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Albuquerque, New Mexico
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Cynical Stickers ~ bumper stickers expressing humorous, crude, offensive, obnoxious, and sarcastic slogans. Not for the faint of heart! Cynical Stickers has the bumper stickers that say what you really want to say. No more of the same old "Hang up and drive." Tell it like it is!
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Hi folks! Time for a long overdue update. Our 2008 election gear has finally been tucked away and we're working on several new stickers coming in the next few weeks. Thanks again for all your purchases from Cynical Stickers and let us know if we can be of any assistance.


Site Last Updated: June 18th 2009

New Stickers

New Stickers
Newly-created stickers are posted here.

Stickers vs. Magnets

Stickers vs. Magnets
These stickers open up a can of whoop ass on those damn ribbon magnets. Long live good old reliable bumper stickers!

Political & World Issues

Political & World Issues
Politics and world issues are often very serious problems we face as a species, so let's generate as much cynicism as possible!

Cell Phones

Cell Phones
Cell phone use among our population has grown seriously out of hand.

Sex & Drugs

Sex & Drugs
Stickers about America's two favorite pasttimes.

Oh the Humanity!

Oh the Humanity!
Stickers riffing our favorite species - US!

America Five-O

America Five-O
Stickers honoring our favorite protectors, crime stoppers, and racist trigger-happy lawmen with a Napoleon complex.

Men, Guns, and Trucks

Men, Guns, and Trucks
Sorry men, your philosophy of "bigger, louder, faster" only shows the world you're nothing but an immature child.

Stickers vs. Stickers

Stickers vs. Stickers
These stickers declare war on some of the other more popular bumper stickers that have grown so lame that they beg to be made fun of.

Christianity & Religion

Christianity & Religion
We happen to believe religion is an outdated crutch that people use when they don't want to answer life's questions for themselves.

Inside Jokes

Inside Jokes
Stickers to make other people think you know something they don't.

Miscellaneous Cynicism

Miscellaneous Cynicism
Stickers that don't really fit in any other category.


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