Cubs Still Suck This is a very basic line that just says it all. The Cubs Still Suck! Straight and to the point. |
Can Usually Be Swept This is the first of many Acronym style lines we will provide. Very true statement that is sure to make your Cub friends a bit angry! |
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Joke - Shortest Book This is a good joke to use on Cub fans out of the blue. Catches them off guard everytime. |
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Joke - Mama Bear Very clever little joke that slides right past some people. Sure to catch Cub fans eyes. |
Joke - Bigfoot One of the first jokes added to Cubs Suck Club back in the day. It's a classic for sure. |









