Evolution Is a Fact People mistakenly call evolution a theory. "Evolution by natural selection" is the theory which explains evolution, which is a fact. |
Survival Machine for a Selfish Gene With a nod to evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins, we present the Survival Machine for a Selfish Gene. |
Specialty Occasion Tired of the same boring greeting cards? Want to put a little more personality in your announcements? Do you wish there were greeting cards for those more obscure holidays? We're here for you. |
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Reason for the Seasons Perfect for teachers, science geeks, smart-aleks or anyone else for that matter. |
Elder Things T-Shirt The Elder Things went to Carcosa, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. Cthulhu mythos fans will love this humorous shirt! |
Hastur Don't waste time deciding who is worthy and who is not; Hastur will deal with those details later. |
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Atheism/Non-Belief If Jesus loves you, then you shouldn't visit this section. He'll know if you do. He's always watching. |
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After Your Skull Have you ever been accused of only wanting "one thing"? Why not let them know what you're really after? |
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Rorschach Rorschach tests (pronounced raw-shack) are also known as inkblot tests. Symmetrical and random, what the viewer sees in them reveals important clues about the person's inner thoughts. |
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Body in the Freezer Everyone has a few skeletons in their closet, but not all of us keep a body in the basement. A perfect gift for that aging sociopath in your life! |
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Really Don't Know "You really don't know what you're doing, do you?" If you find yourself saying it often enough, why not wear the shirt so you can just point to it instead? |
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Real Women Worship Cthulhu There are many theories about what traits make up a "real woman" but one thing is universally true; real women worship Cthulhu. |
Cthulhu Idol Show Cthulhu your devotion with this golden Cthulhu idol graphic, in the hopes that He may devour you first. |
50 Uses for a Skull Most people don't know what to do with the one they've got. Here's a whole list of things to do with those old post-consumer skulls! Remember; reduce, reuse, recycle! |
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Cold-Hearted It's not like you're intentionally insulting, right? Why can't people understand that this is just how you are? |
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Super-Genius Are you sick of all the "average" people around you bringing you down? Show them how you feel with this simple IQ chart. |
Evil Goatee In a parallel universe, most people have an evil version of themselves, usually sporting a goatee. But what about those of us who already have a goatee? |
Harp Seals There are things in life that just aren't funny. Clubbing baby seals isn't one of those things. |
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Degeneration Logo Look so cool sporting our ultra-hip logo, your friends will want to kill themselves for not being you! |
