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» I NEVER MET A CARROT I DIDN'T LIKE...EXCEPT THIS O
» AS LONG AS I DON'T BLEED OR CRY, I'LL DO IT
» BIRTH WEIGHT
» I'M A SAUCY BOOZEHOUND
» I HAVE A HUGE VAJEENE
» THERE'S MY FACE! A FACE FULL OF FASHION!
» I HAVE PORN MOUTH
» I NEED SOME TROUSER GRAVY
» I NEVER MET A ZIPPER THAT DIDN'T NEED A GOOD TUG
» I GAVE MYSELF A CAMEL TOE!
» I WAS BORN WITH PUBIC HAIR!
» WHEN YOU EAT YOU'RE JUST A VACUUM WITH NIPPLES
» MY LADY HAMPER IS DIRTY
» LOOK! MORE NASTIES FROM YOUR WARDROBE
» DON'T TALK I'M NOT LISTENING
» THANK YOUR BREASTS...THEN YOUR DADDY
» YES YOU CAN'T HAVE ME
» * BANG BANG *
» I'M A PIRATE
» * HOOT *
» I'M GOING TO JUDGE YOU
» WELL HELLO...
» I READ PORN TO THE BLIND
» I'M 100% 50/50
» WHOOSH...SEAGULLS
» ARE YOU DOUCHE BAGS TALKING ABOUT HOW GREAT I AM?
» KUDOS ME!
» THAT WAS ACTING. THANK YOU.
» LOOK AT ALL THE GOOD I DO...
» F.U. F.Y.I.
» WHAT THE HELL IS THISH WORDSH?
» YOU CAN MAKE THE WORDS AS BIG AS YOU WANT, I STILL
» MY SHIRT JUST THREW UP ON MY HEAD
» NICE GOING JUNKIES HERE'S YOUR YUM YUMS
» YOU CAN'T REMEMBER A THING WHEN YOU HAVE SYPHILIS
» MEOW, MEOW I JUST BURPED UP LUNCH.
» THIS MEANS WHORE
» I EAT SO MUCH FOWL I SHIT FEATHERS
» THE KALEIDOSCOPE PEOPLE WILL STEAL YOUR HEART
» PIVOT-BALL-CHANGE!
» TURN AROUND UNNATURALLY, AND DONE!
» I PRESUME YOU HAVE YOUR OWN THEME SONG
» SO I PUT OUT


 
 

Well hello and welcome to Deven Green's 'FACE FULL OF FASHION' store! Cover your chest, dirty lady hamper, moose hoof or fuzzy mimosa with her most inappropriate sayings. Deven is an animal lover and donates the proceeds from this store to preventing camel toe.


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iPhone Covers

DEVEN GREEN GALORE

DEVEN GREEN GALORE
Can't decide which is your favourite saying? Well this T-shirt lets you pick them all! And, it will fit right over your perky silver dollars. What is thish wordsh? Brad Sharp knows! THANK YOU B.S.

I NEVER MET A CARROT I DIDN'T LIKE...EXCEPT THIS O

I NEVER MET A CARROT I DIDN'T LIKE...EXCEPT THIS O
Carrots are the bitches of the root world and vegetable platters. If I don't like you then something is wrong with YOU.

AS LONG AS I DON'T BLEED OR CRY, I'LL DO IT

AS LONG AS I DON'T BLEED OR CRY, I'LL DO IT
What an offer!
Perfect to wear when you hire your local dominatrix.

BIRTH WEIGHT

BIRTH WEIGHT
Stop eating and get all boney...just like a newborn baby! Jutting hips and protruding ribs are in this year!

I'M A SAUCY BOOZEHOUND

I'M A SAUCY BOOZEHOUND
You are saucy, nasty and ready for more booze. Show this to any bartender for a free refill. That attitude of yours is useless if you don't put out. Prepare for your walk of shame...it's worth it.

I HAVE A HUGE VAJEENE

I HAVE A HUGE VAJEENE
Is your vajeene so huge you had to underline it? It may also need some BOLDing.

THERE'S MY FACE! A FACE FULL OF FASHION!

THERE'S MY FACE! A FACE FULL OF FASHION!
So many people want your face full of fashion. You give good face and your face is part of your head so you give good...

I HAVE PORN MOUTH

I HAVE PORN MOUTH
Let the world know...God knows I do. Point of Interest: Porn mouth compliments your shit eating grin.

I NEED SOME TROUSER GRAVY

I NEED SOME TROUSER GRAVY
Some pervs need more gravy than others. So keep telling your friends that you love man junk.

I NEVER MET A ZIPPER THAT DIDN'T NEED A GOOD TUG

I NEVER MET A ZIPPER THAT DIDN'T NEED A GOOD TUG
Official tester of the YKK. Pull down zipper, examine contents and be glad that relief is just a swallow away.

I GAVE MYSELF A CAMEL TOE!

I GAVE MYSELF A CAMEL TOE!
You are very talented to give yourself a camel toe and not the Dorothy Hamill kind.

I WAS BORN WITH PUBIC HAIR!

I WAS BORN WITH PUBIC HAIR!
Your hormones were raging from an early age yet you have a sluggish libido now - odd. All that hair can only mean that I love bears.

WHEN YOU EAT YOU'RE JUST A VACUUM WITH NIPPLES

WHEN YOU EAT YOU'RE JUST A VACUUM WITH NIPPLES
You inhale your food so hard I wonder if you need teeth anymore? Your suction is commendable. No wonder why your nipples are hard.

MY LADY HAMPER IS DIRTY

MY LADY HAMPER IS DIRTY
Dirty? It's FILTHY. Who knows what is going on down there in your cavernous fist box. Take your mess to the dry cleaners. At least you are honest (you have 11 more steps to go).

LOOK! MORE NASTIES FROM YOUR WARDROBE

LOOK! MORE NASTIES FROM YOUR WARDROBE
Three uglies nary an outfit make - what crap did you cover yourself with today? Oh right! More nasties from your wardrobe.

DON'T TALK I'M NOT LISTENING

DON'T TALK I'M NOT LISTENING
Unless you agree with everything I say or I hear a compliment then you remain Helen Keller to me.

THANK YOUR BREASTS...THEN YOUR DADDY

THANK YOUR BREASTS...THEN YOUR DADDY
Your chest camel toe got you some work and some play. Now go thank the man who bought them for you.

YES YOU CAN'T HAVE ME

YES YOU CAN'T HAVE ME
Do you put out or not? Open wide and keep them guessing.

* BANG BANG *

* BANG BANG *
Ass Talker? Yes? Bang Bang! Oh you banged me. Respond in kind.

I'M A PIRATE

I'M A PIRATE
Of course you are. You are also too lazy to make a costume. All those men, so little booze.

* HOOT *

* HOOT *
Hey porn owl! We can never forget that Donna Mills decided not to use cucumber slices but the entire vegetable. For buying this t-shirt I give you a 9, what ever comes after 10 and a cocoa finger.

I'M GOING TO JUDGE YOU

I'M GOING TO JUDGE YOU
Only shallow people don't judge by looks. Start your new one-night relationship with a touch of honesty up front. Your instincts are correct...they are guilty!

WELL HELLO...

WELL HELLO...
Welcome to your new t-shirt. When someone sees this for the first time they will say it OUT LOUD "Well Hello..." You got yourself a new friend who can read thish wordsh.

I READ PORN TO THE BLIND

I READ PORN TO THE BLIND
Bet you are great with invalids or the homeless. We are all here to learn...just not from you.

I'M 100% 50/50

I'M 100% 50/50
Who failed math? You did! You also can't make up your mind...but we already knew that about you. Try saying YES.

WHOOSH...SEAGULLS

WHOOSH...SEAGULLS
This is the sound of a) air escaping b) reaction to a girl smell or c) combination of both. Nature note: seagulls follow the smell of used fish.

ARE YOU DOUCHE BAGS TALKING ABOUT HOW GREAT I AM?

ARE YOU DOUCHE BAGS TALKING ABOUT HOW GREAT I AM?
Don't even be seen talking to douche bags! Get some new friends and a fistful of integrity.

KUDOS ME!

KUDOS ME!
Show everyone how great you are and how thankful you are for YOU! Who gets the praise for anything? YOU! Who takes credit when it lay elsewhere? YOU! The world does revolve around you.

THAT WAS ACTING.      THANK YOU.

THAT WAS ACTING. THANK YOU.
Let us know you were faking it, then take a bow.

LOOK AT ALL THE GOOD I DO...

LOOK AT ALL THE GOOD I DO...
Don't they realize your greatness? Tell them you just opened a brothel in Africa like Ofrah Whinney.

F.U. F.Y.I.

F.U. F.Y.I.
What is thish wordsh? Thank God we can all read individual letters. Letters that indicate the following: Fuck You - You aren't tapping any of THIS (point to your freeway whiskers) tonight.

WHAT THE HELL IS THISH WORDSH?

WHAT THE HELL IS THISH WORDSH?
Why would you have learned to read? Unfortunately your friends need the Rosetta stone to decipher the crap that comes out of your mouth. It's like fucking a moron.

YOU CAN MAKE THE WORDS AS BIG AS YOU WANT, I STILL

YOU CAN MAKE THE WORDS AS BIG AS YOU WANT, I STILL
Maybe you need a personal tutor to get an A because you don't want to be F'd do you?

MY SHIRT JUST THREW UP ON MY HEAD

MY SHIRT JUST THREW UP ON MY HEAD
If you need this T-shirt you may also need a turban or some bon mots or some bunny buttons. Ugly articles of clothing shouldn't match they should just GO.

NICE GOING JUNKIES HERE'S YOUR YUM YUMS

NICE GOING JUNKIES HERE'S YOUR YUM YUMS
Give treats to those beneath you, then walk over them as you claw and scratch your way to the top.

YOU CAN'T REMEMBER A THING WHEN YOU HAVE SYPHILIS

YOU CAN'T REMEMBER A THING WHEN YOU HAVE SYPHILIS
I forgot what to write...uh oh. Syphilis does not prevent you from sleeping with more than one person at once.

MEOW, MEOW I JUST BURPED UP LUNCH.

MEOW, MEOW I JUST BURPED UP LUNCH.
Nooners are for hookers and puss eaters. We all know WHAT you ate for lunch...the question is WHO.

THIS MEANS WHORE

THIS MEANS WHORE
You mean whore - you are a whore - you are with a whore - you are whore-esque!

I EAT SO MUCH FOWL I SHIT FEATHERS

I EAT SO MUCH FOWL I SHIT FEATHERS
Clean your colon and get down to your birth weight with these garments. Good for farmers with scatological predilections. Wear to your next ho-down.

THE KALEIDOSCOPE PEOPLE WILL STEAL YOUR HEART

THE KALEIDOSCOPE PEOPLE WILL STEAL YOUR HEART
I bet you didn't know this was how you spelled kaleidoscope. I double bet those shape shifters have stolen your heart several times. Come here and I will protect you.

PIVOT-BALL-CHANGE!

PIVOT-BALL-CHANGE!
I'm your sister, PIVOT-BALL-CHANGE! Do it, dance it, make out with it, own it, work it, finger it, but don't mess it up. Seriously, it's only 3 steps.

TURN AROUND UNNATURALLY, AND DONE!

TURN AROUND UNNATURALLY, AND DONE!
YAY! Overact while you model please. Arch your back, flip your neck, smirk, glare but be more unnatural. Annnnddddddd DONE!

I PRESUME YOU HAVE YOUR OWN THEME SONG

I PRESUME YOU HAVE YOUR OWN THEME SONG
You should have your own TV show so we presume that you have your own theme song which we hear every time you enter a room. Keep thinking you are TV ready...we'll keep laughing behind your back.

SO I PUT OUT

SO I PUT OUT
Your vetting process has fewer restrictions...just like your face hole. Starting today you will always put out for less and less.


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