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Below you will find all of our funny dance shirts, including sarcastic gifts for dancers. Once you find the design you like, simply click to see all of the fun dance bags, silly dancers jackets, and sarcastic gifts for dancers inside. You will find long-sleeved shirts for tap, hoodies for dancers, pink shirts for ballet...even fun dancers mugs!

I May Be a Dancer, But I Can Eat Like a Fat Kid

I May Be a Dancer, But I Can Eat Like a Fat Kid
This unique design is perfect for anyone who loves to dance!

I Can Do A Split

I Can Do A Split
This unique design is perfect for anyone who loves to dance!

Dance, That's How I Roll

Dance, That's How I Roll
This unique design is perfect for anyone who loves to dance!

Dance, All the Cool Kids Do It

Dance, All the Cool Kids Do It
This unique design is perfect for anyone who loves to dance!

Dance or My Boyfriend?

Dance or My Boyfriend?
When forced to decide between boys and dance, most young dancers choose dance! Tell the world your choice with this funny dance design.

What Happens in Dance Class

What Happens in Dance Class
Looking for sarcastic dance shirts? Inside you will find our funny What Happens in Dance Class shirts and gifts!

The voices in my head tell me to dance.

The voices in my head tell me to dance.
What do the voices say in your head? Tell the world that your voices tell you to dance!

Super Hot Dancer

Super Hot Dancer
Are you a Super Hot Dancer? Do you know someone who is? Then these shirts and dance gifts are perfect for you!

Dance. It's Cheaper than Therapy.

Dance. It's Cheaper than Therapy.
These funny dance t shirts make great gifts for dance teachers and dance students! Dance - It's Cheaper Than Therapy is a unique dance design for dance lovers everywhere.

No Dance Drama

No Dance Drama
Look inside for all of our fun NO Dance Drama items! Dance teachers and students, even dance parents will appreciate this unique dance design!

dance stud

dance stud
Male dancers need cool t shirts too! This fun dance stud design looks great on men's dance shirts, dance bags, and all of our cool gifts for male dancers!

dance chick

dance chick
This fun dance chick design looks cool on dance bags, t shirts, and hoodies for dancers. Look inside for all of the great dance gifts you can choose from!

There's No Crying in Dance

There's No Crying in Dance
There's no crying in dance! Dancers are tough, and will appreciate this unique dance design. This would make a great dance teacher gift too!

If the Rockettes Call, Take A Message.

If the Rockettes Call, Take A Message.
Even dancers need to play hard to get sometimes! This fun Rockette design will make a great dance t shirt.

Real Men Marry Dancers

Real Men Marry Dancers
This cool "Real Men Marry Dancers" tells the truth - it takes a strong, strong, man to live the dance life! What a great dance t shirt, hoodie, or dance bag this makes.

Support the Arts - Kiss a Dancer

Support the Arts - Kiss a Dancer
This fun dance design will make your fellow dancers smile! "Kiss a Dancer" makes great dancer t shirts, dance bags, and fun gifts for dancers.

Real Men Date Dancers

Real Men Date Dancers
This cool "Real Men Date Dancers" tells the truth - it takes a strong, strong, man to live the dance life! What a great dance t shirt, hoodie, or dance bag this makes!

When In Doubt, Kick Ball Change

When In Doubt, Kick Ball Change
Ahhh...real jazz...old school. Remember the days of kick ball change, body rolls, and jazz squares? Bring back the kick ball change! A fun shirt for dancers everywhere.

Sweaty Dance Shirt

Sweaty Dance Shirt
Wear it to dance class, and you know it will be true. Look inside for all of the uniques dance gifts we carry with the funny "Sweaty Dance Shirt" design!

My Mom Said I Should Be In The Front Row

My Mom Said I Should Be In The Front Row
Mom is always your biggest fan. Dance teachers hear this all the time, and will surely chuckle at this unique and funny dance design! Look inside for all of the fun dance gifts we have available!

I'm Ready for My Curtain Call

I'm Ready for My Curtain Call
Get your own curtain call, and you have finally made it as a dancer. Look inside for all of the unique dance gifts, dance t shirts, and dance teacher presents we have available!

me + dance

me + dance
Basic math for dancers. Once you learn 5,6,7,8 this is the only other math you need. This fun dance design looks awesome on black dance t shirts, dance bags, and dance hoodies too!

I Dance - It's Kind of A Big Deal.

I Dance - It's Kind of A Big Deal.
We know no one else understands how important dance is to you. We get it. Dancers everywhere will love these cool dancer tshirts and dance gifts!

Dance - It's Not For Sissies

Dance - It's Not For Sissies
Dance is tough. Dancers are tougher. Look inside for all of the unique items with this cool "It's Not for Sissies" design, including dance hoodies, dancer tshirts, and more!

I Think You Forgot to Spot

I Think You Forgot to Spot
Only a true dancer understands how important it is to spot. And dance teachers will appreciate the classroom help. This fun dance design makes great gifts for dancer and dance teachers too!

Dance Is My Boyfriend

Dance Is My Boyfriend
Does dance fill up your schedule so there is no time for dating? Let this funny dance shirt tell the world why. Look inside for all of the cool dancer t shirts with the Dance is My Boyfriend design.

idance-uwatch-idance some more-u clap

idance-uwatch-idance some more-u clap
This fun dance shirt sums it up quite nicely. I dance, u watch, i dance some more, u clap! Great for dancers, dance parents, and dance teachers too - look inside for lots of great dance gifts!

I Can't - I Have Rehearsal

I Can't - I Have Rehearsal
Always at rehearsal? This fun dance design will tell the world why you are so busy. Look inside for all of the cool dance jackets, hoodies, and t shirts for dancers we have available!

Almost Famous Dancer

Almost Famous Dancer
You know you will be a famous dancer one day. This fun design will keep you honest. This design is great for dance students in all subjects, including ballet, jazz, and tap!

Super Dancer

Super Dancer
Super Dancer saves the world! Or at least works really hard in dance class. Dancers everywhere will love this cool dance design on t shirts, sweats, and hoodies too!

Life Without Dance

Life Without Dance
Life Without Dance would be so sad. This is a cool 3D design that looks awesome on dance t shirts, hoodies for dancers, and dance bags too!

Where Did I Put My Boogie Shoes?

Where Did I Put My Boogie Shoes?
Bring back the Disco Days with this cool, retro dance shirt. Boogie Fever Baby! Look inside for all of the cool dance gifts with this retro design!

Jazz Hands

Jazz Hands
Old-school jazz on a hip new shirt. The dancer in your life will love this retro dance design! Look inside for cool dance hoodies, dancer t shirts, and dance bags too!

'Tis The Season

'Tis The Season
Ahhh, Nutcracker season. Sometimes the stress gets to you. A fun design for all who are immersed in a Nutcracker production! Ballerinas, ballet students, and ballet teachers will love this cool and fu

That's Miss Dancing Queen to You

That's Miss Dancing Queen to You
Only a true dancing queen can pull this one off. Look inside for all of our fun dance gifts with the Dancing Queen design, including dance t shirts, hoodies, and other unique dance gifts too!

All Sally ever wanted was to be a ballet star.

All Sally ever wanted was to be a ballet star.
Poor Sally. She doesn't have a clue. This is a hilarious dance design that dancers and dance teachers everywhere will appreciate. Check out all of the unique dance gifts inside!

Copy of Don't Make Me Whip Out My Fouettes - RED

Frappe-ccino. The Dancer's Coffee

Frappe-ccino. The Dancer's Coffee
Dancers probably drink more coffee than anyone. Now there is a drink just for them. Dancers and dance teachers will love this unique dance design - look inside for all of the fun dance gifts we have a

I Should Have a Follow Spot

I Should Have a Follow Spot
Some people were just born stars. This fun shirt is great for any dancer who loves the spotlight! Look inside for unique dance gifts, t shirts for dancers, and dance hoodies too!

I'm Just 32 Fouettes From Fabulous

I'm Just 32 Fouettes From Fabulous
To do 32 proper fouettes on both sides is a dream for many young dancers. This cool design makes great dance t shirts, dance bags, and other unique gifts for dancers!

If You Think I'm Cute...

If You Think I'm Cute...
A funny take on the typical shirt for little kids. The dancer in your life will laugh at this unique dance design, and it looks cool on black dance tshirts, white shirts, and dance bags too!

Does This Tutu Make My Butt Look Big?

Does This Tutu Make My Butt Look Big?
You know you have asked this question before. And if you are a ballet dancer, you know you laughed at this fun design. Look inside for unique gifts for ballerinas!

Ballet. Old School.

Ballet. Old School.
Show some respect and give "props" to the old school. Ballerinas and ballet students will get a laugh out of this unique dance design. Ballet teachers will like this one too - check inside for great b

Slap Me If My Foot Is Sickled

Slap Me If My Foot Is Sickled
Be careful if you wear this one to class! All dancers know how horrible a sickled foot can be. Look inside for unique and funny dance t shirts and fun gifts for dancers!

Shirley Temple Is My Hero

Shirley Temple Is My Hero
Shirley Temple was an amazing tap dancer. Show your love. Tap dancers and tap teachers will all love these classic tap dance t shirts and gifts.

Tutus - Not Just for Ballerinas Anymore

Tutus - Not Just for Ballerinas Anymore
Make a dance fashion statement. Tutus never go out of style! Ballerinas everywhere will laugh at this funny ballet t shirt, and will love these unique ballet gifts!


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