Dailyshirts Merch : Tyrannosaurus 'Chucks
As far as I can tell, the only part of a Tyrannosaurus Rex that's not built for total badass carnivore stylings are his teeny little hands. If only he had some sort of deadly implement at hand to make up for those shortcomings. The deadliest of weapons, are of course, the ninja variety. I think the numchucks are exactly what Mr. Rex needs. In fact, I am willing to bet that no scientist can PROVE that if T-Rex had numchucks, he would not walk among us still today. Think about THAT.