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David Hoyle
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Member Since: 2002

I stole my personality from an anonymous source. And I'm gonna pay for it too. I don't feel bad about that.

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Welcome!
Welcome to my online store! All of my products are made with high resolution graphics and come with a 30-day money back guarantee! They are the best products ever devised by man! If you buy them, everyone will think you are ultra-cool, turbo-hip, and totally awesome!

The Vampire Dairies

The Vampire Dairies
Chewing cud & sucking blood

Tyrannosaurus Retch

Tyrannosaurus Retch
"Terrible Lizard" meets terrible pun

Idiotic Idioms

Idiotic Idioms
A new twist on old sayings

Mark a Mug

Mark a Mug
Mugs with funny polls. Pick your favorite or fill in your own funny answer!



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