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Gear for a generation of degenerates.

Evolution Is a Fact

Evolution Is a Fact
People mistakenly call evolution a theory. "Evolution by natural selection" is the theory which explains evolution, which is a fact.

Survival Machine for a Selfish Gene

Survival Machine for a Selfish Gene
With a nod to evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins, we present the Survival Machine for a Selfish Gene.

Specialty Occasion

Specialty Occasion
Tired of the same boring greeting cards? Want to put a little more personality in your announcements? Do you wish there were greeting cards for those more obscure holidays? We're here for you.

Reason for the Seasons

Reason for the Seasons
Perfect for teachers, science geeks, smart-aleks or anyone else for that matter.

Elder Things T-Shirt

Elder Things T-Shirt
The Elder Things went to Carcosa, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. Cthulhu mythos fans will love this humorous shirt!

Hastur

Hastur
Don't waste time deciding who is worthy and who is not; Hastur will deal with those details later.

Atheism/Non-Belief

Atheism/Non-Belief
If Jesus loves you, then you shouldn't visit this section. He'll know if you do. He's always watching.

Make Shanks

Make Shanks
Life advice from the prison yard. When life gives you toothbrushes, make shanks!

After Your Skull

After Your Skull
Have you ever been accused of only wanting "one thing"? Why not let them know what you're really after?

Rorschach

Rorschach
Rorschach tests (pronounced raw-shack) are also known as inkblot tests. Symmetrical and random, what the viewer sees in them reveals important clues about the person's inner thoughts.

Off Button

Off Button
Wearing this shirt will help you avoid those embarrassing misunderstandings.

Body in the Freezer

Body in the Freezer
Everyone has a few skeletons in their closet, but not all of us keep a body in the basement. A perfect gift for that aging sociopath in your life!

Really Don't Know

Really Don't Know
"You really don't know what you're doing, do you?"
If you find yourself saying it often enough, why not wear the shirt so you can just point to it instead?

Brains!

Brains!
Brought to you by the American Brains Council, featuring two different catchy slogans!

Real Men Worship Cthulhu

Real Men Worship Cthulhu
Real men love kittens, aren't afraid to cry, and worship Cthulhu.

Real Women Worship Cthulhu

Real Women Worship Cthulhu
There are many theories about what traits make up a "real woman" but one thing is universally true; real women worship Cthulhu.

Cthulhu Idol

Cthulhu Idol
Show Cthulhu your devotion with this golden Cthulhu idol graphic, in the hopes that He may devour you first.

50 Uses for a Skull

50 Uses for a Skull
Most people don't know what to do with the one they've got. Here's a whole list of things to do with those old post-consumer skulls! Remember; reduce, reuse, recycle!

Cold-Hearted

Cold-Hearted
It's not like you're intentionally insulting, right? Why can't people understand that this is just how you are?

Cold, Wet Fingers

Cold, Wet Fingers
Squirt gun control is a serious issue. Take a stand today!

Spatter

Spatter
This blood spatter pattern suggest the grim figure of a skull in this high impact graphic.

Super-Genius

Super-Genius
Are you sick of all the "average" people around you bringing you down? Show them how you feel with this simple IQ chart.

Evil Goatee

Evil Goatee
In a parallel universe, most people have an evil version of themselves, usually sporting a goatee. But what about those of us who already have a goatee?

Harp Seals

Harp Seals
There are things in life that just aren't funny. Clubbing baby seals isn't one of those things.

Pro-Death

Pro-Death
Why does everything have to be such a complicated issue? Proclaim your Pro-death status!

Meow it happened

Meow it happened
There's something very wrong in the neighborhood.

Degeneration Logo

Degeneration Logo
Look so cool sporting our ultra-hip logo, your friends will want to kill themselves for not being you!



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