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I'm a stay at home son.


No one here has to know.


I am a nurse, just not registered.


It happened again.


No Work. All Play.


Are all cops in this town crazy?


My fists have your blood on them.


I will meditate, and then destroy you!


You'll never survive in a jungle.


The answer lies in the heart of battle.


Handsome fighters never lose battles.


Go home and be a family man.


Next time we meet I'm gonna break your arms!


You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.


You are not a warrior; you're a beginner.


Now you realize the inner mysteries of yoga.


Are you man enough to fight with me?


Attack me if you dare, I will crush you.


Mamma Mia!


Let's-a go!


It's-a me, Mario!


Here we go!


Bow before the great Andross!


If I go down, I'm taking you with me.


Hey, Einstein, I'm on your side!


You wanna touch it, don't you?


Suck my boomstick.


I'd still hit it.


So many babes, so little time.


It's my way or... Hell, it's my way!


I don't do windows.


Welcome to "Cool's-Ville", Population: Me


My gun's bigger than yours.


I love the smell of bacon in the morning.


Blow it out your ass.


My boot, your face; the perfect couple.


Lucky son of a bitch.


I like a good cigar...and a bad woman...


I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.


Your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker.


I’ll pay you back on December 22, 2012.


The End of the World. Coming soon.


2012: The new era.


How will it all end?


Where will you be on December 21, 2012?


Best used by December 21, 2012


2012


Dying is the day worth living for.


Why is the rum gone?


Would you please put some pants on?


Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?


Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!


I should have been a fucking cop.


Dead men tell no tales...


Any man who falls behind, is left behind.


The captain goes down with his ship.


Happy Halloween whatever you are!


If the broom fits, fly it.


Come in for a bite.


Stop blowing holes in my ship!


Have a spooktakular good time.


Son of a witch.


Halloween is a real treat.


Ghosts have real spirit.


Have a fangtastic night.


Free broom rides.


Eat, drink and be scary.


Relax, or die.


I forgive, but I don’t forget, and I don’t forgive.


I’m not drunk. OK, maybe a little.


Don't annoy me!


¿Se me nota la nota?


Vampire killer.


Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad.


Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color.


God of thunder.


Courage is immortal.


Citizen of Earth.


I’m still a virgin.


Scotty doesn’t know.


Roll out.


Shut up grandma, drink your prune juice!


Revenge takes many forms.


Soon this planet will be dark forever.


Bros before hoes.


Cars pick the driver.


No sacrifice, no victory!


More than meets the eye.


You hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!


I'll drive, you shoot!


Bad Mojo


I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.


Sexy legs, baby girl. What time do they open?


A real driver knows exactly what's in his car.


Only pussies run nitro meth.


The nail that sticks out gets hammered.


You're bleeding on my floor.


50% of something is better than 100% of nothing.


Most wanted.


It's not how you stand by your car, it's how you race your car.


I smell skanks.


I live my life a quarter mile at a time.


Let's go for a little ride.


It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.


Pregúntame si me importa.


Ask me if I care.


Underwater Boss


Greetings from Paybackistan


To Kill a Mockingturd


Hairy Plotter and the Deathly Hello


Death to Douchey


Bye Bye Beardie


Big Deady


No one is free when others are oppressed.


Freedom is never free.


The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree.


Order without liberty and liberty without order are equally destructive.


Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.


I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery.


Freedom is a chance to be better.


War does not determine who is right, only who is left.


In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.


A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.


In war, truth is the first casualty.


Only the dead have seen the end of war.


Draft beer, not people.


All the arms we need are for hugging.


Stay frosty.


What sound will you make when you hit the ground?


I hate dogs.


Did command just tell us to go 'f' ourselves?


The enemy of my enemy is my friend.


I'll dance next to you, if you want to think we're dancing together.


Assuming direct control.


Your species must know its place.


We are legion.


You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.


Submission is preferable to extinction.


"With all due respect" really means "kiss my ass".


Just because I like you doesn't mean I won't kill you.


Sometimes crazy is the best way to go.


Whack it with a crowbar, just in case.


Prepare for unforeseen consequences.


You are so small! It's funny to me!


Another satisfied customer.


Whoops... that was not medicine.


I never really was on your side.


If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me.


If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?


This town stinks like a whorehouse at low tide.


Toga! Toga!


Humans can survive underwater… but not for very long.


The ratio of people to cake is too big.


If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent him.


I can do anything I want. I’m a college student.


Do not get covered in the Repulsion Gel.


Married to science


89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.


I'm a potato.


Huge success.


Designated passenger.


I don't want your damn lemons!


Watch your mouth.


By protecting others, you save yourself.


It's my duty to please that booty.


I fight dirty.


The farmers have won.


My dick gets hard if the wind blows.


Don't let your mouth get your ass in trouble.


You know how women lie.


Excuse me while I whip this out.


Test your might.


Where did your life go so wrong?


She’s watching you.


I'm twice as good as Gary!


Pika!


Please don't eat my hat.


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