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Kitten Killer Rectangle Magnet (100 pack)


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Kitten Killer Rectangle Magnet (100 pack)

Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Or even if you induce someone to masturbate. Either way, the kitten still dies. Be proud to do your part in feline euthanasia.

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Add instant style to lockers, dorm rooms, workspace or the fridge while keeping your notes and reminders in view with an attention-grabbing Rectangle Magnet.
  • Measures 2.125" x 3.125"
  • Metal shell
  • Mylar/UV protecting cover
  • Flat magnetic back.

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