Well hello and welcome to Deven Green's 'FACE FULL OF FASHION' store! Cover your chest, dirty lady hamper, moose hoof or fuzzy mimosa with her most inappropriate sayings. Deven is an animal lover and donates the proceeds from this store to preventing camel toe.
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Can't decide which is your favourite saying? Well this T-shirt lets you pick them all! And, it will fit right over your perky silver dollars. What is thish wordsh? Brad Sharp knows! THANK YOU B.S.
Carrots are the bitches of the root world and vegetable platters. If I don't like you then something is wrong with YOU.
What an offer!
Perfect to wear when you hire your local dominatrix.
Stop eating and get all boney...just like a newborn baby! Jutting hips and protruding ribs are in this year!
You are saucy, nasty and ready for more booze. Show this to any bartender for a free refill. That attitude of yours is useless if you don't put out. Prepare for your walk of shame...it's worth it.
Is your vajeene so huge you had to underline it? It may also need some BOLDing.
So many people want your face full of fashion. You give good face and your face is part of your head so you give good...
Let the world know...God knows I do. Point of Interest: Porn mouth compliments your shit eating grin.
Some pervs need more gravy than others. So keep telling your friends that you love man junk.
Official tester of the YKK. Pull down zipper, examine contents and be glad that relief is just a swallow away.
You are very talented to give yourself a camel toe and not the Dorothy Hamill kind.
Your hormones were raging from an early age yet you have a sluggish libido now - odd. All that hair can only mean that I love bears.
You inhale your food so hard I wonder if you need teeth anymore? Your suction is commendable. No wonder why your nipples are hard.
Dirty? It's FILTHY. Who knows what is going on down there in your cavernous fist box. Take your mess to the dry cleaners. At least you are honest (you have 11 more steps to go).
Three uglies nary an outfit make - what crap did you cover yourself with today? Oh right! More nasties from your wardrobe.
Unless you agree with everything I say or I hear a compliment then you remain Helen Keller to me.
Your chest camel toe got you some work and some play. Now go thank the man who bought them for you.
Do you put out or not? Open wide and keep them guessing.
Ass Talker? Yes? Bang Bang! Oh you banged me. Respond in kind.
Of course you are. You are also too lazy to make a costume. All those men, so little booze.
Hey porn owl! We can never forget that Donna Mills decided not to use cucumber slices but the entire vegetable. For buying this t-shirt I give you a 9, what ever comes after 10 and a cocoa finger.
Only shallow people don't judge by looks. Start your new one-night relationship with a touch of honesty up front. Your instincts are correct...they are guilty!
Welcome to your new t-shirt. When someone sees this for the first time they will say it OUT LOUD "Well Hello..." You got yourself a new friend who can read thish wordsh.
Bet you are great with invalids or the homeless. We are all here to learn...just not from you.
Who failed math? You did! You also can't make up your mind...but we already knew that about you. Try saying YES.
This is the sound of a) air escaping b) reaction to a girl smell or c) combination of both. Nature note: seagulls follow the smell of used fish.
Don't even be seen talking to douche bags! Get some new friends and a fistful of integrity.
Show everyone how great you are and how thankful you are for YOU! Who gets the praise for anything? YOU! Who takes credit when it lay elsewhere? YOU! The world does revolve around you.
Let us know you were faking it, then take a bow.
Don't they realize your greatness? Tell them you just opened a brothel in Africa like Ofrah Whinney.
What is thish wordsh? Thank God we can all read individual letters. Letters that indicate the following: Fuck You - You aren't tapping any of THIS (point to your freeway whiskers) tonight.
Why would you have learned to read? Unfortunately your friends need the Rosetta stone to decipher the crap that comes out of your mouth. It's like fucking a moron.
Maybe you need a personal tutor to get an A because you don't want to be F'd do you?
If you need this T-shirt you may also need a turban or some bon mots or some bunny buttons. Ugly articles of clothing shouldn't match they should just GO.
Give treats to those beneath you, then walk over them as you claw and scratch your way to the top.
I forgot what to write...uh oh. Syphilis does not prevent you from sleeping with more than one person at once.
Nooners are for hookers and puss eaters. We all know WHAT you ate for lunch...the question is WHO.
You mean whore - you are a whore - you are with a whore - you are whore-esque!
Clean your colon and get down to your birth weight with these garments. Good for farmers with scatological predilections. Wear to your next ho-down.
I bet you didn't know this was how you spelled kaleidoscope. I double bet those shape shifters have stolen your heart several times. Come here and I will protect you.
I'm your sister, PIVOT-BALL-CHANGE! Do it, dance it, make out with it, own it, work it, finger it, but don't mess it up. Seriously, it's only 3 steps.
YAY! Overact while you model please. Arch your back, flip your neck, smirk, glare but be more unnatural. Annnnddddddd DONE!
You should have your own TV show so we presume that you have your own theme song which we hear every time you enter a room. Keep thinking you are TV ready...we'll keep laughing behind your back.
Your vetting process has fewer restrictions...just like your face hole. Starting today you will always put out for less and less.