOU EAT YOU'RE JUST A VACUUM WITH NIPPLES
» LOOK AT ALL THE GOOD I DO...
» I NEVER MET A ZIPPER THAT DIDN'T NEED A GOOD TUG
» AS LONG AS I DON'T BLEED OR CRY, I'LL DO IT
» MY SHIRT JUST THREW UP ON MY HEAD
» YOU DOUCHEBAGS
» THERE'S MY FACE! A FACE FULL OF FASHION!
» NICE GOING JUNKIES HERE'S YOUR YUM YUMS
» I NEVER MET A CARROT I DIDN'T LIKE...EXCEPT THIS O
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Well hello and welcome to Deven Green's 'FACE FULL OF FASHION' store! Cover your chest, dirty lady hamper, moose hoof or fuzzy mimosa with her most inappropriate sayings. Deven is an animal lover and donates the proceeds from this store to preventing camel toe.


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UNDERLINE YOU

UNDERLINE YOU
You need to be underlined. Then a firm bolding.

I EXPECT YOU GONE IN THE MORNING

I EXPECT YOU GONE IN THE MORNING
Tricks are meant to disappear in the morning - that's magic!

WELL HELLO...

WELL HELLO...
Well hello...hookers.

I'M A SAUCY BOOZEHOUND

I'M A SAUCY BOOZEHOUND
Prepare for your walk of shame.

I HAVE PORN MOUTH

I HAVE PORN MOUTH
A perfect o-ring.

BIRTH WEIGHT

BIRTH WEIGHT
I want you in complete organ failure.

I READ PORN TO THE BLIND

I READ PORN TO THE BLIND
Look at all the good you do.

I NEED SOME TROUSER GRAVY

I NEED SOME TROUSER GRAVY
You are full of it!

I'M A PIRATE

I'M A PIRATE
Yes you are.

I HAVE A HUGE VAJEENE

I HAVE A HUGE VAJEENE
I need to underline your huge vajeene.

I GAVE MYSELF A CAMEL TOE!

I GAVE MYSELF A CAMEL TOE!
You are very talented to give yourself a camel toe and not the Dorothy Hamill kind.

I WAS BORN WITH PUBIC HAIR!

I WAS BORN WITH PUBIC HAIR!
So many hormones, so little time.

MY LADY HAMPER IS DIRTY

MY LADY HAMPER IS DIRTY
Dirty? It's FILTHY.

DON'T TALK I'M NOT LISTENING

DON'T TALK I'M NOT LISTENING
Unless you agree with everything I say.

YES YOU CAN'T HAVE ME

YES YOU CAN'T HAVE ME
Do you put out or not?

I HEARD YES!

I HEARD YES!
I have very selective hearing.

Hoot Kaw Cluck

Hoot Kaw Cluck
It's fowl.

I'M GOING TO JUDGE YOU

I'M GOING TO JUDGE YOU
Only shallow people don't judge by looks.

I'M 100% 50/50

I'M 100% 50/50
We know the bottom is 100% most of the time.

KUDOS ME!

KUDOS ME!
The world does revolve around you.

THAT WAS ACTING.      THANK YOU.

THAT WAS ACTING. THANK YOU.
Keep faking it...THAT you are good at.

F.U. F.Y.I.

F.U. F.Y.I.
F.U. F.Y.I. #FACT

* BANG BANG *

* BANG BANG *
Bang Bang, I'm an ass talker.

WHEN YOU EAT YOU'RE JUST A VACUUM WITH NIPPLES

LOOK AT ALL THE GOOD I DO...

LOOK AT ALL THE GOOD I DO...
Don't they realize your greatness?

I NEVER MET A ZIPPER THAT DIDN'T NEED A GOOD TUG

I NEVER MET A ZIPPER THAT DIDN'T NEED A GOOD TUG
Pull down zipper, examine contents and be glad that relief is just a swallow away.

AS LONG AS I DON'T BLEED OR CRY, I'LL DO IT

MY SHIRT JUST THREW UP ON MY HEAD

MY SHIRT JUST THREW UP ON MY HEAD
Ugly articles of clothing shouldn't match they should just GO.

YOU DOUCHEBAGS

YOU DOUCHEBAGS
Douchebags are attracted to you.

THERE'S MY FACE! A FACE FULL OF FASHION!

NICE GOING JUNKIES HERE'S YOUR YUM YUMS

NICE GOING JUNKIES HERE'S YOUR YUM YUMS
Give treats to those beneath yoU.

I NEVER MET A CARROT I DIDN'T LIKE...EXCEPT THIS O

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