TankHere is a drawing of a tank. I don't have much to add. It's a tank. Enjoy! |
Cloud Hate UThat's why it rains, you know? Because the clouds hate you. With lightning. |
Sell OutArtistic integrity is something I left behind in art school. I gots to get PAID son. My contact info is available down and to the left, ya'll. |
Blowfish Is PoisonWhich, look at a blowfish, would you? Why would anyone want to eat that? Is it the challenge? |
Wanna Screw?Here's what you do. First, drink a lot. I mean a lot. And then wear this shirt. Wait, no. Wear the shirt first. |
BreakoutI find that an awful lot of people want to forget how prevalent rainbows were all over the place in old games. Don't be homophobic, dude. Rainbows help show how AWESOME the GRAPHICS ARE. |
Regis TacoLong Live His Majesty, the Taco. May his reign be long and prosperous. Tacos RULE! |
Beat ControlIf I had a boom box like this I could control the beats. Now, with this little design, you too can express to those around you... this desire. |
All's Well that Falls Well"You've got to kill the terrorists before the killing stops and I am for the President — chase them all over the world, if it takes ten years, blow them all away in the name of the Lord." - Jerry Falw |
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Bad Ass MomYour mom is too Bad Ass for any other lesser gift. What she really wants is a t-shirt with a cuss-word on it. Trust me on this. |
You're screwed, Major TomT-shirt design inspired by David Bowie's Space Oddity and Ray Bradbury's Kaleidoscope - A doomed spaceship drifts ever farther from an earth it will never return to. |
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Meta Tuxedo TeeI like to think outside the box. I like to take it to the next level. What about a t-shirt that has a PICTURE of a tuxedo t-shirt on it? Hell yeah. That's META, and everyone knows that META is the |
Music Tastes GoodFunny shirt design for DJs or musicians. Music fans and record collectors might like it too. During my college years, everyone I knew either had turntables or records. Now you can command the decks |
Girafficorn RampantGirafficorn, rarest of beasts, occurring only when the proud giraffe of the African savannas meets the elusive and enchanted unicorn of the boundless forests. Then, they get it the hell on like no on |
No AK Today! OK?I am proud to say that I do not have to share in Ice Cube's metric for whether or not his day was good. I can wear this shirt pretty much every day, and be certain that I wouldn't have to use my AK. |
Fart HogNot much more to this than what's there. It's an animal t-shirt design. It's a warthog that farts. Hence, Fart Hog. |
Cinco De MayonnaiseOkay, so I know that today's design is just a bad visual pun, but who cares. I'd wear this shirt. On the other hand, if I intend to sell shirts, should I make commemorative holiday shirts available |
Information Wants to be FreeDigg could not escape the 09-f9-11- 02-9d-74- e3-5b-d8- 41-56-c5- 63-56-88- c0 meme, and now it's on a geek t-shirt. It probably was available on a nerdy shirt before now, but now it's on a shirt I m |
Ninjas Are CoolerI know there are some people that think that Ninjas are the Coolest. Even Cooler than Pirates. I disagree, but I made you this shirt anyways. |
L'GITI give you L'git, the reigning underground boy band champions for 2007. S'ean, Rudy, Patrikk, and Horace danced so funky and sang so sweet that the judges were straight illin. It was sick. Show you |
Pirates Are CoolerFor those of you that are familiar with my work, you've seen this one before. Of course the battle over whether Pirates are cooler than ninjas or not has long been a staple of geek culture. |
A Bumpy NightI had the idea that if I had the drink recipe and picture on a shirt, I just have to point, and they can make me one. Plus, I can even order one when I can't talk anymore. I just have to point. Gib |
Chigger, Please.A chigger is a mite larvae that sucks blood! They're pretty gross but have a funny name. That's what gave me the idea for this design. Chiggers ya'll. You don't want none. |
Mighty TightThere's a painting on Eli Cash's wall in the film The Royal Tennenbaums that looks similar to this. There's just something spectacular about having tighty whities elevated to art status. |
GoldliathThe images of David and Goliath (I know, I'm not very clever) are based on those in an illuminated manuscript from a Book of Days created between 1450 and 1499. |
WWTHD?Did you see Borat? You probably did. It's funny. When someone asks him about his religion, he says he follows the Hawk. That sounds pretty good to me. |
Floppy SecondsAnyone else have some of these bad old boys laying around? I do, but I haven't owned a drive that can read 5.25 disks in an age. Good old floppies. Anyway, now I have to go play Zork for awhile. |
Tyrannosaurus 'ChucksAs far as I can tell, the only part of a Tyrannosaurus Rex that's not built for total badass carnivore stylings are his teeny little hands. If only he had some sort of deadly implement at hand to mak |
U R A TOOLThis one pretty much needs no explanation, though it may take some people a second to get it without seeing the title of the drawing. If someone sees you wearing this one and they NEVER get it, then |
Suck it, Neptune!Neptune can suck it. That’s what Earth Day is all about. You’re next Mars, so watch your ass if you know what’s good for you. Earth and Earth’s Moon Rulez. |
Onion JerkOnions are the dicks of the American vegetable diet. They are so tasty when cooked, but they are so ornery when you are the person cutting them up for the dinner. I read a thing one time where you can |
Horsey, of courseyIn the horror movie Hostel by Mr. Eli Roth, there’s this Icelandic cat that says “Of course, my horse,” and I just think that’s hilarious. |
American IdolatryReality and competition television fascinate me, and I'm sure that many years from now, cultural anthropologists will have a lot to say about the societal impact. Me? I just draw funny pictures. Mo |
Youth is WastedAs I get older (not that I’m very old) I look back on all the time I spent playing video games and wonder if it was time well spent. Maybe it was, and maybe it wasn’t. |
God Bless You, Mr. VonnegutKurt Vonnegut passed away April 2007. His Cat's Cradle is one of my all-time favorite books. I used to have multiple copies of it on hand, as it's a good book to lend to people who haven't read it. |
Avocado: Friend or Foe?This one is based on a news headline for an article I saw on Yahoo News over my wife’s shoulder. I found it to be pretty funny because, even if an avocado was like, poisonous, it wouldn’t really quali |
Dumb Owl Says WhatThe concept of a dumb owl is funny to me, I guess because owls are so often associated with wisdom. Things I like about this drawing: lack of black and white in the palette, asymmetrical layout, and t |
