
Defective Man welcomes you to the Defective Man! merchandise extravaganza. Defective Man would like to invite you to look around the site, find some cool Defective Man! merchandise, and buy it, so Defective Man can afford more hummus. Hummus is expensive on Defective Man's salary. So please, support Defective Man's hummus habit.


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DM! Classic Thong$10.99
DM! Large Mug$13.99
DM! Wall Clock$12.99
DM! Mousepad$12.99
DM! 2.25" Button$4.99
DM! Magnet$4.99
DM! Poster Magnet$5.49
DM! Large Poster$19.99
DM! Dog T-Shirt$18.99