Also, you get to show people that you're cool. Only cool people wear our stuff. Rad, thrashin kinda people. Are you Rad?
A Subtle Hint For the lady fans, our repayment for your dedication. Wear it out to the bar, then count the guilty faces. |
What a country! An homage to the comic genius who helped thaw the Cold War with the warm slapping of knees! |
An important choice The world of politics has become a knock-down, drawn out cage match, and there are no disqualifications in sight. Tap out now, jabroni. |
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DSFC: We were there! A growing collection of stuff commemorating historical inaccuracy, because some people think Elvis is dead. |
Ruining it for everybody A list of spoilers guaranteed to ruin the end to some movie somewhere for someone. Also doubles as a wearable game. |
Shock the World Such a strange gesture. What does it mean? If you get it, chances are you aren't offended. |
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Tracer A very cheap homage to Kevin Smith, or a raver shirt. Either way, it would make a nice addidition to any collection for those who are into either of those things. |
Darwin Run University You don't have to pay $100 to get a diploma from OUR college. Just pay the price marked, and consider yourself all the wiser. |
DSFC gear If you don't want to wear anything witty, these items still endorse our fine products. They also might help pay our bills. |
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Ballschwank Reloaded See, it's the Matrix characters dressed like clergy. There was this joke from high school, and it's really not funny to you, is it? |
