Welcome to Darren Marlar's Gift Shop!
This is a great place to get funny for others - or for yourself! Men's and women's apparel, kids' stuff, office supplies and a whole lot more... even stuff for your pets! If you see something you like, be sure to tell your friends about it too!

Signed Headshot Get a signed photo of Darren Marlar! (Yes, we know this is the height of egotism, but we'll do anything to make money.)	Jack & Jill & Health Care Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water; Jack fell down and broke his crown; and Jill called 911; but Jack is still out luck because he is on the Obama health care plan!	Honk If You Love Jesus Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you'd like to meet him.
8-Ball Feel like an 8-Ball? Tired of people constantly asking you questions? We have a few answers for you! (CHECK OUT THE BACK OF THE SHIRT!)	Truth or Darren CD It's Darren Marlar's LIVE comedy CD with almost a full hour of hilarity, including two SONGS (but don't let that dissuade you from buying the CD anyway)!